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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2022 17:58:38 GMT
Assed just looks weird.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2022 18:01:40 GMT
good gremmi
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Post by Danno on Jan 27, 2022 18:03:13 GMT
She's fucking done it again!
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jan 27, 2022 18:03:17 GMT
When you get a subway and they are stingy with the sauce. Then you ask for some more and they do a half arsed squirt of extra sauce. To be fair that's your own fault for going to a Subway. |
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Post by cubby on Jan 27, 2022 18:17:30 GMT
Subway used to cram as much filling in like it was going off.
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Post by Dougs on Jan 27, 2022 18:53:46 GMT
It probably was tbf.
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Post by Lizard on Feb 1, 2022 0:12:52 GMT
Trivia on IMDB.
'In the scene on the street at night a man is punched. This is clearly a reference to Rocky (1976) where a man is also punched.'
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Post by cubby on Feb 1, 2022 7:21:28 GMT
Imdb trivia pages are like Wikipedia but with zero moderation.
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Post by Lizard on Feb 1, 2022 7:25:01 GMT
'The scene where where we see Jason Statham's character drive a car is clearly a reference to the scene in Sunset Boulevard (1950) where William Holden's character also drives a car.'
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2022 19:39:27 GMT
Top knots.
Just no, unless you're a samurai or part of the Yakuza.
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Post by Danno on Feb 18, 2022 20:14:21 GMT
Kepp it coming Lizard, I am definitely entertained. Might deserve a thread |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2022 11:11:12 GMT
Those hard bits of skin you get by the side of your nail. The ones where if you touch them they really hurt but you keep touching it for some reason.
Then you finally rip it out and your finger swells up to resemble ETs finger and it still hurts.
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Post by Danno on Feb 25, 2022 11:15:52 GMT
Sounds like a nail starting to grow in. Keep it in warm water for half an hour and it should ease up
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2022 11:20:25 GMT
Just googled what it's called. Hangnails.
Fuxk those guys.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2022 11:38:59 GMT
I remember there used to a theory that if you put someone's hand in warm water when they were asleep they pissed their pants. Never did ever find out if it worked.
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Post by mrpon on Feb 25, 2022 13:26:04 GMT
I know when the car seat warmers are on I feel like I have.
Wait a sec, I don't have car seat warmers.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2022 13:48:48 GMT
Yeah my wife has them on her car, I don't like them. Can never shut off the "Uh oh" feeling in my brain.
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Post by cubby on Feb 25, 2022 13:52:28 GMT
I've never felt the overwhelming need that my butt needs warming when I'm in a car.
Pretty much every other part of me yes, my hands and feet are often freezing, but my arse no. It's already covered, and up against another layer that shouldn't be cold either.
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Post by 😎 on Feb 25, 2022 15:18:50 GMT
Imdb trivia pages are like Wikipedia but with zero moderation. I’ve mentioned it before, but my absolute favorite is the guy who went through every Bond movie putting in every single piece of trivia that involved the number 7 so they could write it 007. I think that’s all been purged now, but it was stuff like “this is the 007th Bond film to feature Bond in a restaurant!”, and there were hundreds of them. |
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Post by 😎 on Feb 25, 2022 15:23:12 GMT
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Post by One_Vurfed_Gwrx on Feb 25, 2022 15:39:45 GMT
I've never felt the overwhelming need that my butt needs warming when I'm in a car. Pretty much every other part of me yes, my hands and feet are often freezing, but my arse no. It's already covered, and up against another layer that shouldn't be cold either. See also heated toilet seats, surely no-one wants to sit down feeling the previous user has only vacated the spot seconds earlier ... |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Feb 25, 2022 15:53:33 GMT
My brother had a heated loo seat in a flat he once owned, it was pretty comfortable the odd time it was switched on, much better than sitting down in some freezing bathroom with a freezing bog seat, our bogs at work are unheated/freezing during the colder months, the bog seat is like sitting on ice. Can't really how they would work now, you'd have to have them switched on all the time unless you knew exactly when you were about to take a dump.
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Post by cubby on Feb 25, 2022 15:56:47 GMT
Just switch it on and then pace on the spot for a minute.
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Post by 😎 on Feb 25, 2022 15:56:50 GMT
It’s currently negative 10c here. I am very grateful for heated car seats.
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Post by cubby on Feb 25, 2022 15:57:48 GMT
And you insist on wearing those arse-less chaps.
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Post by Zomoniac on Feb 28, 2022 23:38:20 GMT
When people post progress pics of weight loss or similar and put the after pic on the left. It’s not called an “after and before”. Burn them all.
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Post by dfunked on Mar 1, 2022 8:10:55 GMT
I love the comment threads on Reddit for those. Pretty much 90% "Are you a fucking moron? It's the wrong way round!"
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Post by Zomoniac on Mar 30, 2022 9:19:50 GMT
The Athletic, being American, refers to sports teams as singular.
"Peru beats Paraguay to seal World Cup playoff. Canada has booked its place in the World Cup."
It's not right. And it annoys me.
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Post by EMarkM on Mar 30, 2022 9:52:46 GMT
The Athletic, being American, refers to sports teams as singular. "Peru beats Paraguay to seal World Cup playoff. Canada has booked its place in the World Cup." It's not right. And it annoys me. I don't understand any of this, but, thankfully, I fucking hate sport, so it probably doesn't matter.  |
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Post by Syrette on Mar 30, 2022 9:59:41 GMT
The Athletic, being American, refers to sports teams as singular. "Peru beats Paraguay to seal World Cup playoff. Canada has booked its place in the World Cup." It's not right. And it annoys me. I don't understand any of this, but, thankfully, I fucking hate sport, so it probably doesn't matter.  sport? To each their own. |
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