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Post by Vortex on Feb 20, 2023 9:32:02 GMT
Aw cute mogs over the last few postd.
Just as well you paid the cat tax kal!
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Post by Dougs on Feb 20, 2023 12:32:09 GMT
The cat nappers have struck again. My father in law was waiting outside our house at the weekend and saw the neighbour open the door for the cat. We aggressively called his name, shaking the dreamies bag. 2 seconds later, the door opens and out he trots. Just ridiculous. GET YOUR OWN FUCKING CAT. Plenty need a home. Ours has one.
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Post by Vortex on Feb 20, 2023 13:46:26 GMT
Dougs, I am *outraged* on your behalf too. Bastards.
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Post by Dougs on Feb 20, 2023 14:06:06 GMT
Genuinely infuriating. I don't get it. He's probably there now, the shit.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Feb 20, 2023 14:11:21 GMT
Curled up on one of their laps.
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Post by mrpon on Feb 20, 2023 14:19:00 GMT
Curling one out on their laps.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Feb 20, 2023 14:20:24 GMT
Dougs wishes! Being fed from a mega tub of Dreamies more like.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2023 14:26:16 GMT
You need to do whatever cats do to show dominance to your neighbour, while your cat is watching.
Then when the neighbour is lying there defeated shout "Look *insert cats name* look at this pitiful sack of meat you have chosen over me."
Spit on the floor at you cats feet in disgust and defiantly stride into your house.
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Post by Dougs on Feb 20, 2023 14:34:15 GMT
Stupid animal is outside but refusing to come in because of the dog. Resorted to leaving some food out for him/neighbourhood cats. Nearly 2 months in and it still hasn't resolved itself.
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Post by cubby on Feb 20, 2023 20:55:25 GMT
I just walked into the living room to find Dudley having a great time with my partner's hoodie blanket. I only had time to take a couple of photos before I felt compelled to tell him to get off of it. Dirty boy. He then begged and begged to get back up before eventually relenting and shagging his usual blanket in his crate.
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Post by Danno on Feb 20, 2023 20:59:48 GMT
The blur really pulls the room together
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Post by cubby on Feb 20, 2023 21:00:55 GMT
It was either a blurry photo or I went over to turn the big light on but I thought that might put him off his stroke.
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Post by Danno on Feb 20, 2023 21:09:58 GMT
It was either a blurry photo or I went over to turn the big light on but I thought that might put him off his stroke. Is he side-eyeing you there? Did you threaten to post the pic on hotdogs.com
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Post by Vortex on Feb 20, 2023 21:40:15 GMT
It was either a blurry photo or I went over to turn the big light on but I thought that might put him off his stroke. I don't think he'd have noticed, he looks quite in the moment. ... balls deep into the moment.
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Post by ozthegweat on Feb 20, 2023 21:42:31 GMT
shagging his usual blanket
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Post by cubby on Feb 20, 2023 22:05:49 GMT
We call it his girlfriend.
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Post by ozthegweat on Feb 20, 2023 23:03:56 GMT
To each his blankussy.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Mar 9, 2023 22:55:07 GMT
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Post by cubby on Mar 10, 2023 13:08:25 GMT
How have you managed to have 2 spaniels *and* a clean floor?
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Post by dogbot on Mar 10, 2023 13:34:56 GMT
I so rarely give them any attention on here, so here's a cute cat pic: Aunt Allison, hope you're ok, wherever you are.
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Post by Vortex on Mar 10, 2023 14:21:27 GMT
Small sofa, or giant cats? 🤣
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Post by dogbot on Mar 10, 2023 14:36:04 GMT
Vortex 😁 Tiny sofa (it's a Kapok). They are quite big cats as well though.
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Post by dfunked on Mar 10, 2023 14:39:40 GMT
Cats are great company when you're working from home apparently... My cats: "Piss off and wake us up when it's dinner time" AA bait successfully planted...
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Post by Dougs on Mar 10, 2023 15:02:05 GMT
Stupid animal is outside but refusing to come in because of the dog. Resorted to leaving some food out for him/neighbourhood cats. Nearly 2 months in and it still hasn't resolved itself. Some progress recently....both cats will now leave the house and come back in the evening if the living room door is shut. In the morning, the more nervous one will come in through the front door if left open for a few mins. On the downside, the dog still barks and chases them if he spies them. PITA.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Mar 10, 2023 15:07:16 GMT
One of our cats will quite often come and sit in the office with me, generally perched on a stool right next to me and then advance to actually curling up on the desk in front of the keyboard or curl up under the desk.
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Post by dfunked on Mar 10, 2023 15:09:46 GMT
In fairness they're in the office with me most days. The white one loves perching on the arm of my chair and falling asleep. Other one loves walking all over the desk 50 times a day like he's never been on it before.
Today though they just want nothing to do with me... Fickle creatures.
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Post by Vortex on Mar 10, 2023 15:16:36 GMT
Today though they just want nothing to do with me... Fickle creatures. Cats gonna cat.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Mar 10, 2023 15:18:14 GMT
Ours love a nice warm laptop to sleep/groom on too when my backs turned, just what the keyboard needs and nothing like random stuff or settings happening to your work etc.
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Post by Vortex on Mar 10, 2023 15:22:53 GMT
Ours is fine until not enough attention is given.
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Post by Vortex on Mar 10, 2023 15:25:07 GMT
During lockdown, the last one used to love walking across the laptop while working on cloud stored files. Often opening many windows, thankfully never deleting anything. Clever cat that one.
She was also adept at appearing on camera in *every* teams meeting I had for those few months.
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