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Post by dogbot on Sept 15, 2022 14:45:25 GMT
Much like Woodstock, if you can remember the funeral in 20 years time you weren’t there They dropping acid at the Queen's funeral? You know that queue last week that was reported to be people leaving Burning Man? Nuh uh. Queen's funeral mate. "Wow!" |
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Post by Reviewer on Sept 15, 2022 14:51:52 GMT
Queue is actually going down now, people are bored already. Wait until people with jobs start turning up. |
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Post by H-alphaFox on Sept 15, 2022 15:17:01 GMT
As mark of respect are they not doing Harry's birthday this year?
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Post by Nitrous on Sept 15, 2022 15:29:38 GMT
I'm meant to be working but just caught some of the live stream on the changing of the guard and what I think was a baby crying in the background could be heard. Why on earth would anyone take a baby is beyond me.
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Post by sport✅ on Sept 15, 2022 15:36:57 GMT
Ok, I've just come back from my local coffee shop and while there a lady asked 1 of the baristas if they were open on Monday. He went and asked the manager and said they were.
Now I just want to know if there's a number or email I can use to report them?
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 15, 2022 15:40:42 GMT
sport✅You're kidding, right? We all know a true royalist patriot would honour ARE QUEEN by skipping the report and going straight to the 'lob a Molotov through the shop window' stage of proceedings.
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Post by Sarfrin on Sept 15, 2022 15:55:12 GMT
I wouldn't even wait that long for Space Mountain let alone to shuffle passed a corpse. Past Nah, it was taking to long for everyone to shuffle along so they're just passing her back along the queue now. |
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Post by Vortex on Sept 15, 2022 15:59:22 GMT
Nah, it was taking to long for everyone to shuffle along so they're just passing her back along the queue now. That would be amazing to see. I did quite like the helicopter trip around the country option too.  |
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Post by mrpon on Sept 15, 2022 16:01:47 GMT
When the music stops you...erm...
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Post by Sarfrin on Sept 15, 2022 16:03:22 GMT
You've probably all seen this already, but in case anyone missed it: Bloody hell, that's on the nose. |
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Post by Sarfrin on Sept 15, 2022 17:20:41 GMT
You can't even see the coffin, it's wrapped in a flag! 20 hours in a queue and it could be a pile of cardboard boxes under there for all they know. I bet it is and the queen's in a fridge somewhere.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Sept 15, 2022 17:54:36 GMT
Nice try, get to the back of The Queue
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Post by Rich on Sept 15, 2022 17:56:44 GMT
Ha! |
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Post by elstoof on Sept 15, 2022 19:03:58 GMT
The queue is at maximum length! It’s like the episode of dragonball when they finally unleash the kamehameha
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Post by Frog on Sept 15, 2022 19:07:40 GMT
Minimum of 8.5 hours to look at a union jack draped over a box. They better hope no magicians show up and start sawing the box or making it vanish.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 15, 2022 19:09:15 GMT
I'm meant to be working but just caught some of the live stream on the changing of the guard and what I think was a baby crying in the background could be heard. Why on earth would anyone take a baby is beyond me. Why did no one take the baby away from it's family for its unacceptable behaviour? Babies today have no respect. In my day as 6 month old infant it was 20 lashes and a spell in cells if I made as little as a gurgle during the queen's Christmas day speech. |
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Post by brokenkey on Sept 15, 2022 19:20:30 GMT
Guide dog and what looks like a pug going through now.
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Post by mothercruncher on Sept 15, 2022 20:08:07 GMT
Is it refrigerated? Or a big coffin of formaldehyde?
At what point do the queuers get a big whiff of Royal cadaver?
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Post by Sarfrin on Sept 15, 2022 20:13:13 GMT
I missed this bit under the live stream on the BBC "A dedicated stream of the Queen lying in state in Westminster Hall, London, for people who want to pay their respects virtually." I was there to pay my respects and I didn't have to queue at all. Suckers!
ETA Just seen five people in a row go through and do 'spectacles, wallet, watch, wallet'. What's more respectful than tapping your torso in a failed attempt at a gesture you don't even know is meant to represent the crucifix?
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Post by Nitrous on Sept 15, 2022 20:46:08 GMT
Itv stream just showed Jacob Rees-Mogg a few minutes ago paying his respects.
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 15, 2022 20:47:59 GMT
Itv stream just showed Jacob Rees-Mogg a few minutes ago paying his respects.
I hope that bastard didn't skip The Queue.
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Post by X201 on Sept 15, 2022 20:50:49 GMT
Itv stream just showed Jacob Rees-Mogg a few minutes ago paying his respects.
I hope that bastard didn't skip The Queue.
Probably sent nanny out at 5am this morning to bag a place in the queue. |
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Post by Dougs on Sept 15, 2022 20:51:12 GMT
I am sure he did. MPs and up to 4 guests are allowed to apparently.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 15, 2022 20:51:36 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2022 20:55:45 GMT
She's sitting on a beach, earning 20%. The smell is the mourners.
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Post by Nitrous on Sept 15, 2022 21:00:08 GMT
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 15, 2022 21:02:14 GMT
NitrousHa! Superb (and not all that far-fetched).
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Post by Fake_Blood on Sept 15, 2022 21:09:50 GMT
How do you even do security for a thing like this?
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Post by elstoof on Sept 15, 2022 21:14:30 GMT
You get police officers sent down from forces all around the country and let taxpayers pick up the bill
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Post by Nitrous on Sept 15, 2022 21:19:46 GMT
You get police officers sent down from forces all around the country and let taxpayers pick up the bill Also lots of security guards from various agency's plug the gaps. One I was working with today is going to London this weekend. Usually does close protection work but he's got accommodation and £300 a day for 12 hours. |
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