Frog
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Post by Frog on Sept 1, 2021 21:23:08 GMT
Smear it all over yourself and run into the nearest wetherspoons.
You will fit right in.
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Post by Danno on Sept 1, 2021 21:23:13 GMT
I could have stuck a flag in the last one it was so massive. What the fuck am I supposed to do with it? Just lob it in the bin? Over the fence? At a passing car? What? My vote is on the passing car, just make sure you can handle: 1) the occupants 2) any unfortunate accidents such as hitting your wife, who was just putting the bins out 3) the neighbours as they attempt to section you in the coming weeks and months And shut up Askew Xxx |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 1, 2021 21:24:47 GMT
Someone should definitely make a procedural crime show about a forensic team who solve crimes by looking at old poo. Anyone think of any titles for the show? Hanks |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2021 21:25:34 GMT
I think the correct thing to do is catch the bear in the act and rub its face in it. Maintain eye contact to assert dominance. Don't get any in your eyes though, as you'll go blind. Don't get any of the bear in my eyes? I imagine squaring off against a bear, the least of my worries is getting a hair in my contact lens, as it turns me inside out and wears me as a suit. |
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Post by elstoof on Sept 1, 2021 21:26:04 GMT
Smear your shit up on high surfaces so the other animals think you’re much bigger than you are
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Post by Danno on Sept 1, 2021 21:26:11 GMT
Someone should definitely make a procedural crime show about a forensic team who solve crimes by looking at old poo. Anyone think of any titles for the show? Hanks Cold Hanks |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2021 21:26:48 GMT
Smear your shit up on high surfaces so the other animals think you’re much bigger than you are If I'm not bigger than a fox I've got problems beyond who's shitting in my garden. |
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Post by Danno on Sept 1, 2021 21:27:04 GMT
Cold Smelly Hanks International. CSHi |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 1, 2021 21:28:32 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 21:36:53 GMT
Cold Smelly Hanks International. CSHi Oooooooh. |
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Post by Danno on Sept 1, 2021 21:39:11 GMT
Cold Smelly Hanks International. CSHi Oooooooh. I'll give you first sniff |
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Post by dfunked on Sept 1, 2021 22:08:00 GMT
Spotted a woman stopping to let her dog shit outside our gate recently. She glanced up and saw me glaring out the window as she started to walk away without picking it up...
In fairness to her it was a proper case of the squits so not like a plastic bag would've helped at all. Fucker could've at least mouthed "sorry, it's liquid!", though.
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Post by Danno on Sept 1, 2021 22:14:14 GMT
Spotted a woman stopping to let her dog shit outside our gate recently. She glanced up and saw me glaring out the window as she started to walk away without picking it up... In fairness to her it was a proper case of the squits so not like a plastic bag would've helped at all. Fucker could've at least mouthed "sorry, it's liquid!", though. I've been there, but I tried to gather it the first time because I felt I had to be seen to be trying. After that I did a dramatic shrug. I'd guess that other personalities just front it out or look really aggressive as they walk away (with next to no alternative) |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2021 9:29:31 GMT
My wife used to take uncle's dog for a walk once in a while a few years ago and would always dilligently pick up it's shite afterwards. At one point it squirted fetid brown foam all over the grass and she unfortunately still tried to pick it up - only to have her handbag fall right in it as she was trying to scoop up the frothy muck into the plastic.
Not sure if she took the dog for a walk after that.
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robthehermit
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Post by robthehermit on Sept 2, 2021 9:38:58 GMT
Poolice Squad
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Post by Techno Hippy on Sept 2, 2021 11:11:34 GMT
I did wonder what had happened the door knocking god botherers in these times, and lo and behold they reached out via snail mail spam.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 2, 2021 13:58:41 GMT
Is it possible to finish Mass Effect 1 without romancing anyone? I talked to Ashley and Liara whenever I could because the option was there and I wanted to learn more about the characters but, despite shutting down Liara and telling her Ashley and I were just friends, it seemed to push me into a relationship with Ashley after that. I turned her down when she got all frisky, so we didn't do any sex stuff, but the second game still acted like we went steady. Only thing that annoyed me about my complete playthrough. It was actualy a relief she wasn't in 2 |
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MolarAm🔵
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Sept 2, 2021 14:48:16 GMT
I guess it would be possible if you start getting closer to Ashley, then... send her on that special mission.
