Random Rants (for Rob the Robber but I have beef anyway)

Aunty Dennis, hmmm?

Cops are coming out to dig up your patio

If your pets weren't so cute, I would request a ban.

Went to the British Museum today on a rare day out. They just opened a Stonehenge exhibit which is right up our alley. £20.

It was not worth £20.

It was barely about Stonehenge, it should have been called Neolithic Life, with special guest Stonehenge. Most of the things on display came from Scandinavia, Germany or the occasional bit from England but even then it was usually Yorkshire.

There was far too many people in the exhibit, even pre covid it would have been too many. So many people clogging up displays, most of them standing directly in front of a display so anyone else has no chance of reading the texts. I always made a point of standing back a bit so that several people could read and look all at the same time, but then some numpty would sidle right in front like a cunt.

Then on the way back it was rail replacement buses. We got a coach. Nice right? Well, I haven't been on a coach in a fair while, but if this one is any indication they've tried to cram in as many seats as possible now. There was no leg room whatsoever! I'm not a tall man, when I buy trousers I usually opt for the short leg option, but I had to wedge my legs into these seats. After 5 minutes I had to swivel my legs out into the aisle as my legs were hurting too much, and the arm rests wouldn't budge either, so you're just stuck. Fucking awful.

I'm staying home from now on.

I've been fascinated by the Neolithic ever since I had to learn about it to teach it. There was obviously a lot going on we know so little about because writing wasn't a thing then.

If Forza Horizon 4 could recreate Stonehenge, so could the British Museum, bruh!

But I do sympathize with sarf getting mad at the one jerk off standing in front of you while you're trying to make space for other short people. I deal with that a lot, but I actually speak up because I'm from LA and we have that friendly/dickhead dichotomy.

I can understand the confusion, we do look alike.

This is how planet of the apes starts for real.

I see I'm not the only one worried about this thread getting leaked to the papers if anyone here happens to be a Met officer.

I don't know any of them. I was just passing by.

We had a guy who would pop up once a month to ask a seemingly innocent question, that always happened to be somewhat alt-right inspired. And then never post again in that thread. But a month or two later he'd pop up with a new thread and a new question.

I forget his name though.

Twatov?

I think the problem is that X isn't a number.

Yeah, just say number 10 next time.

lol

This is why I don't normally answer the phone.