wunty
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Post by wunty on May 22, 2024 16:37:03 GMT
Don't act like you're not impressed.
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Post by LegendaryApe on May 22, 2024 16:38:24 GMT
I tried to use the gif where he smiles coyly at the end, but didn't have the gif favourited on Imgur
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JonFE
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Post by JonFE on May 22, 2024 16:47:59 GMT
Thanks Wunty! Okay...new message. Let's see here..wait . Just be glad he didn't set your computer on fire remotely Ape  |
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Post by LegendaryApe on May 22, 2024 17:32:35 GMT
Thanks Wunty! Okay...new message. Let's see here..wait . Just be glad he didn't set your computer on fire remotely Ape Well he certainly heated up my loins, that rambunctious little bastard |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2024 17:47:06 GMT
When lazing on the couch, why does the dog always want to walk onto my balls and/or lungs.
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hicksy
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Post by hicksy on May 22, 2024 19:01:35 GMT
Softest parts are for walking obvs.
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Post by Dougs on May 22, 2024 19:10:18 GMT
And why is it whenever I sit down, either the dog or the cats want to get out the living room door? Gits.
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Post by baihu1983 on May 22, 2024 20:04:14 GMT
One of my dogs refuses to share the couch with anyone. Often leaves the room(probably in disgust) if you sit on it with her.
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minimatt
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Post by minimatt on May 22, 2024 20:23:07 GMT
used to have a bastard* cat who'd climb up the canvas sided wardrobe at night then jump from the top onto the bed, and sleeping humans, below. 9/10 times landing with laser guided accuracy right on my nuts
*he wasn't a complete bastard, he was very cute which gets you a long way, indeed it's the main reason I'm not eating out of bins
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Post by mrpon on May 22, 2024 20:24:11 GMT
When lazing on the couch, why does the dog always want to wank onto my balls and/or lungs.  |
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Post by JuniorFE on May 22, 2024 20:25:25 GMT
When lazing on the couch, why does the dog always want to walk onto my balls and/or lungs. They know they can get your attention that way... Shortest road to getting headpats, in their mind |
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 23, 2024 2:05:15 GMT
And why is it whenever I sit down, either the dog or the cats want to get out the living room door? Gits. Balls are too hard. |
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Post by Lizard on May 23, 2024 2:20:31 GMT
When lazing on the couch, why does the dog always want to walk onto my balls and/or lungs. Maybe don't lie around with your balls and lungs hanging out? |
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Post by oldskooldeano on May 23, 2024 8:29:36 GMT
561 hatstand!
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Post by LegendaryApe on May 23, 2024 14:39:43 GMT
I used to watch basketball when I was younger, when Michael Jordan was playing. I'd stay up to watch the playoffs which were shown on an Irish language channel at I think around 11.30pm. I was youngish, and interest fizzled away eventually after MJ retired.
Over the years I've looked into watching it again, and am finally watching it through the NBA app on the PS5.
I'm loving it. I've never understood people screaming at the TV or jumping up and down watching sports but I get it now. I get it now.
#randommusing
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Post by dfunked on May 23, 2024 14:57:08 GMT
"TG Ceathair... Suil eile"
That'll be forever embedded in my memory even though I barely speak a word of the language and have no idea what the last bit means.
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Post by LegendaryApe on May 23, 2024 15:03:50 GMT
"TG Ceathair... Suil eile" That'll be forever embedded in my memory even though I barely speak a word of the language and have no idea what the last bit means. It means essentially another view/perspective. 'Súil' means eye, and 'eile' means another |
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Post by 😎 on May 23, 2024 15:26:52 GMT
Can someone please explain why Germans singing about Rhubarb are suddenly everywhere
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Post by 😎 on May 23, 2024 15:27:16 GMT
Maybe that should go in the getting old thread
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Post by mikeck on May 23, 2024 15:57:00 GMT
I am getting a "you have been banned from this forum" message on desktop. But can still access on mobile...what the what?!?!
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Post by LegendaryApe on May 23, 2024 15:58:30 GMT
Who said that
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mikeck
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Post by mikeck on May 23, 2024 16:00:19 GMT
Commencing shit posting (as if any of my posts are ever that good anyway)
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Post by Reviewer on May 23, 2024 16:24:21 GMT
Why are mikeck’s posts all blank?
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Post by oldskooldeano on May 23, 2024 17:46:40 GMT
Look upon my profile ye Mighty and despair!
For I am oldskooldeano king of kings!
(Until it is cruelly snatched away)
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wunty
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Post by wunty on May 23, 2024 18:11:17 GMT
What the fuck am I going to do with my post now.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2024 18:22:09 GMT
Is that a new avatar Wunty*
It’s beautiful
*obligatory or are you just pleased to see us joke
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wunty
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Post by wunty on May 23, 2024 18:28:31 GMT
Yes I have a constant erec-
I mean yes it’s new.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on May 23, 2024 20:32:09 GMT
I'm such a fat cunt/alchie I was leaning over in my cheapy office swivel chair trying to mix a drink and it literally broke in two, ending with me face planting the floor and and the glass I was carrying broken into many bits, not to mention some serious floor liquid moping.
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 23, 2024 22:11:13 GMT
Has anyone have the peverse/morbid curiosity to see the Terrence Howard interview on Joe Rogan's podcast? I couldn't bear too much of it but I went through so many emotions and feelings, first it was ohhh he's just a fucking moron, then it was ohhh he's seriously mentally ill then it went to absolute disgust as they both started talking about the covid vaccine and how it's increased cancer cases by 300% and ivermectin was what Big Pharma were trying to suppress and how proud Howard was not to have tue vaccine in his system and how Rogan was right all along about it. Actually he's all three things, a fucking moron, mentally ill and a cunt. And Rogan is just a stupid, dangerous cunt forever.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2024 22:17:23 GMT
You were probably better off just not watching it and ignoring the whole thing.
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