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Post by drhickman1983 on Sept 14, 2022 6:59:22 GMT
How dare someody ask rational questions.
Even if it was somebody I cared about or who meant something to me I'd say fuck waiting for hours.
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Post by cubby on Sept 14, 2022 7:00:56 GMT
Can confirm the queue is looong.
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Post by mrpon on Sept 14, 2022 7:11:39 GMT
How long until she starts smelling?
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Post by dogbot on Sept 14, 2022 7:13:38 GMT
You imagine that she's been... treated... somehow.
Or the casket is vacuum sealed.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2022 7:15:49 GMT
About 15 years ago from what I hear. Only so much Tena ladies can do.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 14, 2022 7:35:25 GMT
The longer the queue the better imo. Shows just how much you care right, I’m grateful for the opportunity. It’s like lent or fasting, the more I suffer in an unending queue the more her majesty will smile down from above. They should set up water boarding stations along the route for the real ultras like me
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Post by geefe on Sept 14, 2022 7:41:34 GMT
I called my parents last night for the once a month catch up that invariably ends in me grunting responses until we're both bored.
"We've got her majesty on iplayer because we missed the start"
Good fucking lord.
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Post by Lukus on Sept 14, 2022 7:46:15 GMT
They didn't ask you for a tl;dr synopsis?
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Post by elstoof on Sept 14, 2022 7:52:43 GMT
Imagine having your flight cancelled today because heathrow are required to keep london airspace empty and silent while the coffin is moved
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Post by dfunked on Sept 14, 2022 7:53:31 GMT
It's what she would've wanted.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 14, 2022 7:54:16 GMT
Not able to go home today out of respect
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Post by geefe on Sept 14, 2022 8:06:36 GMT
I'll add all these to the list of reasons why I never want to live in London
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Post by Fake_Blood on Sept 14, 2022 8:08:49 GMT
The longer the queue the better imo. Shows just how much you care right, I’m grateful for the opportunity. It’s like lent or fasting, the more I suffer in an unending queue the more her majesty will smile down from above. They should set up water boarding stations along the route for the real ultras like me I think an obstacle course is in order, separate the wheat from the chaff and all that. |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 14, 2022 8:11:04 GMT
How long until she starts smelling? That's just what anyone who's ever actually smelt a dead person likes to read. |
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Post by dam on Sept 14, 2022 8:11:42 GMT
Hope the crowds are massive and loudly cheering compared to those treasonous Scots. The commentators kept making excuses as to why the Edinburgh crowds weren't cheering much. Because it's a fucking coffin going past. I think they were annoyed the queue was moving very quickly, and it was taking an hour for some, not 30 as predicted.
As for Charles...yes, he's going to be knackered and stressed, but I think there's lots of other evidence that he's a mentalist. Very short temper.
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Post by geefe on Sept 14, 2022 8:12:09 GMT
"of course, this will not be the first time we've seen the Princes and Charles walk behind a coffin. I'm thinking of when their mother died"
Are we at that point, BBC?
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Post by elstoof on Sept 14, 2022 8:13:36 GMT
The longer the queue the better imo. Shows just how much you care right, I’m grateful for the opportunity. It’s like lent or fasting, the more I suffer in an unending queue the more her majesty will smile down from above. They should set up water boarding stations along the route for the real ultras like me I think an obstacle course is in order, separate the wheat from the chaff and all that. Bring back It’s A Royal Knockout |
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 14, 2022 8:17:52 GMT
Retweeted by Grieve Watch:
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Post by drhickman1983 on Sept 14, 2022 8:20:37 GMT
My tattoo means "The Queen, The"
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 14, 2022 8:34:20 GMT
I called my parents last night for the once a month catch up that invariably ends in me grunting responses until we're both bored. "We've got her majesty on iplayer because we missed the start" Good fucking lord. I called my nan on Sunday expecting her to be quite melancholic but she is absolutely jazzed about the wall to wall coverage. Ive honestly not heard her so happy in years. She doesnt sleep much so shes doing nearly 20hrs a day of non-stop peasantry. |
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Post by Dougs on Sept 14, 2022 9:03:38 GMT
My mother in law popped in for a coffee and was quite glum, saying how much it had affected them both. That's because.you do is watch the fucking news! No wonder it's depressed you. Get out in the fresh air FFS.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Sept 14, 2022 9:31:55 GMT
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Post by Syrette on Sept 14, 2022 9:48:32 GMT
It was her favourite ride.
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Post by Lukus on Sept 14, 2022 9:50:55 GMT
No one saw it coming.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 14, 2022 10:04:58 GMT
Youre laughing but Bing has just been sealed so he doesnt come back as a vampire  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2022 11:10:57 GMT
BBC have finally decided to live stream the coffin. About time.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2022 11:13:34 GMT
ITV have Alison Hammond in are King’s favourite shoe factory
C4, who are normally more sensible are interviewing the eight horses that will pull are Queen’s coffin for the funeral
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Post by Lizard on Sept 14, 2022 11:16:05 GMT
ITV have Alison Hammond in are King’s favourite shoe factory C4, who are normally more sensible are interviewing the eight horses that will pull are Queen’s coffin for the funeral Are you a republican? Neigh! |
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Post by damagedinc on Sept 14, 2022 11:21:07 GMT
Seems like a good time to roll out this classic
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Post by Rich on Sept 14, 2022 11:43:56 GMT
They're just taking the piss now surely?
YOU WILL REMAIN INSIDE AND MOURN
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