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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 23, 2023 14:27:48 GMT
I also like to relocate them, to spider heaven
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 23, 2023 14:28:03 GMT
Not that they deserve heaven
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Post by jono62 on Aug 23, 2023 14:29:08 GMT
Spiders are misunderstood. Poor things. They only want a hug.
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Post by dfunked on Sept 6, 2023 13:19:07 GMT
Spiders rock! Just found this one in a broken ornament (in the garden thankfully, I don't like them enough to invite this lass indoors!) |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2023 13:25:05 GMT
It looks as if that tiny spider slayed a T-Rex.
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Post by Danno on Sept 6, 2023 14:25:16 GMT
Thank you for spoilering that
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Post by baihu1983 on Sept 6, 2023 14:44:22 GMT
I'm having to get rid of cobwebs every morning to sit out and enjoy this weather. Fucker in the conservatory isn't even catching the flies.
Going to charge him rent if he doesn't step it up.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2023 14:46:35 GMT
Yeah, the spideys seem to really love making webs around my car’s right mirror for some reason.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 6, 2023 14:47:46 GMT
Checking themselves out, making sure they're looking good for the new season
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Post by Danno on Sept 13, 2023 19:48:00 GMT
I've had three house spiders invade in the last week including one that scuttled across the bathroom floor towards me when I was on the can. My nerves cannot take it anymore  |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 13, 2023 21:00:57 GMT
How big were they?
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Post by wunty on Sept 13, 2023 21:01:11 GMT
The boy had me playing Apex and I got us killed on account of the fourth big hairy bastard this week running at me across the carpet.
Out you go. I don’t care if it’s raining.
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Post by loto on Sept 13, 2023 21:04:52 GMT
Had a few over the last few days. An ikea tumbler glass wouldn’t quite cover it, so it lost a leg on the way out the door. There’s no way I’m picking anything like that up
Martha the cat has been unreliable too.once the spider plays dead, she loses all interest
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Post by Danno on Sept 13, 2023 21:29:52 GMT
The boy had me playing Apex and I got us killed on account of the fourth big hairy bastard this week running at me across the carpet. Out you go. I don’t care if it’s raining. It's raining in hell now? |
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Post by darkling on Sept 13, 2023 21:31:21 GMT
I found this spider in my kitchen. It's a false widow apparently. It's got a sort of skull on its back, which is... unsettling.  |
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Post by Danno on Sept 13, 2023 22:14:24 GMT
You fucking piece of shit cunt fuck
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 14, 2023 0:48:30 GMT
Snort
I can't even be blamed for that one
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Post by baihu1983 on Sept 14, 2023 10:12:24 GMT
Not seen any in the house yet but but already fed up with walking into webs when going to my car.
Lab must have gone through a Web while walking her as just after we came out the field she started jogging while snapping back behind her. Managed to catch up before the spider buried itself in her fur.
Fucker got sent flying.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 14, 2023 10:41:01 GMT
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Post by mrpon on Sept 14, 2023 11:34:09 GMT
Jesus. Don't open that in a new window. It's mahoosive.
Where's that vasectomy hammer?
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Post by Rich on Sept 14, 2023 11:51:12 GMT
Nice little false widow there. One flat I loved in had loads of them. Horrible little bastards that are definitely not 'more scared of you than you are of them.'
Had to remove a massive house spider the other night. It was just still, on the floor by my wife's feet. She hadn't seen it, and she's absolutely terrified of them. Had to tell her to not look on the floor or watch what I was doing until it was safely under a pint glass.
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Post by Lukus on Sept 14, 2023 11:56:36 GMT
I'd welcome a few nore spiders at the moment. I watered my house plants the other day which was the catalyst for a bunch of gnats emerging from the soil where their eggs must have been laid. I've got about twenty of them idly flying about the place.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 14, 2023 11:57:34 GMT
There's a small one living on the cieling of my bathroom. I don't really mind it and I assume it'll keep any others away from its turf. If a big housey one comes along, I don't think it'll last very long though. Neither will it
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Post by jimnastics on Sept 14, 2023 12:28:27 GMT
False widows have become the most common spider found in this household (and probably now garden) over the past few years, they must be spreading pretty fucking rapidly because I had never seen one until around 5 years ago I reckon. I don't mind spiders in general and I'm the resident spider catcher, but I draw the line at bitey ones... I feel horrible doing it, but false widows don't last long around here.
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Post by baihu1983 on Sept 14, 2023 13:32:50 GMT
Garden furniture has been taken over. Webs on every single one of them.
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Post by Aunty Treats on Aug 21, 2024 20:58:28 GMT
Another confirmed sighting, so here we are
It's also good opportunity to mention again that we've got spiders as big as badgers in the UK now
Watch out
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 21, 2024 21:06:54 GMT
There seems to be a spider in my bedroom at least every other day now. I'm confused at what the fuck they want.
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Post by Danno on Aug 21, 2024 21:16:48 GMT
There seems to be a spider in my bedroom at least every other day now. I'm confused at what the fuck they want. Killing to death |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 21, 2024 21:22:47 GMT
Well I just killed one that had the cheek to dangle down a web line into my bed and then a moth that appeared out of thin air
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Post by LegendaryApe on Aug 21, 2024 21:24:44 GMT
My spider catcher came today, and was put to immediate use.
I suggest investing in one, gentlemen
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