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Post by wunty on Aug 20, 2024 11:37:25 GMT
Couldn't apologise enough! Thankfully we were only invited to the evening do (starting to see why) so we didn't interrupt any formalities. Probably just as well. "If anyone can see any reason why these two shouldn't get married, speak now" "Wait! I don't fucking know these people! Call it off!" |
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Post by Zuluhero on Aug 20, 2024 11:41:28 GMT
Really Dodds a bullet there.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 20, 2024 11:42:16 GMT
Boo-urns!
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Post by rhaegyr on Aug 20, 2024 11:49:37 GMT
They seemed a lovely couple from the brief glance of the photo we saw before scarpering.
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Post by jellyhead on Aug 20, 2024 11:53:56 GMT
I'm wondering if rhaegyr's missus is gonna be searching things like "Does the groom actually have to be at the wedding?". She's going to walk in one afternoon while you're sat on the sofa in your boxers covered in whatsit dust and a can of cider in your hand, chuck a fancy looking gift box with a wedding ring in it at ya and say "Put that on, we're married. It was a wonderful wedding, everyone had a lovely time.". |
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Post by wunty on Aug 20, 2024 11:54:34 GMT
They seemed a lovely couple from the brief glance of the photo we saw before scarpering. I didn't think anyone young enough to be married was still called Dodds in 2024. Are you sure you haven't experienced a timeslip to 1974?
Was there cheese and pickled onions on cocktail sticks being passed around?
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Post by wunty on Aug 20, 2024 11:55:53 GMT
I'm wondering if rhaegyr 's missus is gonna be searching things like "Does the groom actually have to be at the wedding?". She's going to walk in one afternoon while you're sat on the sofa in your boxers covered in whatsit dust and a can of cider in your hand, chuck a fancy looking gift box with a wedding ring in it at ya and say "Put that on, we're married. It was a wonderful wedding, everyone had a lovely time. Mr and Mr Dodds were there as well. Parked their time machine out front." |
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Post by rhaegyr on Aug 20, 2024 11:56:31 GMT
I'm wondering if rhaegyr 's missus is gonna be searching things like "Does the groom actually have to be at the wedding?". She's going to walk in one afternoon while you're sat on the sofa in your boxers covered in whatsit dust and a can of cider in your hand, chuck a fancy looking gift box with a wedding ring in it at ya and say "Put that on, we're married. It was a wonderful wedding, everyone had a lovely time.". Sounds like a perfect wedding to me. |
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Post by rhaegyr on Aug 20, 2024 11:57:06 GMT
They seemed a lovely couple from the brief glance of the photo we saw before scarpering. I didn't think anyone young enough to be married was still called Dodds in 2024. Are you sure you haven't experienced a timeslip to 1974?
Was there cheese and pickled onions on cocktail sticks being passed around?
Hah, believe it or not but they looked like they were in their 50s/60s. |
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Post by wunty on Aug 20, 2024 12:00:45 GMT
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Post by cubby on Aug 20, 2024 12:03:49 GMT
It does go to show just how lax security is at weddings. Realistically how long do you think you could have stayed at the other one with better spreads?
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Post by rhaegyr on Aug 20, 2024 12:07:12 GMT
Probably for a while to be honest.
Bride and Groom are always busy talking to everyone at weddings and each side of the wedding will just think it's someone from the other side.
Karma would be some random couple turning up at my wedding next year.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 20, 2024 12:13:30 GMT
Well I guess I know where the forum at large is going to next year for a day out...
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Post by wunty on Aug 20, 2024 12:13:51 GMT
Sounds like the kind of thing they could make a film of.
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Post by wunty on Aug 20, 2024 12:15:16 GMT
Dammit Jambo. Now it looks like I meant a film of what you said.
Although I think a film of the FG massive at a wedding would be amazing. A bit like My Big Fat Greek Wedding meets Event Horizon.
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Post by Dougs on Aug 20, 2024 12:17:04 GMT
I wedding crashed when I was a wee slip of a lad. Was out and about with some mates on the last night of Cowes Week (usually a big night out) and was looking for a party. Wandered into a marquee and thought it was what we were looking for. Grabbed a beer and realised it was not after all. No-one paid us any attention. Was dull so left quickly.
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Post by JuniorFE on Aug 20, 2024 12:17:20 GMT
Dammit Jambo. Now it looks like I meant a film of what you said. Although I think a film of the FG massive at a wedding would be amazing. A bit like My Big Fat Greek Wedding meets Event Horizon. Shit, I was just about to post "My Big Font Geek Wedding?" quoting you and then I refreshed the page  |
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Post by rhaegyr on Aug 20, 2024 12:18:22 GMT
You're all welcome - it's at Kenwood Hall, Sheffield  |
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Post by wunty on Aug 20, 2024 12:18:56 GMT
Dammit Jambo. Now it looks like I meant a film of what you said. Although I think a film of the FG massive at a wedding would be amazing. A bit like My Big Fat Greek Wedding meets Event Horizon. Shit, I was just about to post "My Big Font Geek Wedding?" quoting you and then I refreshed the page Glol. I love that. |
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Post by wunty on Aug 20, 2024 12:20:02 GMT
You're all welcome - it's at Kenwood Hall, Sheffield Ringwood Hall, Chesterfield. Gotcha. See you next year. Or I'll see the Dodds's next year. Whatever. So long as there are canapes. |
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Post by cubby on Aug 20, 2024 12:24:41 GMT
"My Big Font Geek Wedding" needs way more love thank it's getting.
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Post by JuniorFE on Aug 20, 2024 12:26:59 GMT
"My Big Font Geek Wedding" needs way more love thank it's getting. I aim to please |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Aug 20, 2024 12:27:07 GMT
I'd much sooner go to a stranger's wedding than anyone I know.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Aug 20, 2024 12:30:28 GMT
My cousin got married at Ringwood Hall. Its actually pretty nice.
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Post by rhaegyr on Aug 20, 2024 12:36:04 GMT
Yeah, it was a great venue.
Only downside was they had two weddings going on at the same time next to each other and the other wedding party had booked out the minigolf part of the grounds exclusively (and consequently complained when a few of my mates friends had a game). Felt a bit cramped at times, especially at the bar.
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Post by rhaegyr on Aug 20, 2024 12:43:25 GMT
Glad I gave some of you a chuckle anyway!
Tune in next week when I attend the wrong funeral or turn up at a different job.
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Post by zisssou on Aug 20, 2024 12:51:47 GMT
I turned up at the wrong forum. Where's all the wife swapping threads?
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Post by Frog on Aug 20, 2024 13:05:40 GMT
We banned you, that sock is not your wife.
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Post by zisssou on Aug 20, 2024 13:17:24 GMT
It's a nice sock though. Cotton blend.
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Post by Frog on Aug 20, 2024 13:23:09 GMT
Needs a wash before it will be reconsidered.
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