H-alphaFox
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Post by H-alphaFox on Sept 15, 2022 21:20:03 GMT
Yeah, fuck the football.
The only thing I'm really dirty on to be honest, 2 weeks against beatable teams scrubbed. Then holidays. Then City.
Fuck you your maj.
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minimatt
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Post by minimatt on Sept 15, 2022 21:26:31 GMT
It's got to be tough when your security apparatus is trained to look for unusual behaviour and "royal fans", the kind who buy all the commemorative plates and voluntarily join five mile queues are, by definition, a bit... you know. It'd be like if all us video game nerds spontaneously left our mom's basement and gchq were tasked with spotting the nervous loner fiddling with his backpack.
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MolarAm🔵
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Sept 15, 2022 22:00:58 GMT
I just realised that Monday is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
...awkward
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Sept 15, 2022 22:03:28 GMT
Arrrr I P
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Post by rawshark on Sept 15, 2022 22:06:57 GMT
I just realised that Monday is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. ...awkward Yeah. The new Monkey Island thought it had it all figured out. Come out on Pirate day, easy. What could go wrong? |
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Frog
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Post by Frog on Sept 16, 2022 6:38:23 GMT
Would be interested to know what makes MP's and their friends have the right to dodge the queue even though they aren't working at the moment.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 16, 2022 6:52:55 GMT
Probably cite some sort of security risk
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2022 6:54:31 GMT
If this last week has proven anything it's that some people are just better than others.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Sept 16, 2022 6:55:42 GMT
They could probably just say it's because they're better than us and we'd lap it up, given that we're in peak serf mode currently
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2022 7:06:58 GMT
The wait time is currently 11.5 hours. For that length of time I’d be expecting to be able to take an actual piece of the queen home with me.
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 16, 2022 7:12:55 GMT
The wait time is currently 11.5 hours. For that length of time I’d be expecting to be able to take an actual piece of the queen home with me. There's good money to be made in relics, I hear... |
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MolarAm🔵
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Sept 16, 2022 7:17:09 GMT
I just realised that Monday is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. ...awkward Yeah. The new Monkey Island thought it had it all figured out. Come out on Pirate day, easy. What could go wrong? I'm desperately hoping that people turn up to the funeral in full costume. |
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geefe
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Post by geefe on Sept 16, 2022 7:36:53 GMT
"lots of smiley, happy faces here and people making new friends"
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MOURNING, YOU REPUBLICAN CUNTS
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Post by elstoof on Sept 16, 2022 7:42:29 GMT
Yeah. The new Monkey Island thought it had it all figured out. Come out on Pirate day, easy. What could go wrong? I'm desperately hoping that people turn up to the funeral in full costume. Everyone except Andrew |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 16, 2022 7:43:33 GMT
I'm desperately hoping that people turn up to the funeral in full costume. Everyone except Andrew Tbf, if Andrew came in costume he would be sweating profusely. |
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Sept 16, 2022 7:51:58 GMT
He sorted out Pizza Express for the catering.
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X201
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Post by X201 on Sept 16, 2022 8:06:03 GMT
If you were in charge at Westminster Hall, you'd be tempted to crank up the heating during Andrew's stint, just to test the sweating claim.
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Sept 16, 2022 8:07:35 GMT
...and break into an impromptu head, shoulders, knees and toes (knees and toes).
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Post by TheSaint on Sept 16, 2022 8:11:33 GMT
If you were in charge at Westminster Hall, you'd be tempted to crank up the heating during Andrew's stint, just to test the sweating claim. Probably not to the best idea if there is a dead body in the box though. |
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Post by jimnastics on Sept 16, 2022 8:13:07 GMT
Queue is actually going down now, people are bored already. I read that as "Queen is actually going down now, people are bored already" and thought they were lowering her into a pit of flames or something. |
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Post by Dougs on Sept 16, 2022 8:21:57 GMT
If you were in charge at Westminster Hall, you'd be tempted to crank up the heating during Andrew's stint, just to test the sweating claim. I don't think there is any heating....always bloody freezing when I go through it |
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Post by Fake_Blood on Sept 16, 2022 8:50:10 GMT
It's got to be tough when your security apparatus is trained to look for unusual behaviour and "royal fans", the kind who buy all the commemorative plates and voluntarily join five mile queues are, by definition, a bit... you know. It'd be like if all us video game nerds spontaneously left our mom's basement and gchq were tasked with spotting the nervous loner fiddling with his backpack. I was thinking about recent climate protests during a F1 race and during the tour de france, this place seems like it would attract anyone wanting to make a statement. |
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Post by Duffking on Sept 16, 2022 9:26:32 GMT
So they're closing the queue for 6 hours.
Are we now getting a queue for the queue then?
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Frog
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Post by Frog on Sept 16, 2022 9:30:20 GMT
They will send the others down to join the lorry queues in Dover.
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dam
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Post by dam on Sept 16, 2022 9:50:19 GMT
Serious question though, why haven't they got a digital queue running? They release time slots every few hours, and you go online to register your interest (eg mash a button) and you get alloted a time. They could have a separate walk in queue for the martyrs, weak of mind.
Disney could do it. Could even have a gift shop at the end for commemorative mugs and stuff.
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Post by Reviewer on Sept 16, 2022 10:05:23 GMT
If they did that then there would be no queue. The queue is part of the story now and makes it ask seem more important than people turning up for their spot.
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geefe
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Post by geefe on Sept 16, 2022 10:10:01 GMT
Those dogs that have been going in, can they smell her?
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Sept 16, 2022 10:23:01 GMT
That's ok with me.
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Post by Syrette on Sept 16, 2022 10:25:11 GMT
Liking this Twitter account's mocking of politicians having a photographer coincidentally be next to them as they sign books of condolence. twitter.com/grievewatch |
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Post by brokenkey on Sept 16, 2022 10:27:50 GMT
Serious question though, why haven't they got a digital queue running? They release time slots every few hours, and you go online to register your interest (eg mash a button) and you get alloted a time. They could have a separate walk in queue for the martyrs, weak of mind. Disney could do it. Could even have a gift shop at the end for commemorative mugs and stuff. they are doing this for people with mobility issues (the groups you see walking up the right on the livestream. Security: they are doing a finger tip search of each bag, then x-raying it, and airport scanning each person too. No liquids at all. |
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