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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2022 18:56:41 GMT
Sitting down is fine for me, it's the getting up part where I make involuntary old man noises. I do a decent bit of walking in a day (90 mins) whenever I'm in the office, and my right hip is getting noticeably stiff by the end of the day... Early hip replacement here we come! My knee constantly feels stiff and pops, so it'll be a knee replacement in my case.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jun 16, 2022 19:06:21 GMT
Seems Mrs Mercury is getting tested for the menopause soon, she's made my grumpyness look tame lately so hopefully things might improve there. Oh boy, it can certainly have an impact. I started to think Mrs S was developing dementia.
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Post by cubby on Jun 16, 2022 20:31:08 GMT
I remember when forums were a thing.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jun 16, 2022 20:47:19 GMT
This thread in a nutshell Alternatively,
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Post by damagedinc on Jun 16, 2022 21:27:41 GMT
This thread in a nutshell Alternatively, Don't be so melodramatic!
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Post by bichii on Jun 16, 2022 21:36:41 GMT
Sitting down is fine for me, it's the getting up part where I make involuntary old man noises. I do a decent bit of walking in a day (90 mins) whenever I'm in the office, and my right hip is getting noticeably stiff by the end of the day... Early hip replacement here we come! I legit read that as "I do a decent bit of wanking in a day (90 mins)"
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Post by dfunked on Jun 16, 2022 21:41:48 GMT
Get your mind out of the gutter! It's more like 90 seconds for that.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2022 21:43:01 GMT
dwanked has it down to a science.
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Post by Chopsen on Jun 16, 2022 21:43:06 GMT
Well, are including getting it up in the first place in that time? Asking for a friend.
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Post by damagedinc on Jun 16, 2022 21:43:17 GMT
Get your mind out of the gutter! It's more like 90 seconds for that. Mines more of a treat... like to drag it out. A full edging
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Post by Danno on Jun 16, 2022 21:46:35 GMT
This thread in a nutshell Alternatively, You're fucking banned from in here you little cunt, didn't you see the sign?
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Post by JuniorFE on Jun 16, 2022 22:10:26 GMT
This thread in a nutshell Alternatively, You're fucking banned from in here you little cunt, didn't you see the sign? Believe it or not I missed that, the "new" button failed me
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 17, 2022 18:21:04 GMT
I’ve regressed back to earlier times.
I’ve gone back to reading 2000AD. A nice walk over to WHS on the Wednesday, picking up lunch on the way, then settling in for the hour with something suitable on the headphones. I’m also collecting the Dredd case files. Highly recommended !
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 17, 2022 18:24:10 GMT
Seems Mrs Mercury is getting tested for the menopause soon, she's made my grumpyness look tame lately so hopefully things might improve there. You’ve got a fun ride ahead! Right in the middle of it and…yeah.
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Post by brokenkey on Jun 17, 2022 21:46:33 GMT
Does it ever end though?
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Post by cubby on Jun 17, 2022 21:53:55 GMT
Wait it only starts at menopause?
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 17, 2022 22:21:43 GMT
No. No it doesn’t.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jun 17, 2022 22:55:08 GMT
Wait it only starts at menopause? That's when it suddenly becomes unpredictable.
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Post by Dougs on Jun 17, 2022 22:58:36 GMT
I have to confess, I am not looking forward to this. My wife is on the cusp of it and things get a bit heated at times before easing off for a few weeks, sometimes months. Dreading the more difficult times going on for longer.
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Post by skalpadda on Jun 17, 2022 23:09:52 GMT
I found a hair growing out of my ear the other day. Pretty long, might have been there for a while. I'm generally fine with getting older but fuck, that's something I associate with ancient people. It's almost time.
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Post by Chopsen on Jun 17, 2022 23:35:26 GMT
I have to confess, I am not looking forward to this. My wife is on the cusp of it and things get a bit heated at times before easing off for a few weeks, sometimes months. Dreading the more difficult times going on for longer. "This bloke I know on the internet suggested you try HRT after I mentioned how much of a pain in the arse you are. Do you want to book an appointment with your GP or shall I do it for you?"
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Post by khanivor on Jun 18, 2022 0:50:05 GMT
I found a hair growing out of my ear the other day. Pretty long, might have been there for a while. I'm generally fine with getting older but fuck, that's something I associate with ancient people. It's almost time.Just the one? “If you age it, they will come” A great thing about getting older; ‘plucking one’s ears before going out to see a lady’ Gave up on the shoulders and upper arms a while ago. Where those twisty wires come from? And why do nose hairs grow at 5-10 times the rate of any others? Trim away over day, the next there’s one practically stabbing down from the nostril into your lip
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Post by Danno on Jun 18, 2022 1:00:47 GMT
I have to confess, I am not looking forward to this. My wife is on the cusp of it and things get a bit heated at times before easing off for a few weeks, sometimes months. Dreading the more difficult times going on for longer. Have you had a conversation about it? It probably won't help the heated bits be less heated at the time, but it might help reduce the post-angry-frosty period, because you'll have (if warranted) a ... i dunno, there's a decent point in here somewhere, I think, but I'm too tired to elucidate it properly, if at all. Tldr: fucked myself over by failing to communicate too many times. Don't do what Danno didded.
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Post by Lizard on Jun 18, 2022 3:06:03 GMT
The other day one of the twenty-somethings on my team said she thought I was 'about thirty'. I think I love her.
I also got IDed twice last week. Long may this continue.
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Post by trafford on Jun 18, 2022 5:24:53 GMT
I've been told on a couple of occasions recently that I really don't look 50. I guess I'm lucky, and that the place that I work I'm probably average age in a workforce of about 150 mostly males. Sadly, when it comes to chit chat on breaks, I seem to have more in common with the old boys who work a couple of days a week to top up their pension money.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jun 18, 2022 7:03:30 GMT
I've been told on a couple of occasions recently that I really don't look 50. They actually thought you looked 60.
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Post by cubby on Jun 18, 2022 7:12:36 GMT
When this gets your goat. Bloody youths! .... Who have used the bin rather than litter, but come on guys.
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Post by dmukgr on Jun 18, 2022 7:14:39 GMT
I've been told on a couple of occasions recently that I really don't look 50. They actually thought you looked 60. This is my issue.
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Post by scanline on Jun 18, 2022 8:37:53 GMT
I found a hair growing out of my ear the other day. Pretty long, might have been there for a while. I'm generally fine with getting older but fuck, that's something I associate with ancient people. It's almost time.Oh for a single ear hair. I've got a Jack the Ripper style box of tweezer tools that are used most nights whilst watching TV as I play whack-a-mole with the blighters.
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Post by Fake_Blood on Jun 18, 2022 9:04:53 GMT
Besides the lack or excess of hair, sounds to me like most problems ITT stem from you guys fucking up and getting a wife and kids.
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