sport✅
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Post by sport✅ on Oct 12, 2021 14:42:41 GMT
I'm going to buy proboards and sunset Font Geek. Clearly the answer is to launch the inaugural FontGeek Expos next year: FGX Birmingham - 3-5 March FGX London - 22-25 September |
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Post by Dougs on Oct 12, 2021 14:45:27 GMT
Mrs Hermit wants to hire a builder to follow the builder who lives next door and undercut them on all their jobs until they go bankrupt. I love this. |
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Post by MysteryLamb on Oct 12, 2021 14:50:30 GMT
Won a grand once.
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anephric
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Post by anephric on Oct 12, 2021 15:00:40 GMT
If you want to follow the definitive model of revenge for even the pettiest slights from whenever once you become a despotic monster, no-one beats... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiang_QingI mean, it's a masterclass in absolutely ruthless pettiness. |
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anephric
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Post by anephric on Oct 12, 2021 15:03:07 GMT
The people I really had a grudge against are both dead now, so bang goes being a fucky fucklord. I suppose I could pay a load of clowns to go and piss on their graves, complete with neverending clown car *honk honk* but I think I am a wiser man and have grown out of such notions now.
I think.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2021 15:07:43 GMT
There's a guy who blocked my drive off with his van twice this week.
When I win, I am going to buy an F-20 and blow this van up.
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Post by Danno on Oct 12, 2021 15:08:36 GMT
Mrs Hermit wants to hire a builder to follow the builder who lives next door and undercut them on all their jobs until they go bankrupt. Ooh good one. Would definitely do that to a plumber near me so that he wouldn't be able to afford any more Union Jacks or "Good luck Boris" banners, the Ukip cunt. |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 12, 2021 15:09:09 GMT
🤔 I could remodel myself as a V from V for Vendetta. The Alan Moore anarchist version, not the sanitised film version.
Would need a new mask though, that's been overused.
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KD
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Post by KD on Oct 12, 2021 15:11:27 GMT
Buy a new house and turn your old house into a construction site for the next 10 years, just get it redone everytime and 7 days a week on the job.
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anephric
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Post by anephric on Oct 12, 2021 15:36:19 GMT
Mrs Hermit wants to hire a builder to follow the builder who lives next door and undercut them on all their jobs until they go bankrupt. Ooh good one. Would definitely do that to a plumber near me so that he wouldn't be able to afford any more Union Jacks or "Good luck Boris" banners, the Ukip cunt. I've got a builder next door who is exactly the same, I just don't understand. Why are they all exactly the fucking same? Now you've inspired me, I'd create some sort of weather machine so that his fucking flag is constantly limp. |
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Post by Reviewer on Oct 12, 2021 15:49:32 GMT
I’ve never bought a ticket but I have a co worker who if he wins has promised he’ll give me and his boss £1m each on the condition we all quit work on the same day.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Oct 12, 2021 15:50:10 GMT
I'd build a rocket like Bezos.
But I'd oversee all the work myself to keep costs down.
A cocaine fueled project manager. After I die of syphilis and heart failure my dying wish would be for my corpse and any remaining money to be stuffed into the rocket and launched into space so no one else could benefit from the vast wealth.
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Frog
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Post by Frog on Oct 12, 2021 16:56:36 GMT
The people I really had a grudge against are both dead now Now that's how you deal with a grudge. You aren't supposed to own up to killing them though. |
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anephric
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Post by anephric on Oct 12, 2021 17:10:03 GMT
I did have a little bit of a toast when one of them died. That's as Bond villainy as I got.
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Post by technoish on Oct 12, 2021 17:22:26 GMT
Participating in A rollover lottery actually makes economic sense, as the expected payout is higher that the entrance cost for that instance.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Oct 12, 2021 17:28:18 GMT
I'd finish the house off, new car, villa somewhere warm. Give a good but to family.
I'd need a cinema room though, with the comfiest of seats and the walls lined with movie/game props and memoribilia, ie full scale T-800 exoskeletons, swords, masks, a collection of Batman costumes.
The usual.
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Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 12, 2021 17:37:54 GMT
I wonder how much reedpop would sell me EG for…..?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2021 17:39:09 GMT
I wonder how much reedpop would sell me EG for…..? 50p and a packet of quavers at this point I reckon. |
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Post by technoish on Oct 12, 2021 18:07:19 GMT
I think I wouldn't tell anybody, but slowly/quietly change stuff, and help out family.
