Aunty Treats
Junior Member
Delivering tasty treats to the townsfolk
Posts: 1,030
|
Post by Aunty Treats on Aug 28, 2024 15:02:17 GMT
It's annoying when you're doing up the screw top on a bottle and it doesn't work so you have to go around again, sometimes multiple times, until you get a proper seal
|
|
cubby
Full Member
doesn't get subtext
Posts: 6,360
|
Post by cubby on Aug 28, 2024 15:24:00 GMT
Even harder now that they're stuck to the bottle, so you have to slightly pull it away to make it fit properly.
/inyourendo
|
|
|
|
Post by freddiemercurystwin on Aug 28, 2024 15:25:09 GMT
Nope yanked clean off here.
|
|
|
|
Post by 😎 on Aug 28, 2024 16:01:26 GMT
Matron
|
|
minimatt
Junior Member
hyper mediocrity
Posts: 1,683
|
Post by minimatt on Aug 28, 2024 18:01:58 GMT
rural nimby groups which scupper solar farm proposals should see that land gain automatic planning permission for wind turbines or high density housing
fucked off with wankers in country piles expecting everyone else to subsidise the view from their kitchen window
|
|
Aunty Treats
Junior Member
Delivering tasty treats to the townsfolk
Posts: 1,030
|
Post by Aunty Treats on Aug 29, 2024 15:11:58 GMT
People who vape in indoor public spaces. Fuck off. The same rules as smoking apply. So fuck off
|
|
|
|
Post by freddiemercurystwin on Aug 29, 2024 15:22:57 GMT
Painting in general can fuck off, painting shelves is actually far worse.
|
|
Vortex
Full Member
Harvey Weinstein's Tattered Penis
is apparently a mangina.
Posts: 5,393
|
Post by Vortex on Aug 29, 2024 15:45:34 GMT
Painting walls etc- fine.
Painting radiators/woodwork - get the fuck outta here!
I still do it, but would really prefer to pay some other poor sap to do it.
|
|
|
|
Post by Dougs on Aug 29, 2024 17:33:42 GMT
Agree 100%
|
|
|
|
Post by UltraPyper777 on Aug 30, 2024 12:51:04 GMT
Rental scooters/bikes are the bane of my life, everyday I have to report them blocking pavement. I thought my reporting had finally worked today, no scooters blocking pavement. Nope, someone stronger than me has lobbed them out the way (two over a wire fence).  |
|
Rich
Junior Member
Posts: 1,984 
|
Post by Rich on Sept 3, 2024 19:45:46 GMT
For fuck fucking sake. We're due to go on holiday tomorrow, car all packed and ready to go. However my wife has been throwing up all day and now the boy is doing it too. Looks like someone's brought a norovirus or something into the house.
|
|
minimatt
Junior Member
hyper mediocrity
Posts: 1,683
|
Post by minimatt on Sept 3, 2024 19:58:46 GMT
rich I'm so sorry mate, we had that rip through the house at the weekend 🤢
|
|
|
|
Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 3, 2024 19:59:03 GMT
Fuck, sorry to hear that Rich. Hopefully there's a miraculous overnight recovery and you can still go
|
|
nexus6
Junior Member
Posts: 2,526
|
Post by nexus6 on Sept 3, 2024 20:15:22 GMT
That’s a bugger! Get some heavy duty nappies and black bin bags for the car and hit the road!
|
|
Aunty Treats
Junior Member
Delivering tasty treats to the townsfolk
Posts: 1,030
|
Post by Aunty Treats on Sept 3, 2024 20:16:05 GMT
And keep the windows open
|
|
|
|
Post by Danno on Sept 3, 2024 20:29:04 GMT
Immodium and pepto bismol and spend the first day recovering
|
|
Rich
Junior Member
Posts: 1,984
|
Post by Rich on Sept 4, 2024 9:32:05 GMT
Bleh, that was a rough night. (I picked it up too at 3am.) We got up to leave in the early hours and I decided there was no way I could do a long day of driving getting on a 6 hour ferry, so postponed it for a day. Everyone else seems fine now so hopefully we'll have another go tomorrow.
