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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 14, 2021 17:22:21 GMT
First big stretch in the morning
Sticking cotton buds in your ears. I asked someone if she did this and she got really offended, said it was a really personal question. I assumed she had really waxy ears. I'm pretty sure I said ears
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Post by H-alphaFox on Oct 14, 2021 17:30:42 GMT
Grabbing that little clump of fur from your dog when it's shedding it's coat.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 14, 2021 20:40:10 GMT
Dropping rocks on Koroks heads. It's the little noise they make
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Post by skalpadda on Oct 15, 2021 1:50:52 GMT
Picture that freezing winter Made me think of waking after a night of really cold weather and heavy snowfall. You go outside, it's still as dark as midnight and every step you take makes a lovely satisfying crunching sound. It's cold, but cold enough to be dry, so it's not unpleasant. And every square millimetre around you just glitters. I need to move further north so bad. |
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Post by rawshark on Oct 15, 2021 2:30:18 GMT
This is more flask / tea related than I was expecting, but I’ll contribute:
Finding out a page 3 / lad mag glamour model got her fanny out at some point
Any time a meeting is cancelled at work
Fixing something without calling in a plumber or electrician
Winning 5 games in a row in Pokémon Go.
Someone calling me “Big Man” or saying my T-shirt is “dope”
Bad Norm MacDonald jokes that he tells badly and takes forever to finish.
Free shit. Vaccines, stickers, promotional stuff, whatever
Getting pissed
Looking at bottoms
The works of Kierkegaard
Random facts like how Mr Brightside has spent over five years (non consecutive) in the UK singles charts. More than any other.
That first smoky hot coffee of the day. Followed by a runny shit mostly up the back of the toilet.
Smooth jazz
Something slotting snugly into place. Like lego.
Spontaneity.
Cheese and biscuits
Fireballs
Imagining myself in a band called “The Inverted Atomic Drops”.
Imaging myself as a Mexican wrestler named “Macabre”
Books
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Post by Nanocrystal on Oct 15, 2021 2:42:23 GMT
Something slotting snugly into place.  |
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Post by rockavitch on Oct 15, 2021 6:56:27 GMT
The shit you do that you only realised you really needed 5 minutes into a 60 minute trip home.
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Post by marcp on Oct 15, 2021 7:19:48 GMT
A really good shower. Not many things more relaxing in life. Bath weirdos freak me out. This. We've only got a bath in our place at the moment and it's stressing me out. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2021 7:30:37 GMT
A really good nap.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 15, 2021 7:39:57 GMT
I feel terrible after a nap. I think you're suppose to time them properly so you wake up at a certain point in the sleep cycle but I tend to wake up feeling suicidal |
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Post by dfunked on Oct 15, 2021 8:06:43 GMT
That first smoky hot coffee of the day. Followed by a runny shit mostly up the back of the toilet. I had to stop drinking lattes from the machine at work... Those things were more effective than an enema! |
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Post by suicida on Oct 15, 2021 8:12:21 GMT
Riding my bike just after having it serviced with a whole new chain/rear cassette. Feels so nice to ride now after months of clunky gear changes and soft tyres
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 15, 2021 8:31:36 GMT
Replaced all 4 tyres on the car yesterday, so so smooth driving now at motorway speeds, must have dropped the odd weight off one or more of the wheels since they were last balanced.
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Post by dmukgr on Oct 15, 2021 8:58:49 GMT
That one was pretty hardy. Lasted a good few years being lugged to and from London, dropped etc numerous times. It is only big enough for one large cup though How many sausages could be enflasked though? It seems to be common to do this in Norway. I first saw it when skiing there and the school kids were all making hot dogs via a flask - seemed genius to me and I wondered why we don't do it. My dad used to always take a flash to football games and I figured if he started going again I would compliment the brew with hotdogs  |
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Post by cubby on Oct 15, 2021 13:21:28 GMT
Sticking cotton buds in your ears. I like it when you pull out a full yellow bud, although that usually means you're not that well. |
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Post by imamazed on Oct 15, 2021 13:26:05 GMT
I thought using ear buds just pushes wax further in? I was told to stop doing it by my doctor, but I do miss it, and if all the cool kids are still doing it...
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 15, 2021 13:32:19 GMT
I don't get ear wax, I do it purely for fun and to dry them after a bath. I'm like a Ferengi
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Post by jellyhead on Oct 15, 2021 13:59:55 GMT
I feel terrible after a nap. I think you're suppose to time them properly so you wake up at a certain point in the sleep cycle but I tend to wake up feeling suicidal There's an app for that. "Sleep as An Droid". I'll have to look for it again as it was really useful for me. as i sleep alone, wahh. Put the phone on the bed and It uses the gyros and sensors to work out when you are in deep sleep and will wake you up earlier if your alarm time will coincide with a deep sleep cycle. I was sceptical but it worked wonders for me. I'm sure there's other apps about that do the same thing these days as this was years ago. |
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Post by marcp on Oct 15, 2021 14:16:33 GMT
I've got a really good body clock for napping. Before I started on this exercise lark in my lunch hour, I used to go up into the attic room, read for 15 minutes, take a nap, and wake up on the dot of half an hour to spend the last 15 reading. |
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Post by dmukgr on Oct 15, 2021 14:41:24 GMT
Sticking cotton buds in your ears. I like it when you pull out a full yellow bud, although that usually means you're not that well.
Really? I do that fairly often? Well, it is more a darkish brown really, but yeah... |
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Post by Onny on Oct 15, 2021 18:31:10 GMT
The train when I get on it at 5am. It’s entirely empty and silent except for the electric hum. I find it extremely soothing.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2021 18:33:42 GMT
Surely that is cancelled out by the fact you are up and out and about at 5am?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2021 18:46:39 GMT
Finally finding and killing the mosquito that had driven me to distraction with its whine every time I turned off the light.
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Post by Lizard on Oct 16, 2021 3:37:25 GMT
I feel terrible after a nap. I think you're suppose to time them properly so you wake up at a certain point in the sleep cycle but I tend to wake up feeling suicidal Me too. I've never had a nap that didn't make me feel worse. |
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Post by Lizard on Oct 16, 2021 3:40:19 GMT
When your hangover dissipates just enough to eat, so you have something stodgy and/or unhealthy accompanied by just one beer and afterwards you feel very peaceful and relaxed.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2021 5:41:22 GMT
Sneezing
I just really dig it
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 16, 2021 10:48:35 GMT
Closing a fridge or freezer door, especially one of those big supermarket jobbies.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Oct 16, 2021 11:38:52 GMT
Beating the poptyping at it's ping game.
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Post by khanivor on Oct 16, 2021 12:20:36 GMT
Working a q tip around the ear canal is almost sexual
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Post by Danno on Oct 16, 2021 12:30:09 GMT
Closing a fridge or freezer door, especially one of those big supermarket jobbies. Ah yeah that 'whomp' as the seal engages is pleasing |
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