Aunty Treats
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Post by Aunty Treats on Aug 18, 2024 21:11:38 GMT
You should make an AI picture of that
Spiderman's wank sock, for context
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Post by RadicalRex on Aug 18, 2024 21:14:21 GMT
Does Spiderman wank to Quelaag pics?
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Post by RadicalRex on Aug 18, 2024 21:17:01 GMT
Well, who doesn't I guess
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Aunty Treats
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Post by Aunty Treats on Aug 18, 2024 21:28:16 GMT
He's probably into swinging stuff
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Post by JuniorFE on Aug 18, 2024 21:37:07 GMT
Does Spiderman wank to Quelaag pics? Either her or Joro-Gumo... Although nowadays I think he may prefer black cats |
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Post by jeepers on Aug 19, 2024 13:53:11 GMT
Mike Lynch is apparently one of the missing in the sinking of a yacht in Sicily. What is it I wonderwith rich men who’ve lost people lots of money drowning from boats?
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Frog
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Post by Frog on Aug 19, 2024 16:57:12 GMT
They are the only ones that can afford them so they are the ones that die from it.
Us peons have to do with land.
Someone get Tice and Farage a yacht.
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Blue_Mike
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Post by Blue_Mike on Aug 19, 2024 17:11:08 GMT
Mike Lynch is apparently one of the missing in the sinking of a yacht in Sicily. What is it I wonderwith rich men who’ve lost people lots of money drowning from boats?
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rftp
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Post by rftp on Aug 19, 2024 18:06:35 GMT
They are the only ones that can afford them so they are the ones that die from it. Us peons have to do with land. Someone get Tice and Farage a yacht. You said that about the bloody chopper, Frog. |
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Frog
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Post by Frog on Aug 19, 2024 19:19:39 GMT
I'm not fussed how he goes, if I had to choose I would go with a piano falling from a tall building.
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Post by Danno on Aug 19, 2024 19:44:22 GMT
What is this QR code BULLSHIT in YT adverts now just fuck off. Fuck off.
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Aunty Treats
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Post by Aunty Treats on Aug 19, 2024 20:09:51 GMT
You hold your phone's camera up to them. It's like magic
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Post by mothercruncher on Aug 20, 2024 6:42:50 GMT
He’s watching on his phone though so… 🤯
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Frog
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Post by Frog on Aug 20, 2024 7:06:59 GMT
He can use his burner phone to do it.
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Aunty Treats
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Post by Aunty Treats on Aug 20, 2024 7:11:25 GMT
You haven't got another phone for reading QR codes on YT ads
What year are you living in, grandad
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nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on Aug 20, 2024 7:13:13 GMT
Don’t take the piss AA.
All you need is a little mirror to take a photo of the main screen.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Aug 20, 2024 7:16:13 GMT
My mate carries 2 phones with him at all times, both in the same pocket despite them both being huge. He's never given a satisfactory reason why other than some hand wavy thing about batteries.
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JonFE
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Post by JonFE on Aug 20, 2024 7:19:03 GMT
cubby Tell him he would be better off buying a powerbank, if that's his worry! He probably has a second phone for his, hmm, " side projects" 
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Post by Zuluhero on Aug 20, 2024 7:34:11 GMT
He's obviously a gigalo...
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Aug 20, 2024 8:14:29 GMT
He’s watching on his phone though so… 🤯 ...open in split screen view. |
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Post by Syrette on Aug 20, 2024 10:01:32 GMT
My mate carries 2 phones with him at all times, both in the same pocket despite them both being huge. He's never given a satisfactory reason why other than some hand wavy thing about batteries. I'll give you a satisfactory reason for him then. He's having an affair. |
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rftp
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Post by rftp on Aug 20, 2024 10:17:51 GMT
*has two phones
*isn't having an affair
*must do better
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Post by rhaegyr on Aug 20, 2024 11:09:24 GMT
Went to a friends wedding with my fiancee on the weekend at Kenwood Hall in Sheffield for the evening do.
Parked up, went into the building and was greeted by a member of staff asking if we were here for the wedding. Explained we were and she directed us to the area of the hotel where it was happening.
Went in and went to the bar and didn't really recognise anyone. Saw the gift box near the bar saying "Mr and Mrs Dodds".
My mates surname isn't Dodds - we'd turned up at the wrong wedding, it was actually Ringwood Hall in Chesterfield. Luckily it was only a 25min drive to the actual venue and it gave everyone a good laugh when we arrived.
Cherry on top - the following day after thanking me for coming he sent me a picture of the card I'd bought him (and put money in) for his wedding. I'd got them a "Mr and Mr" card instead of "Mr and Mrs". Told him to get me back at my wedding next year. His wife likely hates me.
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Aug 20, 2024 11:12:33 GMT
Wow
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 20, 2024 11:14:52 GMT
That story just kept on giving.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Aug 20, 2024 11:29:34 GMT
You're that mate.
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wunty
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Post by wunty on Aug 20, 2024 11:30:39 GMT
I hope you at least grabbed a handful of canapes from Kenwood Hall before leaving.
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wunty
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Post by wunty on Aug 20, 2024 11:30:55 GMT
And a couple of wedding presents.
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Post by rhaegyr on Aug 20, 2024 11:35:28 GMT
Couldn't apologise enough!
Thankfully we were only invited to the evening do (starting to see why) so we didn't interrupt any formalities.
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Post by rhaegyr on Aug 20, 2024 11:35:47 GMT
I hope you at least grabbed a handful of canapes from Kenwood Hall before leaving. The spread looked great to be fair! |
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