I mean I would massively upgrade our home, but I could pretend that was done with savings.
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Post by Danno on Oct 12, 2021 18:34:57 GMT
Aww I'm 5mins late
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Post by Danno on Oct 12, 2021 18:35:57 GMT
I wonder how much reedpop would sell me EG for…..? Oh now this is a tale of vengeance I'd like to see. |
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Oct 12, 2021 18:58:25 GMT
In all seriousness its an obscene amount. I don't know what I would do with it. Its going to wreak havoc on friendships and family.
Decades of being a tight arse would be hard to reprogram. Yachts and Ferraris just seem impractical and a pain in the arse. I've no desire to own art or a football club.
Once I've got a nice house and a few holiday apartments I'm out of ideas.
Maybe a gulf stream jet?
I'm a basic bitch.
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Post by Danno on Oct 12, 2021 19:06:02 GMT
In all seriousness its an obscene amount. I don't know what I would do with it. Its going to wreak havoc on friendships and family. Decades of being a tight arse would be hard to reprogram. Yachts and Ferraris just seem impractical and a pain in the arse. I've no desire to own art or a football club. Once I've got a nice house and a few holiday apartments I'm out of ideas. Maybe a gulf stream jet? I'm a basic bitch. I've always maintained I need enough for a nice house, owned outright, a pension/care plan (unlikely to make it that far) a gift for the immediate familiy and then a little top up each month on top of working part time. 5mill is easily enough. Barely anyone that I've had this conversation with can understand this, especially when I tell them I would give the rest away |
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Post by qwerty9999 on Oct 12, 2021 19:07:26 GMT
In all seriousness its an obscene amount. I don't know what I would do with it. Its going to wreak havoc on friendships and family. Decades of being a tight arse would be hard to reprogram. Yachts and Ferraris just seem impractical and a pain in the arse. I've no desire to own art or a football club. Once I've got a nice house and a few holiday apartments I'm out of ideas. Maybe a gulf stream jet? I'm a basic bitch. I'd probably be more inclined to fix up my house... Buy a few holiday homes in warm countries... Nothing fancy. I have no need for fancy cars or yachts. I'd probably be inclined to set up a business. But even then... The difference between the jackpot and the next best winning ticket is insane. It shouldn't have been like that. |
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Post by qwerty9999 on Oct 12, 2021 19:11:04 GMT
In all seriousness its an obscene amount. I don't know what I would do with it. Its going to wreak havoc on friendships and family. Decades of being a tight arse would be hard to reprogram. Yachts and Ferraris just seem impractical and a pain in the arse. I've no desire to own art or a football club. Once I've got a nice house and a few holiday apartments I'm out of ideas. Maybe a gulf stream jet? I'm a basic bitch. I've always maintained I need enough for a nice house, owned outright, a pension/care plan (unlikely to make it that far) a gift for the immediate familiy and then a little top up each month on top of working part time. 5mill is easily enough. Barely anyone that I've had this conversation with can understand this. Yeah... 5-10M is fairly understandable. 138M(?) is just such an obscene amount. I honestly don't know what I could do with the money past 20-30M. At a stretch. And I still have another 100M to go. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 12, 2021 19:11:43 GMT
You could fund your dream game
Personally, I think I could cope with 130M. I'd have full staff and everything else I want on a whim. I'd also leave the UK in a shot
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2021 19:11:43 GMT
What a nightmare it would be.
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Post by qwerty9999 on Oct 12, 2021 19:13:53 GMT
You could fund your dream game Like I said... I know what I could do with 30M. But the remaining 100M? Game development isn't that expensive. Although to be fair... I would make sure that my staff are well paid. I could basically set up and launch my own Nintendo. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 12, 2021 19:15:30 GMT
You don't really need a plan. Whatever you want in the moment, you just get. I reckon it'd be easier to spend than you think. You're just looking at it from the perspective of a poor person
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askew
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Post by askew on Oct 12, 2021 19:15:40 GMT
I will take down the Tories from the inside: money will buy me access; I will become a Lord; I'll "donate" to influence policy. Then I'll blow the whistle.
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