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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Mar 5, 2023 13:53:27 GMT
I eat toast about twice a year and that's only because it comes with a fry up.
Bread is shit. Why make it worse by drying it out? Only to slather on a layer of animal fat to make it edible.
Fuck toast.
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Post by dfunked on Mar 5, 2023 16:12:48 GMT
Nah. Toast is lovely stuff when slathered with proper butter.
One of the best things about spring is that your butter isn't constantly in a state where rips toast to shreds when you try to spread it.
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Post by sport✅ on Mar 5, 2023 16:22:10 GMT
Nah. Toast is lovely stuff when slathered with proper butter. One of the best things about spring is that your butter isn't constantly in a state where rips toast to shreds when you try to spread it. Didn't you hear user Load?? He hates toast. HATES IT!! |
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Post by zagibu on Mar 5, 2023 21:12:42 GMT
dfunked Ever tried a french butter keeper? Most of them are round, but I've also seen some that let you mash a regular stick of butter into it. Pretty good solution in my opinion, just have to keep it in a cabinet somewhere, so that it doesn't get too warm and melts down into the water.
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Post by dfunked on Mar 5, 2023 21:20:45 GMT
Can't say I've heard of those. I'll have to have a gander!
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 9, 2023 15:23:13 GMT
A local bakery here (since closed down) made the nicest grinder bread (white, crusty, L shaped)
I used to get a loaf, cut it in half (making two skinnier Ls) toast it, butter it and eat it in one go. Two giant slices l.
It was absolute heaven. If I ever see that bread again I would walk through fire to buy it. Just to go back to my childhood again, and happier times
Just to go back to my childhood and happier times
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Post by cubby on Mar 9, 2023 15:39:38 GMT
Grinder... bread?
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Post by EMarkM on Mar 9, 2023 15:51:02 GMT
I know I don’t eat bread anymore, but I’m way out of my depth here: what the damnedy heck is grinder bread?
And why is it L-shaped?
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Post by mrpon on Mar 9, 2023 15:54:01 GMT
Just googled, looks like a sofa!
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 9, 2023 15:55:28 GMT
Behold! Ours was more L-shaped.  |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 9, 2023 15:57:27 GMT
Just googled, looks like a sofa! it tasted like a sofa an angel made. Out of bread for some reason. Amazing |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 9, 2023 15:57:51 GMT
You've always doubted me Cubby, even in the womb |
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Post by EMarkM on Mar 9, 2023 16:04:13 GMT
Well, on the plus side, that’s a proper butter knife. I have two, inherited from my parents.
I remember hearing that the definition of a true gentleman is one who uses a proper butter knife, even when alone.
I always do.
M’lady.
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Post by dogbot on Mar 9, 2023 16:07:56 GMT
Just googled, looks like a sofa! it tasted like a sofa I have questions... |
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Post by mrpon on Mar 9, 2023 16:16:31 GMT
Looks billowy and pillowy.
Approved.
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Post by 😎 on Mar 9, 2023 16:19:01 GMT
This sort of talk belongs in my failed bread thread.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 9, 2023 16:30:40 GMT
An AI couldn't make bread like that!
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 9, 2023 16:33:18 GMT
Looks billowy and pillowy. Approved. You're on the list. The good list. The bread got quite doughy when toasted, and so had all the varieties of textures and densities a person would want in a slice of toast. It cannot be topped. |
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Post by robthehermit on Mar 9, 2023 16:34:07 GMT
It's a special recipe for the LGBTQ community. |
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Post by cubby on Mar 9, 2023 16:39:27 GMT
You've always doubted me Cubby, even in the womb Well that hole didn't look large enough to go through. I'm glad you went first. |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 9, 2023 16:43:59 GMT
That's why my head's shaped like a cone
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Post by Bill in the rain on Mar 10, 2023 4:31:22 GMT
Head like a hole/cone, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Now I understand the lyrics!
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Post by hedben on Mar 10, 2023 9:35:00 GMT
My toaster mysteriously fixed itself, so now it's back to being just stupidly designed rather than completely useless. Great to see we're still talking about toast in the AI thread. Might start a toast thread for next time I have something to say about AI.
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Post by dogbot on Mar 10, 2023 9:55:39 GMT
Oh, that reminds me hedben. I checked our four slice and you can engage either side without the other. Sorry. |
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Post by hedben on Mar 10, 2023 10:46:27 GMT
dogbot yeah yours is a Daewoo isn’t it- definitely getting one of those next, Breville can do one edit- wait I checked and that was cubby not you, what’s yours??
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Post by dogbot on Mar 10, 2023 10:56:45 GMT
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Post by Fake_Blood on Mar 10, 2023 11:08:57 GMT
Looks like two toasters taped together.
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Post by dogbot on Mar 10, 2023 11:18:24 GMT
It fitted the counters in the old kitchen and it works really well.
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Post by Leolian'sBro on Mar 10, 2023 11:20:03 GMT
This is now officially the Brave Little Toaster thread ☺️
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Post by dogbot on Mar 10, 2023 11:23:43 GMT
"ChatGPT, tell me about toasters..."
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