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Post by Bongo Heracles on Feb 10, 2023 9:07:18 GMT
Whenever you notice a black person in a game, a wizard did it
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Feb 10, 2023 9:07:29 GMT
I promise that had context
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Post by LegendaryApe on Feb 10, 2023 9:11:11 GMT
I think the real point of this thread is being overlooked: what is your character's name and how much of piece of shit are they?
Mine will be a Slytherin called Taint O'Pissflaps, the type of bastard who'd kick a giraffe in the knee just to piss in it's face
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Post by gibroon on Feb 10, 2023 9:13:03 GMT
I for one will not be purchasing until they release an option to change every use of the word "wand" to "penis" Will you create a character with a 5.25" floppy or 12" stiffy wand ? |
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Post by Frog on Feb 10, 2023 9:13:17 GMT
Quick go back and delete the posts on the previous page and make Nick look like a massive racist
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Post by Jambowayoh on Feb 10, 2023 9:13:43 GMT
Whenever you notice a black person in a game, a wizard did it 🤔 |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2023 9:15:35 GMT
Expeliam Reggaemantist!
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Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Feb 10, 2023 9:19:29 GMT
Whenever you notice a black person in a game, a wizard did it 🤔 It was a clever reference to the Xena bit in The Simpsons to point out that he is complaining about perceived innacuracies in a fantasy game where people go do whatever they want and go wherever they want. In this instance, that guy is the whiny complaining nerd she is dismissing.  hth |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Feb 10, 2023 9:24:27 GMT
Cleveraso Explaniarsum!
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Post by wunty on Feb 10, 2023 9:25:16 GMT
See? Nickanio Notracistium!
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Post by LegendaryApe on Feb 10, 2023 9:28:16 GMT
Wait.......so Nick is actually Lucy Lawless?!
Everything makes so much sense now..
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Post by damagedinc on Feb 10, 2023 9:36:13 GMT
I for one will not be purchasing until they release an option to change every use of the word "wand" to "penis" Will you create a character with a 5.25" floppy or 12" stiffy wand ? Penis out potter! |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Feb 10, 2023 9:42:04 GMT
2 inches to Gryffindor!
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Post by RadicalRex on Feb 10, 2023 9:55:42 GMT
Klaatu barada Nickto
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 10, 2023 10:09:12 GMT
Took me a while to work out where I'd heard that from. It wasn't the original source
Gaige
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Post by cristar on Feb 10, 2023 10:26:46 GMT
I think the real point of this thread is being overlooked: what is your character's name and how much of piece of shit are they? Mine will be a Slytherin called Taint O'Pissflaps, the type of bastard who'd kick a giraffe in the knee just to piss in it's face Sounds a bit Irish mate. Are you saying all Irish are disgusting piss fetish bastards? Disgrace. |
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Post by wunty on Feb 10, 2023 10:30:40 GMT
Statistically speaking, there's probably at least one giraffe out there that would enjoy that and probably pay for the experience.
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Post by Syrette on Feb 10, 2023 10:39:41 GMT
Sounds like you've done your research.
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Post by wunty on Feb 10, 2023 10:44:43 GMT
Haven't found an alpaca that likes it yet but it's early days.
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Post by Frog on Feb 10, 2023 10:55:10 GMT
Nick has gone to great lengths to create a meme to hide his racism. Wouldn't surprise me if he is currently making an episode of the Simpsons to cover his tracks.
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Post by robthehermit on Feb 10, 2023 10:56:16 GMT
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Post by robthehermit on Feb 10, 2023 10:57:00 GMT
Someone got out of the wrong side of the bed.
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Post by harrypalmer on Feb 10, 2023 11:03:28 GMT
Yikes. Maybe he’d cover it cos it’s his fucking job?
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Post by Syrette on Feb 10, 2023 11:05:08 GMT
Seems to have deleted said tweet anyway, probably for the best.
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Post by harrypalmer on Feb 10, 2023 11:08:00 GMT
Seems he was getting a fair bit of abuse about not covering it and lost it. Fair enough.
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Post by starchildhypocrethes on Feb 10, 2023 11:08:10 GMT
Haha, can’t stand Digital Foundry in general, but I like cut of his gib!
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Post by elstoof on Feb 10, 2023 11:09:01 GMT
I heard the devs had to appease Rowling by telling her that NPC stands for non-penis character
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Post by gibroon on Feb 10, 2023 11:09:46 GMT
Haha, he seems to forget that playing games is for kids, fucking grow up the lot of you.
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Post by wunty on Feb 10, 2023 11:14:20 GMT
Yikes John. He seems to acknowledge that he lost his temper a little. Pretty unprofessional tbh. It's one thing us in here having a pop but video games are his job.
Although I do find it rather amusing.
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Post by rhaegyr on Feb 10, 2023 11:14:22 GMT
I actually like and laughed at his tweet but yeah, hating stuff because it's "for kids" is a bit daft consdering he lives and breathes video games. Hell, half the things we talk about on this forum are aimed at kids (Star Wars, Marvel, Lego etc) and we love them all the same despite the fact we're all (mostly) middle aged or above.
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