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Post by jono62 on Sept 2, 2021 14:50:24 GMT
What about the game where all they were doing is having sex with each other, think it's called Mass Erect.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 2, 2021 16:08:48 GMT
I guess it would be possible if you start getting closer to Ashley, then... send her on that special mission. Then you'd lose the opportunity to send creepy Kaidan on the special mission I lost 2 people in my entire run of the series - both characters I was glad to get rid of anyway. The other was the annoying ninja woman who only ever went on about her dead partner who I didn't know or care about. Bye! |
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Post by RadicalRex on Sept 2, 2021 16:46:52 GMT
It is possible to play ME1 without romance, the way the game handles this is rubbish. E.g. if you tell AshDan after Eden Prime that they did well, that already initiates what may become a full romance, and once you realise it is, it's too late. If you want to be sure, don't talk to them and most of all don't be nice to them.
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 2, 2021 16:53:48 GMT
Just like how I am in real life.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 2, 2021 17:39:23 GMT
It is possible to play ME1 without romance, the way the game handles this is rubbish. E.g. if you tell AshDan after Eden Prime that they did well, that already initiates what may become a full romance, and once you realise it is, it's too late. If you want to be sure, don't talk to them and most of all don't be nice to them. I thought it might be that (just talking to them means romancing them) because there were always weird "flirty" options you could choose but there's quite a lot of their character backgrounds in those conversations. Also Shep's dialogue options were really cringey. Can we have sex now please? When can we have sex? I'd really like to have sex soon
That last bit was in character and not directed at robtherobber
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Post by RadicalRex on Sept 2, 2021 17:56:40 GMT
As much as I love ME1, romance is handled poorly compared to the later games. In those, you can say "no" while in ME1 it's a one-way trip of just being nice to people until you're suddenly given 3 dialogue options that are all "take me!". I recall my first playthrough where I was just talking to everyone because I cared about them and suddenly they stormed in demanding I choose between them. I wasn't given a chance to not choose either, the game decided I was nice to them so I wanted to have sex with them.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 2, 2021 18:24:16 GMT
I pretty much see ME1 as a huge info dump for all the background about the worlds, aliens, etc. The gameplay isn't really there until 2. I'd never played 2 before the recent rerelease and was surprised at how much better it was. I think if I ever did play it again, I'd just skip straight to 2 now
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 2, 2021 18:28:20 GMT
Someone should definitely make a procedural crime show about a forensic team who solve crimes by looking at old poo. Anyone think of any titles for the show? Dropping the Deuce: Picking Up The Pieces |
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Post by LockeTribal on Sept 2, 2021 18:41:54 GMT
Someone should definitely make a procedural crime show about a forensic team who solve crimes by looking at old poo. Anyone think of any titles for the show? Silent Shitness? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2021 18:43:02 GMT
Shame Game of Thrones is already taken.
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Post by RadicalRex on Sept 2, 2021 18:43:23 GMT
I can totally see why one would prefer ME2 gameplay, but honestly I prefer ME1's. Yeah it's janky, no doubt. But it has great variety. In one moment, I'm moving over the top of some hill sniping Geth in the distance. In between, I have to deal with them at close range. Then there's the train which is all sniping range, then there are missions on some freighters where it's all close combat. Mako mixed up with on-foot action. ME1 keeps mixing up combat scenarios and I love it for that. Whatever class I chose, I have to adapt to the situation with whatever I've got in my arsenal.
In contrast, ME2 is the same mid-range combat with convenient chest-high cover everywhere again and again. Wouldn't be so bad if enemies didn't come in wave after wave after wave. This soured my appreciation for the Shadow Broker DLC as well. Wave after wave after wave and I'm just getting tired of it.
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KD
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Post by KD on Sept 2, 2021 18:47:42 GMT
Someone should definitely make a procedural crime show about a forensic team who solve crimes by looking at old poo. Anyone think of any titles for the show? Cold Case : The Stool Files |
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