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Post by Danno on Feb 19, 2022 21:36:03 GMT
Ex-Ms-Danno is somehow annoyed after I raised the issue that the living room has been box city for a month, I cannot vacuum or otherwise clean as a result and I have done literally all of the cooking and dishes since forever.
I did not raise my voice.
I am quite angry.
It's another month until she is gone and I am teetering on the edge of a bad vs. a shakey hands break up
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Post by khanivor on Feb 19, 2022 21:44:36 GMT
Go spend as much time with friend and others as you can
Remove all regular dishes and utensils and replace with cheap
Plastic and paper disposables. Don’t clean a fucking thing. Smile all the time. Watch lots of standup and laugh as hard as you can.
Don’t FHUTA
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 19, 2022 21:45:44 GMT
I managed to get an online shop booked for Monday so plenty of ideas to keep me going here. |
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 19, 2022 21:49:44 GMT
Ex-Ms-Danno is somehow annoyed after I raised the issue that the living room has been box city for a month, I cannot vacuum or otherwise clean as a result and I have done literally all of the cooking and dishes since forever. I did not raise my voice. I am quite angry. It's another month until she is gone and I am teetering on the edge of a bad vs. a shakey hands break up That sounds pretty tough. Second the advice to spend time with friends. Order a few more takeaways if you can afford it and cook stuff that doesn't make much washing up. You'll probably regret letting yourself be pushed into an angry break up and you can make it through a month. |
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Post by cubby on Feb 19, 2022 21:56:42 GMT
Khani's advice is sage. DO NOT FHUTA.
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Post by Dougs on Feb 19, 2022 22:11:04 GMT
What's that, a couple of months living together after deciding to take a break? That's tough for both of you. Agree you should try and give each other as much space as possible. Not an easy situation at all and not one I envy.
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Post by Danno on Feb 19, 2022 22:38:02 GMT
I'm pretty short on friends and I'm kinda waiting on her leaving in early March (family visit followed by the actual move)
The Pile is driving me mad as fuck
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Post by Danno on Feb 19, 2022 22:38:25 GMT
What's that, a couple of months living together after deciding to take a break? That's tough for both of you. Agree you should try and give each other as much space as possible. Not an easy situation at all and not one I envy. Sums it up |
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Post by Frog on Feb 19, 2022 22:41:28 GMT
Put her under the patio, brookside style.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 19, 2022 22:44:58 GMT
Kick her out. She's got boxes, she'll have somewhere to live
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 19, 2022 22:46:24 GMT
I'm your friend and I'm full of good advice!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2022 22:46:28 GMT
Stack them around her bedroom door while she's sleeping. If she wants out, she has to move them.
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 19, 2022 22:47:02 GMT
I'm pretty short on friends and I'm kinda waiting on her leaving in early March (family visit followed by the actual move) The Pile is driving me mad as fuck Is it The Pile or her still being there (understandable)? Is there aywhere else for The Pile to go? |
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Post by Danno on Feb 19, 2022 23:06:52 GMT
I'm pretty short on friends and I'm kinda waiting on her leaving in early March (family visit followed by the actual move) The Pile is driving me mad as fuck Is it The Pile or her still being there (understandable)? Is there aywhere else for The Pile to go? I've been promised that The Pile will disappear for about 6 weeks now. All it does is reconfigure I'm pretty laid back generally, but this is preventing me from getting anywhere, and it's been that way for about a year now. I might have to use the F word |
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Post by Danno on Feb 19, 2022 23:07:36 GMT
Put her under the patio, brookside style. Brookside, or Fred West? |
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Post by Frog on Feb 19, 2022 23:09:39 GMT
I think they are similar enough that it doesn't matter.
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Post by Danno on Feb 19, 2022 23:11:59 GMT
I think they are similar enough that it doesn't matter. I guess we have a front patio, but the neighbours might ask questions. Also I don't want to dead her, she's awesome, just lazy as fuck |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 19, 2022 23:26:39 GMT
Bury yourself under the patio until she's gone
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Post by Danno on Feb 19, 2022 23:27:50 GMT
Bury yourself under the patio until she's gone Those bastards that employ me might question where I am for a month |
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Post by Vortex on Feb 19, 2022 23:31:39 GMT
Bury yourself under the patio until she's gone Those bastards that employ me might question where I am for a month Leave an out of office message saying you're under the patio? |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 19, 2022 23:33:08 GMT
Under the patio
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Post by Danno on Feb 19, 2022 23:36:31 GMT
Gone to El Dorado
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Post by Danno on Feb 19, 2022 23:37:11 GMT
Or Benidorm
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 19, 2022 23:37:58 GMT
I've been promised that The Pile will disappear for about 6 weeks now. All it does is reconfigure I'm pretty laid back generally, but this is preventing me from getting anywhere, and it's been that way for about a year now. I might have to use the F word If it's been like that for a year you can put up with one more month. Write a countdown somewhere and cross off the days. Probably best to make it clear that it goes when she goes though. If it doesn't you can put it in storage for the minimum period possible and let them sell it off if she hasn't collected it by the end of that. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 19, 2022 23:39:08 GMT
Chop her up and put her in her stupid boxes
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 19, 2022 23:42:49 GMT
Chop her up and put her in her stupid boxes That's such an unhelpful suggestion. He can't even clean around the boxes, let alone blood that's seeped through the bottom of them. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 19, 2022 23:47:00 GMT
You wrap the pieces in cling film first. Have you never chopped someone up before or something
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 20, 2022 1:09:28 GMT
Couple of pheasants but I just chucked the remains in the woods.
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Post by nexus6 on Feb 20, 2022 10:00:37 GMT
FHUTP
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Post by Psychotext on Feb 20, 2022 10:51:55 GMT
Ex-Ms-Danno is somehow annoyed after I raised the issue that the living room has been box city for a month, I cannot vacuum or otherwise clean as a result and I have done literally all of the cooking and dishes since forever. I did not raise my voice. I am quite angry. It's another month until she is gone and I am teetering on the edge of a bad vs. a shakey hands break up That's OK, thanks to my better half being a hoarder that's pretty much how I live anyway... except I don't get the benefit of knowing she'll be moving out soon! |
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