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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 21:49:23 GMT
My wife bought a spider catcher. It's pretty damn effective. We also use it for those flying long legged cunts as well.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 21:49:53 GMT
Heh lady pouchs.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 21:53:31 GMT
She catches spiders in her lady pouch?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 21:54:18 GMT
No chance. Nothing gets near her cooch.
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 21:54:45 GMT
How does emptying it work? Unless it's ejecting them into the sun, I imagine there will be screaming
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 21:55:17 GMT
How does emptying it work? Unless it's ejecting them into the sun, I imagine there will be screaming Sorry, I would be screaming |
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 9, 2021 21:56:40 GMT
How does emptying it work? Unless it's ejecting them into the sun, I imagine there will be screaming I think she probably washes it like every other woman? |
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 21:58:45 GMT
How does emptying it work? Unless it's ejecting them into the sun, I imagine there will be screaming I think she probably washes it like every other woman? Guess I am gay now. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 22:00:06 GMT
How does emptying it work? Unless it's ejecting them into the sun, I imagine there will be screaming It's basically a long stick with a closed brush thing at the end. Press a lever to expand the brush and then let go when over the spider to catch it. Then just throw the fucker outside. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 22:01:20 GMT
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 22:01:45 GMT
What if it escapes and runs up the stick to get you
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 22:03:10 GMT
Hmm. I'll admit to feeling slightly guilty about my spider murders, so I will check it out.
(No promises, I may still bleach the feckers)
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 22:03:24 GMT
What if it escapes and runs up the stick to get you THIS |
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 22:05:18 GMT
Jesus why are there spider pics on the goddamn product
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 22:06:12 GMT
Hmm. I'll admit to feeling slightly guilty about my spider murders, so I will check it out. (No promises, I may still bleach the feckers) So you bloody should. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 22:08:10 GMT
You know what happened to Steve Irwin
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 22:08:52 GMT
I'm sure if our sizes were swapped a spider would be just as freaked out and I would spend my days dodging the vacuum and various slippers, while spending my nights trying to drop into the gargantuan, sleeping arachnid gob
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Post by dfunked on Sept 9, 2021 22:11:22 GMT
Eurgh! Looks at this thing with only two legs!!! It's nearly the size of my hand!!!
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 22:12:20 GMT
Eurgh! Looks at this thing with only two legs!!! It's nearly the size of my hand!!! EXACTLY |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 22:13:44 GMT
Are we still sentient, are the spiders?
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 22:16:09 GMT
I think we have to be, or the relative lack of agility will see us wiped out in seconds. The spiders definitely are but they do not have access to Raid or other common pesticides
Someone should absolutely fucking not make a game about.....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 22:18:06 GMT
What if it escapes and runs up the stick to get you They can't escape. It proper gives them the grip of death. |
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 9, 2021 22:18:18 GMT
I thought that spider game on wii was pretty good, can't remember it's name now though...
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 22:18:51 GMT
This is getting complicated. I say we should just squash them all
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 22:19:40 GMT
And squash wunty
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 22:20:45 GMT
Naw Wunty is the dude.
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 9, 2021 22:20:54 GMT
I thought that spider game on wii was pretty good, can't remember it's name now though... Deadly Creatures youtu.be/6TiHCfO-It8 |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 22:21:42 GMT
/squashes Danno
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 22:22:22 GMT
Dropping in your mouth from the ceiling tonight fucko
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 9, 2021 22:22:52 GMT
/picks Aunt Alison up and puts them outside
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