The pets thread aka my house smells of cat/dog/other piss

So after a week or so with this tracker on, I think I've come to the conclusion that my cat is a stupid twat. He doesn't seem to go anywhere for any length of time that might suggest he's being fed. Just mooches about for hours on end. He might be going elsewhere but the tracker isn't that accurate and he's soon moved on. Only lost it once too, retrieved from a neighbour's garden.

But because he's (naturally) scared of the dog, he doesn't want to come in the house. Because he's stupid, he hasn't worked out that we keep the dog well out of the way so he can come and go (edit: the other cat has this nailed and even taunts the dog). He just sits staring at the open front door (dog shut in another room), and then fucks off. Proper special needs cat imo.

I dunno, will keep it on until we go away and then take it off but keep the collar. An interesting experiment though.

Edit: added clarity on the other cat, normal in some ways but psychotic in other ways.

This is my favourite picture of Dudley, because he's not shouting.

The unfaithful, wandering cat has wandered again. Was hardly seen whilst we were away (neighbours think they saw him but can't be sure...). Bowl is hardly touched at night and no sight of him since we got back on Saturday. He'll turn up, I'm sure. The git.

The other one was present and always happy to see my in-laws, who fed them. It's not been a real issue in the past either. He does disappear for a couple of days every now and then but this feels different. Have spammed the various Facebook groups, fingers crossed.

Still no sign of him, posters have gone up etc. Stupid pets kicking you in the feels.

Shit. I guess I just presumed he would turn up. Worth looking on local community fb groups perhaps? I know there’s a few here and people are normally pretty good at posting dogs and cats they think may be lost.

Edit: ignore that. I missed you saying you’ve spammed fb already. Hope he turns up soon. ☹️

So some might recall we tried to get our fussy cat on to a different diet as she seemed to be eating less and less, all went OK for a few days, breaking in a menu of canned fish, chicken, bacon and other bits and bobs interchanged with her regular diet, after a week or so of enjoying the new food types she then began to turn her nose up at everything again. She lost some weight over this period so we gave up on the new menu and went back to crappy old Whiskas and James Wellbeloved biscuits which she kinda just nibbled on. Then a few days ago we fed her on one of the kitchen stools rather than the floor area where we've always fed her. She's since seemingly got her appetite back and seems quite happy eating whilst perched on a stool and so has pretty much gone back to her normal weight. It seems there must be something odd about where she was eating, we'll experiment with different places on the kitchen floor not that there are many choices. Stupid idiot.

Has your dick come home yet Dougs ? (Hopefully with 4 limbs no more no less)

Yep they're dickheads but certainly get under your skin, I thought you got him a collar to keep track?

She's been trying to fuck up this other dog for about 5 minutes now..

i.imgur.com/P7DlMGr.mp4

Yorkiepom. The lab in the background is disgusted in her right now.

Haha, no.

I'm getting PTSD looking at those photos. Even hours later I still found more in Wilma's fur.