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Post by 😎 on Apr 4, 2023 16:58:05 GMT
Dislocate your jaw and eat the sandwich backwards
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Post by EMarkM on Apr 4, 2023 19:08:51 GMT
Sound like Zom and his minging olive peanut butter sandwich. What? WHAT?
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Post by RumMonkey on Apr 4, 2023 19:33:19 GMT
Pretty sure it's got mayo and cheese in it too.
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Post by EMarkM on Apr 4, 2023 19:34:38 GMT
Pretty sure it's got mayo and cheese in it too. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Post by dfunked on Apr 4, 2023 19:57:25 GMT
I know I'm a bit of a wrongun for liking my combo, but zom is on a whole other level of wrongness.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 4, 2023 20:06:23 GMT
Don't forget Quaddy adding salad cream to his curry. All DEVIANTS.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 4, 2023 20:11:21 GMT
I suppose I'll get some grief for liking fish finger and salad cream sandwiches? Quite nearly as good as the vinegar/heart busting quantities of salt/ketchup combo. Nearly.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 4, 2023 20:12:34 GMT
Don't forget Quaddy adding salad cream to his curry. All DEVIANTS. Wait what? Salad cream on a curry? Surely not?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 4, 2023 20:14:05 GMT
I suppose I'll get some grief for liking fish finger and salad cream sandwiches? Quite nearly as good as the vinegar/heart busting quantities of salt/ketchup combo. Nearly. Well no, you get grief for eating food that expired when Moses went up Mount Sinai.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 4, 2023 20:19:37 GMT
Yet here I am, living proof that expiry dates are a conspiracy.
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Post by RumMonkey on Apr 4, 2023 20:31:27 GMT
My signature boxing day sandwich: Take two thick slices of crusty white bread. Liberally spread mayonnaise on one, crunchy peanut butter on the other. Fill with a generous amount of leftover sliced turkey breast and halved green olives. You can thank me later. Makes me gip reading it.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 8, 2023 20:02:09 GMT
A bit of a ploughman's mixmax (not really a ploughman's) I shall list all of the contents as follows:
Tiger bread (buttered) Ham Pickled Onions (very good and absurdly expensive) Celery Cucumber Cheddar (strong) Tikka Chicken Bite things Potato Salad Houmous (Morocon)
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Post by Vortex on Apr 8, 2023 20:17:39 GMT
Mixed stuff here too:
Bbq Ribs (shop bought for laziness) Fried Halloumi with zatar (homemade) Corn on the cob Thick cut chips Coleslaw
Tasty.
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Post by cubby on Apr 8, 2023 20:17:54 GMT
4 bowls of peas.
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Post by Frog on Apr 8, 2023 20:20:24 GMT
You are welcome cubby.
I had an Aktar at home curry and it was awesome as always. We get the boxes so you get to try different stuff. The beef Vinadloo was absolutely amazing.
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Post by EMarkM on Apr 8, 2023 20:50:08 GMT
Bacon risotto here.
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Post by Danno on Apr 9, 2023 4:21:11 GMT
Yet here I am, living proof that expiry dates are a conspiracy. "Living" GET JOEL
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Post by cubby on Apr 9, 2023 18:40:24 GMT
Easter Sunday so of course we are having nachos. Guac, salsa, sour cream and melted cheese. It's what baby jesus would have wanted for his last supper.
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Post by EMarkM on Apr 9, 2023 19:07:54 GMT
Toby Carvery, Talke.
Was as good as usual, and most welcome after our hike in the Peak District.
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Post by Vortex on Apr 9, 2023 20:09:17 GMT
Italian restaurant.
Lots of fine scran, with an aperol spritz, negroni and 3x limoncellos to boot.
Noice.
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Post by Onny on Apr 10, 2023 9:12:00 GMT
Slow roast lamb with dauphinois potatoes and green beans. Good lord it was lush.
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Post by mrpon on Apr 10, 2023 19:33:15 GMT
A chilli in R2D2
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Post by Lizard on Apr 11, 2023 6:15:04 GMT
Frijoles enchiladas and a cocktail at an ersatz Mexican chain restaurant. Was absolutely banging TBH.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 21, 2023 21:17:51 GMT
Beef curry tonight, the beef had a useby date of 20 March, a whole month ago for anyone wondering, it tasted just fine looked quite dark mind, no squids yet!
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Post by Dougs on Apr 21, 2023 21:18:25 GMT
That was yesterday.
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Post by cubby on Apr 21, 2023 22:49:45 GMT
We had a kebab from our local kebab shop that last time gave us 5 pickles each.
This time it was just one pickle, and this time they gave it to us in separate trays, not already assembled in a wrap, so we had to put it together ourselves! We thought they'd given us the wrong order at first...
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Post by LegendaryApe on Apr 22, 2023 11:57:11 GMT
What a pickle..
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on May 14, 2023 19:13:36 GMT
Bread from 10/5/23, pate from 25/04/23, bread needed a little bit of de-furring but otherwise Fred lives.
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Post by Dougs on May 14, 2023 19:41:01 GMT
Eeek. My wife got serious food poisoning from of date pate. And not by that long either. Pray for Fred.
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Post by Danno on May 14, 2023 21:32:18 GMT
Dont eat mouldy bread ffs, the spores are right through the loaf by the time you can see them. You're literally going to be the patient zero of coryceps.
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