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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 11, 2024 23:42:56 GMT
Very nice book, but you can do one at the prices "It's currently available for preorder and expected to ship in 2025, although such premium printing comes with a hefty asking price. Pundits can expect to pay $276 for the baseline Collector's Edition, with options for a $773 Limited Edition and the lordly Benefactor's Edition, which will break the bank at $1105. Still, your name will be forever immortalized in the book itself. Can you really put a price on that kind of legacy"? Umm yeah twitter.com/i/status/1811041577193652420Better be REAL gold embossing I already paid about 90 quid for the first two books, this can get to lubeless fuck FROM will probably C&D if it's not official It is 100% unofficial. That price makes it even more of a piss take. Also their social media rep is doing them absolutely no fucking favours with that kind of response. Their use of Mary Beard as a gotcha just summed it all up for me.
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jul 12, 2024 0:27:27 GMT
But it's written by a lore expert. An expert!
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jul 12, 2024 3:58:43 GMT
Hooray, killed Messmer.
I've given up trying to figure out who these people are and why they are mad at each other, but he at least seems to be related to big snake man from the base game. On account of all the snakes.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jul 12, 2024 6:34:37 GMT
I keep seeing these lore videos pop up on YouTube and wonder where they got all this info from. I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.
Although it probably doesn’t help that I’ve seemingly failed or missed more or less every side quest.
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Post by Aunty Treats on Jul 12, 2024 8:13:05 GMT
I think a lot of it comes from item descriptions, but I haven't got a PhD in Elden Ring lore so I'm no expert. There's probably a little certificate on the last page of the book that you can tear out they says you're one. Explains the price
As far as I can tell, the story is basically the same as Dark Souls with the names changed. Not sure what the Game of Thrones man brought to it that they couldn't have done themselves (and have in the past)
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jul 12, 2024 8:15:44 GMT
I think he gave them the idea of giving everyone similar sounding names.
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Post by ned on Jul 12, 2024 8:30:34 GMT
GRRM, everyone of import seems to have a name using one of those letters.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jul 12, 2024 8:44:49 GMT
And no matter how many times I see evidence to the contrary, Miquella is a girl
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Post by JonFE on Jul 12, 2024 9:13:59 GMT
I already paid about 90 quid for the first two books, this can get to lubeless fuck FROM will probably C&D if it's not official Speaking of official books, I hope you know Future Press is preparing a third one, right?
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Post by RadicalRex on Jul 12, 2024 9:23:43 GMT
I think he gave them the idea of giving everyone similar sounding names. Gwyn, Gwynevere, Gwyndolin...?
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Post by Danno on Jul 12, 2024 9:35:56 GMT
I already paid about 90 quid for the first two books, this can get to lubeless fuck FROM will probably C&D if it's not official Speaking of official books, I hope you know Future Press is preparing a third one, right? Gdi
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Post by JonFE on Jul 12, 2024 9:45:32 GMT
Speaking of official books, I hope you know Future Press is preparing a third one, right? Gdi God Damn It?!?
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Post by Danno on Jul 12, 2024 10:08:25 GMT
God Damn It?!? My wallet
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 12, 2024 11:16:46 GMT
Hooray, killed Messmer. I've given up trying to figure out who these people are and why they are mad at each other, but he at least seems to be related to big snake man from the base game. On account of all the snakes. Messmer is yet another of Marika's spawns (her firstborn at that) and apparently also related to Melina. Rykard is Radagon/Renalla material, so technically he's not blood-related to Messmer. There's a bit more to it but it's tucked away in an area you might not even find and dialogue cues many missed
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 12, 2024 11:28:42 GMT
Quick someone give me 1000 pounds to check the written thoughts of a Youtuber.
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Post by Aunty Treats on Jul 12, 2024 11:29:37 GMT
Question about endings (no spoilers please)
I just happened upon Ranni while poking around the moon bit on the raised part of Limgrave and gave her the ring. Had no idea I was even looking for her to put the ring on but it sounds like it's unlocked an ending for her? That's probably the one I was going to go for anyway unless I get a better offer. She told me to follow the path of a Lord - my question is, does it matter if I kindle the flame using the girl (Marissa?) or the Flame of Frenzy?
