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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 19:40:35 GMT
A sad reminder of a time when people still thought Rory McGrath was funny. Much like that Scouser, or the chap from BERRHHMUND-SEE, whise names both escape me now |
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Post by Dougs on Sept 9, 2021 19:41:36 GMT
See, that was your opportunity. You could have let rip there and then, got it out of the way and given you flexibility just in case you didn't have time to escape.
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Post by Frog on Sept 9, 2021 19:42:09 GMT
One of the guys at work has farts that smell so bad that he has made someone reach from the smell, you can't be that bad Danno
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 19:43:05 GMT
See, that was your opportunity. You could have let rip there and then, got it out of the way and given you flexibility just in case you didn't have time to escape. Oh I know, I know, I'm a chump. |
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 19:44:45 GMT
One of the guys at work has farts that smell so bad that he has made someone reach from the smell, you can't be that bad Danno No, I rarely stink, it's just that it sounds like a marching band cadet on his first day every time now. Flabbier cheeks have given me a brass instrument at the rear |
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Post by 😎 on Sept 9, 2021 19:47:02 GMT
Reach from the smell
Climb every mountain higher
Reach from the smell
Follow your heart's desire
Reach from the smell
And when that rainbow's shitting over you
That's when your dreams will all come true
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Post by razz on Sept 9, 2021 20:45:27 GMT
Why don't washing up sponges last anymore I feel like I go through one a week
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Post by retro74 on Sept 9, 2021 20:49:14 GMT
Had my first bit of Xmas chocolate earlier
Seasons greetings everyone!
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 20:50:54 GMT
Had my first bit of Xmas chocolate earlier Seasons greetings everyone! You're on the List. Every fucking List. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 20:55:22 GMT
I just put a spider the size of a horse out my house. Kind of hoping it doesn't have any mates still inside.
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Post by retro74 on Sept 9, 2021 20:55:48 GMT
Super. I like lists
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Post by retro74 on Sept 9, 2021 20:56:35 GMT
I just put a spider the size of a horse out my house. Kind of hoping it doesn't have any mates still inside. Did you entice it out with a carrot? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 20:58:02 GMT
My carrot. Yes.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 21:11:35 GMT
Should have squashed it. It'll just go and make someone jump now
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 21:14:28 GMT
No because I'm not a monster
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 21:15:43 GMT
It's alright, I squashed one earlier. It was probably your one
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 9, 2021 21:15:45 GMT
Was it smaller or bigger than the 2-1 boss in demon's souls?
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 21:22:14 GMT
Much smaller when I'd finished with it
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 21:24:15 GMT
It's alright, I squashed one earlier. It was probably your one I'm going to go off you. Why squash the poor wee guy? |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 21:29:17 GMT
How do you know he was a poor wee guy? He might have been horrible to other spiders
It's mainly because I hate them and I'm not a) living with them or b) picking them up
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 21:36:35 GMT
Just use a glass and a bit of card if you don't want to touch it. Brute.
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 21:38:23 GMT
Nah fuck spiders. Get in my eyeline and meet the vacuum cleaner/bleach spray/a slipper/impromtu flamethrower
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 21:39:21 GMT
Same goes for flies so don't give me that excuse. I'm happy with my annual curtain budget. Shut up.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 21:39:31 GMT
Christ not you as well.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 21:40:35 GMT
I use the impromptu flame thrower method. It's my Ripley moment.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 21:40:48 GMT
I tend to leave the little ones, they're sort of cute. But giant house spiders, no
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 21:41:13 GMT
Hate em. They terrify me and the only way I know how to react to fear is to lash out
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Post by retro74 on Sept 9, 2021 21:41:55 GMT
I’m a ‘let it crawl on my hand and then walk out of the front door, let it crawl off’ type with house spiders. They like it when they are on you though
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Post by Danno on Sept 9, 2021 21:42:42 GMT
/hnnnnggghhhhh meme
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 9, 2021 21:43:53 GMT
They like it when they are on you though Yeah, that's what I don't like about them |
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