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Post by X201 on May 9, 2023 19:14:45 GMT
Norway channelling Xena Warrior Princess
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 9, 2023 19:43:07 GMT
Croatia.
Big on visuals, less so on the melody.
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Post by Whizzo on May 9, 2023 19:44:27 GMT
Croatia easily my favourite so far, that's pure Eurovision.
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Post by X201 on May 9, 2023 19:44:59 GMT
It was to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 9, 2023 19:47:44 GMT
Blimey Israel.
Easy on the eye.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 9, 2023 19:49:20 GMT
This will be a finalist.
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Post by Whizzo on May 9, 2023 19:49:23 GMT
Well, um, I don't think there's any chance Israel doesn't qualify. Purely from the performance obviously.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 9, 2023 19:53:10 GMT
Midget with a flute.
Always a vote winner.
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Post by X201 on May 9, 2023 19:53:27 GMT
Miss Israel was certainly impressive. When does the swimwear round start?
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Post by X201 on May 9, 2023 19:54:30 GMT
There’s a kind of Shogun meets Game of Thrones aesthetic to Moldova
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Post by Whizzo on May 9, 2023 19:54:44 GMT
You can't have more of a Eurovision change than going from a sexy Israeli singer to a bearded Moldovan with a dwarf "playing" a recorder.
It's not a bad song though.
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Post by Whizzo on May 9, 2023 20:06:44 GMT
Azerbaijan twins clearly big fans of Sixpence None the Richer.
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Post by X201 on May 9, 2023 20:10:20 GMT
Anyway, thanks for coming Czechia
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Post by X201 on May 9, 2023 20:31:23 GMT
Now for the truly mental part. The voting
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on May 9, 2023 20:52:38 GMT
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Post by simple on May 9, 2023 20:56:51 GMT
I’m just watching on catch up now. Is this Serbia entry Paul Atreides from the Dune musical?
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Post by askew on May 9, 2023 20:59:15 GMT
Fact of the night: France can make their boobs jiggle
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Post by X201 on May 9, 2023 21:03:30 GMT
Shocks incoming.
Prepare yourself Sweden
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Post by Whizzo on May 9, 2023 21:03:59 GMT
Croatia easily my favourite so far, that's pure Eurovision. Hurrah! |
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Post by X201 on May 9, 2023 21:06:17 GMT
Miss Israel through.
Whizzo happy
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Post by Whizzo on May 9, 2023 21:11:21 GMT
Not a bad bunch of qualifiers but surprised Serbia got through, he'll have to crank up his vocals a bit in the final.
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Post by simple on May 9, 2023 21:49:01 GMT
This Czech entry feels like one of those ones you sometimes get from Eastern Europe that you can never be 100% aren’t about ethnic purity in some way
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Post by X201 on May 9, 2023 22:00:29 GMT
Yep, it’s got a touch of The Stepford Wives about it.
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Post by simple on May 9, 2023 22:22:22 GMT
Azerbaijan twins clearly big fans of Sixpence None the Richer. I think we know where Simon Parnaby was holidaying about 20 years ago too  |
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Post by Vortex on May 10, 2023 11:46:01 GMT
Simon and garfunkel: the return
Or rather, garfunkel and garfunkel: the entwinninging
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Post by X201 on May 11, 2023 19:18:05 GMT
Is anyone else a bit disturbed by Romanian bloke?
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Post by Whizzo on May 11, 2023 19:21:42 GMT
I doubt we'll be seeing Romania or Denmark again after tonight.
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Post by atomix on May 11, 2023 19:24:05 GMT
Even the crowd didn't care about Romania. They normally cheer anything.
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Post by Whizzo on May 11, 2023 19:24:13 GMT
Is anyone else a bit disturbed by Romanian bloke?
Yeah nothing odd about those lyrics.
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Post by X201 on May 11, 2023 19:25:54 GMT
Glad I hadn’t got subtitles on
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