I don't think I even found Ranni the intended way. I used Torrent to double jump into the hole in the side of the cliff from above it. Looked like there was a room you're suppose to drop down into
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 12, 2024 11:35:06 GMT
Aunty Treats Ranni does unlock one of the endings. (spoiler for how) After the final battle, you'll see a blue summon sign close by Burning the tree with the Flame of Frenzy is also the way to one, and (warning spoiler) I'm fairly certain it locks you out of every other ending (you can still do questlines but can't initiate any other ending). If you've already embraced the Three Fingers (and had a certain someone get mad at you) you're kind of already boned... unless you find a way to reverse it...
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Post by Aunty Treats on Jul 12, 2024 11:37:03 GMT
Oh I don't really like burning people but I suppose I will then. It is what she wants
At least I'm on for the ending I was after!
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Post by Aunty Treats on Jul 12, 2024 11:39:37 GMT
As for the Three Fingers, I don't think I've even heard of them and I'm not aware of anyone being mad at me. I did get as far as the door to the Flame of Frenzy but couldn't open it anyway and haven't been back
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 12, 2024 11:44:41 GMT
As for the Three Fingers, I don't think I've even heard of them and I'm not aware of anyone being mad at me. I did get as far as the door to the Flame of Frenzy but couldn't open it anyway and haven't been back Then you're good for other endings You came very close though... "One door away" close. If you don't mind knowing how to open that door, you have to take off all armour and try opening it, there's a message that tells you somewhere around the door. There's a way to reverse it, but it veers into more spoiler territory so I won't elaborate unless you really wanna know.
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Post by Aunty Treats on Jul 12, 2024 11:47:33 GMT
Don't tempt me! I'll worry about getting it open next time
JuniorFE Out of interest, where to you meet/embrace the Three Fingers and who is it that gets mad?
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 12, 2024 12:17:28 GMT
Don't tempt me! I'll worry about getting it open next time
JuniorFE Out of interest, where to you meet/embrace the Three Fingers and who is it that gets mad? Like I said, they're right behind that door to the Flame of Frenzy that you didn't open, hence "one door away" close They're the emissary for the Flame of Frenzy, sort of like how Marika represents the Greater Will/Golden Order and Ranni represents the moon And it's Melina that gets mad, and leaves you. She doesn't come back even if you figure out how to reverse it.
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Post by Aunty Treats on Jul 12, 2024 12:27:16 GMT
Oh that's alright then. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't something I'd done and forgot about. Usually when someone in one of these games asks me if I want to join them, I just say yeah, alright, why not
But no worries, she's still my friend
Thanks. You should put all this in a book
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 12, 2024 12:45:16 GMT
Oh that's alright then. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't something I'd done and forgot about. Usually when someone in one of these games asks me if I want to join them, I just say yeah, alright, why not But no worries, she's still my friend Thanks. You should put all this in a book 420£, coming soon in a bookstore near you! And for an even 500£ I'll throw in a signed Malenia stick figure drawing
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Post by JonFE on Jul 12, 2024 12:51:27 GMT
Oh that's alright then. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't something I'd done and forgot about. Usually when someone in one of these games asks me if I want to join them, I just say yeah, alright, why not But no worries, she's still my friend Thanks. You should put all this in a book 420£, coming soon in a bookstore near you! And for an even 500£ I'll throw in a signed Malenia stick figure drawing I'd say you've found your true calling son
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Post by harrypalmer on Jul 12, 2024 13:33:32 GMT
BAYLE THE DREAD Is dead. I found the dragon right before much harder and resorted to cheese. Used the big Anti Dragon Katana for both.
Respeccd to use Rellana’s set which is cool as fuck. Will probably fall back to the blasphemous blade build when things get dicey but it’s a lot of fun.
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Post by JonFE on Jul 12, 2024 13:39:02 GMT
harrypalmer Rellana's swords and the dragon-hunter's great katana carried me through the DLC
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Post by ned on Jul 12, 2024 14:49:41 GMT
Made it to last boss of DLC.
Significant step up from anything else so far. Ouch.
And i thought that about the other DLC bosses compared to base game (barring one or two).
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 12, 2024 15:47:35 GMT
Right. Just spent my day finishing off all the bosses left in the DLC. After that bullshit of a last boss everyone else was kinda not that bad, well apart from Scadutree Avatar that took 3 goes. Really hate big bosses with the agility of a ninja cat. But yeah all done. Hmmm. What now?
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Post by quadfather on Jul 12, 2024 15:55:05 GMT
Severance: Blade of Darkness
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