|
|
rftp
New Member
Posts: 692
Member is Online
|
Post by rftp on Sept 4, 2024 9:33:10 GMT
Glad you're all feeling better. Seems like a day resting up and then taking the trip tomorrow is a fine idea.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2024 17:16:28 GMT
Fucking door knockers man. This time selling WiFi, all about 19. We were in the kitchen and didn’t hear or answer, daughter came to get us, and there are two talking to the neighbour, but one of them is in OUR front garden leaning on the fence outside the window pitching to the neighbour whilst his buddy is actually on the correct side. Kiddo embarrassed and scared to go in the living room, sat cross legged in the door way instead. If you’re speaking to the neighbour, go in their fucking boundaries not mine. Do that generation not get taught any self awareness?!
Poked my head out and instead of saying sorry he comes over making a sales pitch.
‘I’m going to save your breath mate as we won’t be having this conversation sorry not interested.’
Was fucking proud of that one actually, but then as I start to close the door on him the cheeky c*nt asks if I’ll run in and do a quick speed test!
Less proud of myself for saying ‘it’s about 60 Meg’ instead of ‘fuck off’ but I continued to shut the door at least.
|
|
|
|
Post by dfunked on Sept 4, 2024 17:36:02 GMT
Had one knock on our door at 8pm recently trying to sign people up for our local milkman of all things.
My missus gave me grief because apparently I should've been nicer to him and made up some kind of story instead of saying "Sorry mate. Not interested"
Fuck that! Unsolicited sales pitchers at that time are lucky they don't get the door slammed in their face.
|
|
cubby
Full Member
doesn't get subtext
Posts: 6,360
|
Post by cubby on Sept 4, 2024 18:07:51 GMT
I'm actually terrified for anyone that tries that here and my missus answers the door.
|
|
|
|
Post by Dougs on Sept 4, 2024 18:09:54 GMT
Just don't answer the door. Sorted.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2024 21:03:48 GMT
Just don't answer the door. Sorted. We have perfectly great blinds but I’m not allowed to close them. The giant window from our seating area to the front door means it’s difficult to get away with. |
|
hicksy
Junior Member
I'm good for some but I'm not for everyone
Posts: 1,567
|
Post by hicksy on Sept 4, 2024 22:52:11 GMT
Agreed dfunked. 3 min rule for door sales canvassing and if they dont accept that your not interested after 2 statements sorry but I’m busy goodbye (door close).
|
|
Lizard
Junior Member
I love ploughmans
Posts: 4,483
|
Post by Lizard on Sept 4, 2024 23:10:47 GMT
Agreed dfunked. 3 min rule for door sales canvassing and if they dont accept that your not interested after 2 statements sorry but I’m busy goodbye (door close). That seems incredibly generous. I say 'no thanks' whilst shutting the door, and I think that's polite. |
|
|
|
Post by Syrette on Sept 4, 2024 23:11:59 GMT
There's still milkmen in employment?
|
|
minimatt
Junior Member
hyper mediocrity
Posts: 1,683
|
Post by minimatt on Sept 5, 2024 5:04:36 GMT
subscription foodstuff service delivered direct to your door via a fleet of electric vehicles, its very zeitgeisty
|
|
|
|
Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 5, 2024 5:31:13 GMT
Just don't answer the door. Sorted. We have perfectly great blinds but I’m not allowed to close them. The giant window from our seating area to the front door means it’s difficult to get away with. "Don't move! Their visual acuity is based on movement. They can't see us if we don't move." |
|
|
|
Post by Dougs on Sept 5, 2024 6:00:36 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by zisssou on Sept 14, 2024 13:23:08 GMT
Those share something, and I get x off my next purchase things. Why is it a thing? Why am I going to help you get money off your next purchase? Surely it would make more sense to spilt it 50/50.
|
|
