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Post by Dougs on Jun 30, 2022 12:27:03 GMT
Amazing news boo.
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Post by rhaegyr on Jun 30, 2022 12:28:56 GMT
Fantastic, really happy for you boo, no idea how you must be feeling but I'm guessing it's pretty good
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Post by boo on Jun 30, 2022 13:40:14 GMT
Thanks all - appreciate it.
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Post by スコットランド on Jun 30, 2022 13:43:10 GMT
Thanks all - appreciate it. Boo, tonight:
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Post by JonFE on Jun 30, 2022 14:07:26 GMT
Like dfunked, I dread every time I see this thread bumped, but this time was worth it; boo that's some excellent news!!! You fucked the little bugger!!! Kudos!!!
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Post by Ulythium on Jun 30, 2022 14:15:39 GMT
Great news, boo! Delighted to hear it.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2022 14:34:55 GMT
What a joy to open this thread and actually get some good news. Congrats!
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Post by rockavitch on Jun 30, 2022 14:51:43 GMT
Should change your name from boo to yay. Some good news in here for a change, congrats.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2022 14:54:08 GMT
boo That is absolutely fucking fantastic man.
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Post by Fake_Blood on Jun 30, 2022 15:03:15 GMT
So glad to hear the excellent news user boo. I suggest living like there’s no tomorrow regardless
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Post by JuniorFE on Jun 30, 2022 18:35:19 GMT
Good news in this thread, you love to see it! Congratulations boo
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Post by simple on Jul 29, 2022 20:39:37 GMT
Got a screening coming up next week looking for possible bowel c, crohns or colitis.
Am I scooping the sample out of the bog or shitting straight into the tube?
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Post by Vortex on Jul 29, 2022 20:51:55 GMT
Bed of tissue paper, then possibly scoop with a plastic spoon thing in the lid if they sent you a sample pot.
Possibly bog roll line a clean Chinese container and shite and scoop from there?
There are also collection pots that clip onto bog seats these days. Depends if they are sending you a collection pot or not.
/occasionally has to deal with shite samples at work.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Jul 29, 2022 20:53:22 GMT
Grab a plate or bowl, possibly an ice cream cone. Easier to collect it with spoons that way to transfer it all.
All bran for a week before failing that a glass of cornflower in warm water the night before last shit.
Not financial advice.
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Post by nexus6 on Jul 29, 2022 21:01:14 GMT
I once had to squat in the lounge and shit into a plastic donut tray. For....reasons.
Best shit of my life.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Jul 29, 2022 21:08:39 GMT
No bog sample though, all chlorine from the water and other minerals will contaminate it.
Good thing that hand sanitizer is a thing now.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 29, 2022 21:50:29 GMT
Grab a plate or bowl, possibly an ice cream cone. Easier to collect it with spoons that way to transfer it all. All bran for a week before failing that a glass of cornflower in warm water the night before last shit. Not financial advice. An ice cream cone? Fucking hell, even for an Australian that's barbaric.
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Post by dfunked on Jul 29, 2022 21:59:19 GMT
Yeah, wad of toilet paper and hold it under the expected drop area and pinch off enough for a sample. You'll most likely get a little tube with the poop spoon built into the lid part. Scoop it off whatever ended up on top of the wad of paper.
Everything crossed for you, simple.
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Post by simple on Jul 30, 2022 7:26:30 GMT
Thanks guys. Hopefully it’s something they can handle pretty speedily.
I’ve got a tube with a little caviar spoon ready and waiting and something else coming in the post, blood tests next week and a possible session with a camera probably happening at the start of September.
It has just occurred to me that there are potties in the house to really trade dignity for health.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 30, 2022 8:22:31 GMT
Hoping for the most painless results possible simple
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Post by JonFE on Jul 30, 2022 8:34:38 GMT
It has just occurred to me that there are potties in the house to really trade dignity for health. Having spent about 8-9 days of my recent stay at the hospital without pants, I can guarantee you that's a worthy trade off... Hoping for the best results simple
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Post by rhaegyr on Jul 30, 2022 8:50:23 GMT
All the best simple - I've had to do fair few stool samples in my time due to consistency, bleeding etc. and it's never been anything too serious so hoping the same for you.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 30, 2022 8:57:10 GMT
Got a screening coming up next week looking for possible bowel c, crohns or colitis. Am I scooping the sample out of the bog or shitting straight into the tube? Best of luck man, the forum's here for you.
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Post by simple on Jul 30, 2022 11:33:38 GMT
Thanks everyone, hopefully its nothing serious
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Post by EMarkM on Jul 30, 2022 15:17:32 GMT
The best of luck.
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Post by simple on Aug 2, 2022 12:02:57 GMT
Well, blood taken and tubes of cack posted. Just gotta wait for the initial results to see how concerned I should be now.
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Post by JuniorFE on Aug 2, 2022 12:06:15 GMT
Fingers crossed on my end
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 2, 2022 12:13:13 GMT
We'll be here mate.
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Post by Ulythium on Aug 2, 2022 12:18:25 GMT
simpleRooting for you along with everyone else.
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Post by JonFE on Aug 2, 2022 12:21:09 GMT
I'll echo the sentiments, simple, best of luck
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