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Post by jono62 on Sept 9, 2021 22:24:19 GMT
You know what happened to Steve Irwin His last words were "Stingrays are friendly creatures". |
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Post by jono62 on Sept 9, 2021 22:27:34 GMT
Jesus why are there spider pics on the goddamn product So you know what it's for. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 22:28:08 GMT
Apparently someone on the camera crew said the stingray was looking a bit lairy and he said "it's alright, mate, I'll just get me stick and pick her up" and that was it
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 22:28:22 GMT
They're not deaded!
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Post by 😎 on Sept 9, 2021 22:47:52 GMT
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 23:13:08 GMT
Fucking mods
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 23:36:40 GMT
Could have combed his hair if he knew he was getting his picture taken
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 23:38:02 GMT
Same haircut the guys in the bald thread have.
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Post by richarddavies on Sept 10, 2021 8:55:24 GMT
I think EG forum has just snuffed it finally :-(
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Post by dogbot on Sept 10, 2021 10:44:47 GMT
After all these years, I still hate Visio.
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Post by dfunked on Sept 10, 2021 10:55:48 GMT
I'm sure Visio is fine if you take the time to learn it. I just can't be arsed.
In my last job they were extremely stingy with Visio and Project licenses, so I just made do with the viewers for both and let someone else deal with creating the docs.
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Post by dogbot on Sept 10, 2021 11:02:17 GMT
I'm sure Visio is fine if you take the time to learn it. I just can't be arsed. In my last job they were extremely stingy with Visio and Project licenses, so I just made do with the viewers for both and let someone else deal with creating the docs. Yeah. I know how to use it. It's been a component part of my job since the early 2000s and even before. I can even produce useful diagrams and such like. But I still hate it. |
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Post by elstoof on Sept 10, 2021 14:30:06 GMT
I had a bottle of lucozade sport earlier for the first time in years, I forgot how much I enjoyed poking my tongue against the little rubbery non-drip valve and pretending I’m licking a very tiny anus
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Post by Danno on Sept 10, 2021 14:33:20 GMT
Glol. Guess I'm never drinking that stuff again.
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Post by imamazed on Sept 10, 2021 14:35:24 GMT
This is the sort of content that Reedpop towers are missing now. Their loss I say.
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Post by retro74 on Sept 10, 2021 14:37:21 GMT
I had a bottle of lucozade sport earlier for the first time in years, I forgot how much I enjoyed poking my tongue against the little rubbery non-drip valve and pretending I’m licking a very tiny anus I’ve heard that if you stick it up your bum hole first it even tastes like an anus Try it! |
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Post by jellyhead on Sept 10, 2021 14:45:45 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 14:52:40 GMT
These musings might be random, but there are definitely repeating themes.
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Post by Danno on Sept 10, 2021 18:44:19 GMT
Fucking parrot has decided to become jealous over my girl. I've had both thumbs crunched, 5 attempts at unwanted ear piercings and one shite on my back.
I am not amused.
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Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 10, 2021 18:55:07 GMT
I’m entering our annual chilli cookoff tomorrow and I know I’m going to lose because it’s not ‘proper chilli’ but I think inventing the chilli sausage roll is the dictionary definition of a moral victory.
Chilli. As a sausage roll. It’s like my flux capacitor moment
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Post by Danno on Sept 10, 2021 19:01:11 GMT
I’m entering our annual chilli cookoff tomorrow and I know I’m going to lose because it’s not ‘proper chilli’ but I think inventing the chilli sausage roll is the dictionary definition of a moral victory. Chilli. As a sausage roll. It’s like my flux capacitor moment Will you get a tattoo you later regret? |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 10, 2021 19:04:00 GMT
No, but I did invent them while on the toilet.
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Post by Danno on Sept 10, 2021 19:05:52 GMT
No, but I did invent them while on the toilet. Can you post pics? I love a good chilli dog and this sounds like the Atlantic 'special relationship' in food form. Just what we need to remind us of the Unlit Suplands |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 10, 2021 19:06:50 GMT
Geoff's Chilli Sausage Roll
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 19:09:09 GMT
That's just a British burrito.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 10, 2021 19:22:12 GMT
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Post by Danno on Sept 10, 2021 19:24:44 GMT
Fuck. Yeah. On my Nan's crockery too. ❤ |
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Sept 10, 2021 19:25:22 GMT
🎶 It's a long waaay too the top
With a chilli sausage roll! 🎶
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 10, 2021 19:27:32 GMT
That's an incredible bit of thinking. I can't pretend to be unimpressed, it's brilliant.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 10, 2021 19:27:56 GMT
In a fit of wild optimism, I just washed my undercarriage in the sink with cold water and a bubble gum scented handwash.
Wish me luck fellow Fonties
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