mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Oct 3, 2024 13:37:04 GMT
The Fresh Prince of Smell-Air
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Post by rawshark on Oct 3, 2024 13:39:49 GMT
In my twenties I used to imagine me doing my own late night talk show in my house. Basically my dad would be the doorman, mum would be catering, my sister would be Scooter from the Muppets and my brother would stay in his room and not come out.
I even had a theme tune - to the tune of Guns n’ Roses Mr Brownstone:
“I got up around seven, Now we’re ’bout to go live, Now I’ve gotta go talk to some people, This is my chat show life…
*Chorus line girls enter*
“We’ve been talking to Mr *actual name redacted but it scans* He keeps talking He won’t leave us aloooooooone”
It didn’t happen. And I blame my brother.
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Post by JuniorFE on Oct 3, 2024 13:39:49 GMT
The Not-So-Fresh Prince of Smell-Air
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Post by dfunked on Oct 3, 2024 14:12:23 GMT
I just had a look through his acting credits to see if there's anything pun-worthy in there.
"The Seat Filler" is already perfect!
Shart Tale
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nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on Oct 3, 2024 14:47:24 GMT
Wiffy Wiffy Wild Wild West
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Post by Dougs on Oct 3, 2024 14:47:26 GMT
The Not-so-Fresh Prince
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Post by elstoof on Oct 3, 2024 15:09:28 GMT
Boom, shake the room
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Post by 😎 on Oct 3, 2024 15:17:09 GMT
Jeremy’s Iron
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Post by Zomoniac on Oct 3, 2024 20:24:55 GMT
Does anyone have an update on Danno?
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Post by 😎 on Oct 3, 2024 20:44:55 GMT
He shit himself
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Oct 3, 2024 20:59:01 GMT
Leave my pipe's shame out of your mouth
The farty Will Smith thing.
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cubby
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doesn't get subtext
Posts: 6,112
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Post by cubby on Oct 3, 2024 21:15:03 GMT
Enema of the State
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Ulythium
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Lily-livered
Posts: 6,783
Member is Online
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 3, 2024 21:21:06 GMT
Men in Cack.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 3, 2024 21:23:50 GMT
The Pursuit of Shittyness
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Post by JuniorFE on Oct 3, 2024 21:40:59 GMT
Constipation (from "Emancipation")
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Post by retro74 on Oct 3, 2024 21:50:25 GMT
King Richard the Third
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Post by elstoof on Oct 4, 2024 2:23:48 GMT
Jazzy Guff and the Fresh Prince
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Aunty Treats
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Delivering tasty treats to the townsfolk
Posts: 735
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Post by Aunty Treats on Oct 4, 2024 4:14:30 GMT
iFartbot
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 4, 2024 5:58:32 GMT
Wicki-wicki wild wild wet fart
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