Aunty Treats
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Post by Aunty Treats on Aug 21, 2024 21:32:11 GMT
I catch them with anything flat and heavy
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Aug 21, 2024 21:32:47 GMT
Don't kill them you fanny
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Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Aug 21, 2024 22:18:30 GMT
My car looks like I've driven through a haunted house every morning at the moment. Absolutely covered in cobwebs.
Those badboys are doing work, though. Our house has been unusually fly free this year and I think most of it is down to those gangsters. I absolutely love spiders.
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Aug 22, 2024 7:43:36 GMT
There seems to be a spider in my bedroom at least every other day now. I'm confused at what the fuck they want. Their babies in your ear. |
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f00b_inc
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Post by f00b_inc on Sept 4, 2024 20:48:33 GMT
Holy fuck a spider the side of my hand waltzed across the bedroom floor. I bravely threw books at it until it ran off. Time to shut the windows and never open them again :-(
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Aunty Treats
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Post by Aunty Treats on Sept 4, 2024 21:03:20 GMT
/looks around nervously
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Post by Danno on Sept 4, 2024 21:04:55 GMT
Holy fuck a spider the side of my hand waltzed across the bedroom floor. I bravely threw books at it until it ran off. Time to shut the windows and never open them again :-( Lavender oil, add to a bottle with water, spray liberally on window sills and other points of entry from late August to early October, keep a smasher handy for the arrogant bastards |
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Post by f00b_inc on Sept 4, 2024 21:05:55 GMT
Holy fuck a spider the side of my hand waltzed across the bedroom floor. I bravely threw books at it until it ran off. Time to shut the windows and never open them again :-( Lavender oil, add to a bottle with water, spray liberally on window sills and other points of entry from late August to early October, keep a smasher handy for the arrogant bastards Thanks I am doing this tomorrow first thing! Now to sit awake all night with the lights on. |
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Post by Danno on Sept 4, 2024 21:08:04 GMT
Spiders hate that shit
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Post by drhickman1983 on Sept 4, 2024 21:09:35 GMT
Spiders hate this one trick!
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Post by Danno on Sept 4, 2024 21:13:00 GMT
This is THE month to keep them out. The females are looking for a nest and that attracts the dickheads. Get that lavender oil applied
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Post by Danno on Sept 4, 2024 21:15:06 GMT
Spent 3 hours spraying my block and only the old lady in number 26 complained, what the fuck? Smell your bathroom
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minimatt
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Post by minimatt on Sept 4, 2024 21:41:12 GMT
I regret to inform that it's apparently also tick season in that I just tweezered one off my knee where it had apparently been SUCKING ME since I went on a brief ramble through undergrowth this morning
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Sept 4, 2024 21:46:51 GMT
Allies against the true enemy: flies.
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jono62
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Post by jono62 on Sept 4, 2024 21:47:12 GMT
New place I've moved into has seen more spiders than in the last 7 years at my old place. Luckily I conquered my fear of them ages ago.
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Post by Danno on Sept 4, 2024 21:50:07 GMT
I regret to inform that it's apparently also tick season in that I just tweezered one off my knee where it had apparently been SUCKING ME since I went on a brief ramble through undergrowth this morning Oh TICKS?! I will brutally fuck and dismember them like it's 2019. Talk to your doctor ASAP about lyme disease (I AM NOT KIDDING MATTHEW), get that wound disinfected and talk to them ASAP |
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Post by Danno on Sept 4, 2024 21:52:53 GMT
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jono62
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Post by jono62 on Sept 4, 2024 21:54:28 GMT
I regret to inform that it's apparently also tick season in that I just tweezered one off my knee where it had apparently been SUCKING ME since I went on a brief ramble through undergrowth this morning Lucky you. |
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Post by Danno on Sept 4, 2024 21:58:01 GMT
My silly post aside, please get checked out immediately. minimatt |
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minimatt
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Post by minimatt on Sept 4, 2024 22:05:37 GMT
don't worry danno, I'm no stranger to being sucked*  * by ticks |
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Post by Danno on Sept 4, 2024 22:07:46 GMT
You sucker!
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Post by Danno on Sept 4, 2024 22:15:45 GMT
Damn at least someone's getting it
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Post by UltraPyper777 on Sept 4, 2024 22:25:03 GMT
This is THE month to keep them out. The females are looking for a nest and that attracts the dickheads. Get that lavender oil applied Now all the spiders will smell nice for their dates. I use Lavender oil and Cedar balls all year to deter moths, still have spiders roaming around. |
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