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Post by dfunked on Dec 4, 2021 8:57:11 GMT
My GF's mum doesn't like to poo in toilets other than her own, and once didn't go for an entire holiday. She described it as being "like a walking stick" when she finally pinched one off back at home. (nice dinner table convo)
That picture is exactly how I imagined it...
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Post by retro74 on Dec 4, 2021 9:01:41 GMT
I can relate. I’ve never had a dump at work but not having one on holiday is a stretch too far
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Post by gamma on Dec 4, 2021 9:08:32 GMT
I once went one and a half week without pooing during a trip to China. I remember crying from how relieved I was when I finally managed to pull one out, on a mountain top of all places. Easily top 5 moments of my life.
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Post by elstoof on Dec 4, 2021 9:18:10 GMT
Nothing a bowl of gutter oil wouldn’t have loosened up
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Dec 4, 2021 9:32:18 GMT
Fucking hell, as long as they're serviceable I prefer to go in other crappers. My logic is the less shitting done in mine the better.
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Post by suicida on Dec 4, 2021 9:36:17 GMT
Always try and poo at work if you can, then you're getting paid for it. Plus you save on bog roll
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Post by sport✅ on Dec 4, 2021 9:38:24 GMT
Always try and poo at work if you can, then you're getting paid for it. Plus you save on bog roll Wait, you guys don't take your own bog roll to work? |
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Post by Lizard on Dec 4, 2021 9:40:43 GMT
As discussed in other threads I just drag my arse along the floor as nature intended.
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Post by aubergine on Dec 4, 2021 10:27:39 GMT
Wear it at the back for “doing a big turd” cosplay and at the front to peg a comedian while pulling them offstage.
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Post by cubby on Dec 4, 2021 10:36:03 GMT
 I found it. The Font Geek party game. You can tell which one's had way more practice at that |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 4, 2021 11:07:39 GMT
I can relate. I’ve never had a dump at work but not having one on holiday is a stretch too far Yeah me too, I often get stage fright as it were and am unable to go at work or any other public place with toilets. |
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Post by Dougs on Dec 4, 2021 11:14:55 GMT
God, I just don't care. As long as there's bog roll and it doesn't look like the trainspotting bog, I'm happy. Have been on football holidays where pub crawls are determined by the quality of the shitters though. A decent place always got a few rounds out of us, lucky them.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 4, 2021 11:17:50 GMT
That man seems to have replaced his foot with a shiny pole that goes right up his arse. That's really making the most out of a disabiity
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Post by gray on Dec 4, 2021 11:32:50 GMT
I upgraded from toilet paper to wet wipes and have never looked back (literally).
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Dec 4, 2021 11:52:59 GMT
I can relate. I’ve never had a dump at work but not having one on holiday is a stretch too far Yeah me too, I often get stage fright as it were and am unable to go at work or any other public place with toilets. Find yourself a 'comfort cubicle', a quiet one you can get familiar with. For me it's level 6, west side of the building. I only go in others if it's absolutely necessary. |
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Post by Vortex on Dec 4, 2021 12:13:22 GMT
That It's Bananas game looks like it's a stealth re-naming of Colon snake: the game.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 4, 2021 12:43:11 GMT
Yeah me too, I often get stage fright as it were and am unable to go at work or any other public place with toilets. Find yourself a 'comfort cubicle', a quiet one you can get familiar with. For me it's level 6, west side of the building. I only go in others if it's absolutely necessary. I've tried but it's difficult, TBF I live 8 minutes walk from work so I've dashed home when it's absolutely crucial. |
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Post by Vortex on Dec 4, 2021 12:58:50 GMT
I like to shit on work time.
Knowing you are being paid to wipe your arse at work is great. 😀
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Post by spacein_vader on Dec 4, 2021 19:29:38 GMT
I like to shit on work time. Knowing you are being paid to wipe your arse at work is great. 😀 This. ALWAYS shit on the companies time. Take some time to scout out the most comfortable/least used toilets in the building and setup there every time you need to. |
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Post by Danno on Dec 4, 2021 19:44:30 GMT
I like to shit on work time. Knowing you are being paid to wipe your arse at work is great. 😀 This. ALWAYS shit on the companies time. Take some time to scout out the most comfortable/least used toilets in the building and setup there every time you need to. Hell yeah. I used to work in the BMA building and there was this basement toilet with one stall, one urinal and one sink that no-one else ever used. Good times. |
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Post by Danno on Dec 4, 2021 20:08:20 GMT
Quiet tonight
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 4, 2021 20:08:47 GMT
Sorry, we're all having a shit at work
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Post by Lukus on Dec 4, 2021 20:14:46 GMT
I like to shit on work time. Knowing you are being paid to wipe your arse at work is great. 😀 This. ALWAYS shit on the companies time. Take some time to scout out the most comfortable/least used toilets in the building and setup there every time you need to. I used to take a walk to the other side of our complex where there was a lesser known toilet by the showers that no one used. It was always clean and quiet. I felt very smug during those work dumps. |
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Post by dfunked on Dec 4, 2021 20:17:23 GMT
Yep. When you find your throne at work it's quite upsetting when you can't use it for any reason. My last one even had decent guest WiFi coverage
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 4, 2021 20:18:58 GMT
In the field of education it's not really known for its exceptional toilet quality.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Dec 6, 2021 9:25:34 GMT
Wow! I have actual monkey's for kids, they would love that for about 10 mins and then use them as swords.
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Post by khanivor on Dec 6, 2021 14:30:54 GMT
Wait, grown ups have a thing about where they unload shit?
It’s shit.
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Post by lew on Dec 7, 2021 8:49:13 GMT
I never used to like shitting at work at my old job. 9-5, old victorian style building / toilet. Now work shifts at a Uni so theres really no choice when it rears it's brown head.
As we work a number of the bank holidays, we get double time. There's fewer greater pleasures than a double time poo.
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Post by dfunked on Dec 7, 2021 9:14:02 GMT
Haha, I've definitely held on to a poo a few times whenever I've had to work on a Sunday/BH. Stroll into the office, make a coffee and let that get to work, then drop a double time load.
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Post by Phattso on Dec 7, 2021 10:24:49 GMT
Back in the bad old days when I worked inside the Military Industrial Complex, I was king for a day when I wrote a bit of software that executed on our early 80s era terminals that you triggered when you went for a crap, and then when you got back it would tell you how much you'd earned for taking a shit on the company dime. Explaining to the MoD auditor the CPU time that script ate up on the mainframe when 3000+ software engineers were using it was... MY BOSSES BOSSES JOB AND NOT MINE!  "What is this process called 'shatulator'?" "Erm... that's the scripted heuristic automated test-ulator." Good at thinking on his feet, my bosses boss was. |
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