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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Sept 1, 2021 10:48:15 GMT
Are school holidays finished?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 10:53:28 GMT
No, why?
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Sept 1, 2021 11:32:28 GMT
I'm considering going to a movie. Just trying to gauge the potential crowd size.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 1, 2021 12:42:09 GMT
Officially they’re finished here, but the schools have mostly whacked some inset days on this week so no ones back until Monday.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2021 12:51:20 GMT
Wake up sheeple! Gremmi and neilka own proboards. They're just patsies for the Italians. Even now, racks of fur coats are being ordered with Font Geek credit. |
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Post by Youthist on Sept 1, 2021 15:58:42 GMT
I guess Wayne came over even though he said he wasn’t then.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 1, 2021 16:12:37 GMT
If you Wayne on an empty forum does he even make a sound?
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Post by mothercruncher on Sept 1, 2021 16:38:44 GMT
I was hoping his time was….
time was…
was…
… on the Wayne.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 17:10:40 GMT
Bravo
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Post by mrpon on Sept 1, 2021 17:12:28 GMT
I was wondering when he was going to schwing by.
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Post by simple on Sept 1, 2021 18:21:30 GMT
Stepped in dogshit on my daily run earlier. Day ruined and impotent anger boiling.
Especially as I think the culprit was nearby trying to skulk away from their crime.
Most suitable punish for foulers - having a doorless room in their house that all their dog’s shite is stored in or having to scrape shit out of shoe treads into their kitchen sink with a butter knife like the mam inexplicably does in The Royale Family ?
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Post by Techno Hippy on Sept 1, 2021 19:10:35 GMT
Even as a dog owner I don't get how people can't clean up after them (unless it's really soft) - the ones that annoy me are those that bag it, and then throw it in a tree.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2021 19:53:07 GMT
What happened to white dog poo? It's just vanished.
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Post by simple on Sept 1, 2021 19:57:15 GMT
Even as a dog owner I don't get how people can't clean up after them (unless it's really soft) - the ones that annoy me are those that bag it, and then throw it in a tree. There’s a few places near here where people put bags for life on gateposts to the country walks for doggers to put their plop bags in. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2021 19:58:25 GMT
Yeah I've heard the dogging gets pretty next level up in Blyth.
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Post by baihu1983 on Sept 1, 2021 20:22:21 GMT
Twitter has a very odd/creepy obsession with Zendaya
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Post by Frog on Sept 1, 2021 20:26:01 GMT
They stopped using as much calcium in dog food I think, which stopped the white poo.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 20:26:50 GMT
Twitter has a very odd/creepy obsession with Zendaya How so? |
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Post by knighty on Sept 1, 2021 20:29:14 GMT
Maybe I’m naive, but I’ve come to the sneaking suspicion that a lot of what people assume is dog shit is actually cat or fox shit. For example sometime there’s is shit in my front garden in the morning and I can’t imagine that someone is letting their dog in there. And we do definitely have foxes.
I prefer to think it’s like that as it make me hate my fellow man ever so slightly less.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 20:33:34 GMT
Someone should definitely make a procedural crime show about a forensic team who solve crimes by looking at old poo. Anyone think of any titles for the show?
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Post by elstoof on Sept 1, 2021 20:47:57 GMT
Shit in your garden - foxes
Shit on the pavement - dogs
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2021 21:09:18 GMT
I've been getting fucking massive shits in my back garden this year. Too big for a cat or fox surely.
It's probably human knowing my luck.
It might be mine?
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Post by Danno on Sept 1, 2021 21:15:15 GMT
Bears mate. You're near mountains I believe. They're just trying their luck in the months leading up to December and then on the 25th BAAAM! No dinner, no kids and no toilet paper in the house. All eaten. Don't be fooled.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 21:16:54 GMT
I've been getting fucking massive shits in my back garden this year. Too big for a cat or fox surely. It's probably human knowing my luck. It might be mine? Probably all that out of date chocolate you've been eating. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2021 21:16:58 GMT
Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 1, 2021 21:17:52 GMT
Does a bear shit in the woods? Nope, Wunty's garden. Case closed.
Could even be the first episode of investigation on Jambo's shit show.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2021 21:19:08 GMT
I could have stuck a flag in the last one it was so massive. What the fuck am I supposed to do with it? Just lob it in the bin? Over the fence? At a passing car? What?
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Post by askew on Sept 1, 2021 21:21:58 GMT
Anybody watch the 9/11: Inside the Presidents War Room documentary on the BBC last night? Sobering and fascinating.
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Post by A46Matt on Sept 1, 2021 21:22:26 GMT
Take a shit on top of it. Show who the Alpha is
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 1, 2021 21:22:34 GMT
I think the correct thing to do is catch the bear in the act and rub its face in it. Maintain eye contact to assert dominance.
Don't get any in your eyes though, as you'll go blind.
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