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Post by sport✅ on Oct 12, 2021 10:53:53 GMT
£184 000 000!!!
Who will be the Bezos of FontGeek? Find out tonight.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2021 10:55:16 GMT
I very rarely play it but I thought I would today. 4x lucky dips.
I don't think I've ever even got 2 numbers.
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Post by robthehermit on Oct 12, 2021 11:15:28 GMT
I got two numbers once. Happy days.
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Post by cubby on Oct 12, 2021 11:15:37 GMT
Let's all play the lottery with the worst odds and payouts, so one schmuck will win a life ruining amount every 3 months.
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Post by robthehermit on Oct 12, 2021 11:17:59 GMT
It wouldn't ruin my life. Slightly nicer house, bigger better tv, unlimited supply of weed, sit and smoke and play games and watch tv until death. Sorted.
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Post by robthehermit on Oct 12, 2021 11:18:45 GMT
I wouldn't need the other £183m.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 12, 2021 11:21:24 GMT
I got two numbers once. Happy days. I got 2 numbers on Tuesday. £2.90, in your face lotto people |
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Post by sport✅ on Oct 12, 2021 11:22:09 GMT
I got two numbers once. Happy days. I got 2 numbers on Tuesday. £2.90, in your face lotto people Lotto hates this guy. |
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Post by JYM60 on Oct 12, 2021 11:27:53 GMT
Done it the last two weeks, so in again.
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sport✅
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Post by sport✅ on Oct 12, 2021 13:44:14 GMT
Getting nervous now. No idea what I'm gonna buy first.
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Post by anephric on Oct 12, 2021 13:50:32 GMT
Obviously buy the Ritz hotel and rename it The Titz and then make some boob-shaped spaceships, like that one out of Battle Beyond the Stars.
I mean, the money spends itself.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2021 13:55:22 GMT
Obviously buy the Ritz hotel and rename it The Titz and then make some boob-shaped spaceships, like that one out of Battle Beyond the Stars. I mean, the money spends itself. That was more a spaceship with boobs than a boob-shaped spaceship, but either is a good investment. |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 12, 2021 13:57:31 GMT
I would take revenge on anyone who ever wronged me. I have a list of businesses to buy and close and houses to purchase with tenants to evict.
Anyone who says 'it wouldnt change me' has no imagination.
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Post by nexus6 on Oct 12, 2021 13:58:28 GMT
Obviously buy the Ritz hotel and rename it The Titz and then make some boob-shaped spaceships, like that one out of Battle Beyond the Stars. I mean, the money spends itself. Obligatory |
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Post by jono62 on Oct 12, 2021 14:00:23 GMT
I was going to buy Newcastle United, but that has gone now.
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Post by Frog on Oct 12, 2021 14:02:17 GMT
I would take revenge on anyone who ever wronged me. I have a list of businesses to buy and close and houses to purchase with tenants to evict. Anyone who says 'it wouldnt change me' has no imagination. I like the cut of your jib, I would also be similarly vengeful. Buy the houses on both sides of people I dont like and let scumbags live there rent free on the provision they are right noisy bastards. I would even supply the sound systems. |
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Post by hedben on Oct 12, 2021 14:03:57 GMT
True story: once I had a dream that included 4 lottery numbers. I don't believe in premonition but I got a ticket, figured I might as well. And I got 4 numbers. Won £53.
M. Night Shyamalan twist: the 4 numbers I got only included 2 of the numbers from my dream.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2021 14:05:19 GMT
I was going to buy Newcastle United, but that has gone now. A lucky escape, Newcastle United would go through £180M in about 4 months and call you a cunt when there wasn't more. |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 12, 2021 14:05:31 GMT
I would take revenge on anyone who ever wronged me. I have a list of businesses to buy and close and houses to purchase with tenants to evict. Anyone who says 'it wouldnt change me' has no imagination. I like the cut of your jib, I would also be similarly vengeful. Buy the houses on both sides of people I dont like and let scumbags live there rent free on the provision they are right noisy bastards. I would even supply the sound systems. I love that. This guy gets it. /adds to list |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 12, 2021 14:12:42 GMT
True story: once I had a dream that included 4 lottery numbers. I don't believe in premonition but I got a ticket, figured I might as well. And I got 4 numbers. Won £53. M. Night Shyamalan twist: the 4 numbers I got only included 2 of the numbers from my dream. I lived with a guy who matched five numbers. We went absolutely apeshit when the results came in but it was a 'birthdays' week (most/all the numbers were under 31) and he only won like 1500 quid. I think he would have preferred nothing. |
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Post by jono62 on Oct 12, 2021 14:17:36 GMT
That would seriously annoy me. If I win the jackpot, I don't want anyone else winning.
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Post by robthehermit on Oct 12, 2021 14:18:44 GMT
Well yeah, we can all do shit like that. I always said that when we won, I'd buy Mrs Hermits ex husbands dream car and burn it in front of him. Mrs Hermit said that would be unnecessarily cruel, although a fair bit has happened in the interim so I imagine she'd be ok with it now.
My proper plan is to change my answerphone message to something like "This phone number is no longer in use. If you haven't been given an alternative number it's because I think you're a twat." and then just disappear never to be seen by anyone I know again.
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Post by imamazed on Oct 12, 2021 14:20:04 GMT
Username checks out
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 12, 2021 14:21:50 GMT
I'm playing because I love to burn money.
Tbh if I win I'm going to buy a house, give a few million up family members, work out how much I need to live comfortably for the rest of my life (50k a year should do it) then donate the rest to charity.
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Post by Vortex on Oct 12, 2021 14:28:44 GMT
I like the cut of your jib, I would also be similarly vengeful. Buy the houses on both sides of people I dont like and let scumbags live there rent free on the provision they are right noisy bastards. I would even supply the sound systems. I love that. This guy gets it. /adds to list Y'know, I realise now that I haven't applied anything like as much thought to the actual potential of winning for evil intent as some others on here! I was just thinking small time shit, nice house, holiday home, spreading some cash about family and friends etc, but now, well, now I should think some more... /drifts into thought with a Calvin-esque evil smile (see calvin & Hobbes for reference)  |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 12, 2021 14:31:15 GMT
I guess I could use my millions to see if high class assassin's, like you see in the fillums, exist. I have a list of targets.
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Post by robthehermit on Oct 12, 2021 14:32:13 GMT
Mrs Hermit wants to hire a builder to follow the builder who lives next door and undercut them on all their jobs until they go bankrupt.
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Post by robthehermit on Oct 12, 2021 14:33:18 GMT
And yet setting fire to a car is somehow cruel and unusual.
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Post by Vortex on Oct 12, 2021 14:35:00 GMT
Mrs Hermit wants to hire a builder to follow the builder who lives next door and undercut them on all their jobs until they go bankrupt. I'd make sure to never irritate Mrs Hermit if she's that into grudges. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2021 14:39:06 GMT
I'm going to buy proboards and sunset Font Geek.
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