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Post by X201 on May 10, 2022 19:11:23 GMT
Loathe the hosts within 10 seconds of them opening their mouths: check
Situation normal, here we go again
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Post by X201 on May 10, 2022 19:18:20 GMT
If ever Russia needed a valid case for invading Latvia…
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on May 10, 2022 19:27:31 GMT
Yet another song about a dog called Keith
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Post by H-alphaFox on May 10, 2022 19:29:41 GMT
The Latvian Wiggles. Hope they make it to final.
Shame that Swiss guy wasn't Tom Waits as that would of bordered on being good if he was.
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Post by X201 on May 10, 2022 19:32:00 GMT
Shame that Swiss guy wasn't Tom Waits as that would of bordered on being good if he was. Uep, a definite dark horse song if the execution is spot on.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 10, 2022 19:36:02 GMT
Ukraine man has some flow.
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Post by H-alphaFox on May 10, 2022 19:37:29 GMT
Bit crap though, going to win but so might as well just call it now.
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Post by X201 on May 10, 2022 19:41:32 GMT
Bulgarian version of The Travelling Wilburys
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Post by H-alphaFox on May 10, 2022 19:46:33 GMT
BOOOO! Netherlands, BOO!
Neither delightful or quirky.
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Post by X201 on May 10, 2022 19:47:51 GMT
Anyway Netherlands, thanks for turning up
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Post by X201 on May 10, 2022 19:49:55 GMT
Moldova bringing the classic Eurovision 😁
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Post by H-alphaFox on May 10, 2022 19:51:37 GMT
Yep, please make final. They probably will too by default.
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Post by H-alphaFox on May 10, 2022 20:11:59 GMT
Don't mind the Austrian one, then again I am drinking box wine from a baby Yoda coffee mug.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 10, 2022 20:17:22 GMT
I really want to get tickets to Eurovision. I'm fascinated by it every year.
It's like a really gentle acid trip.
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Post by brainbird on May 10, 2022 20:20:34 GMT
Acid trip is exactly what I thought during the Icelandic trio.
Tonight was a little bit boring to be honest.
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Post by X201 on May 10, 2022 20:22:47 GMT
The winter nights are long in Norway
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Post by H-alphaFox on May 10, 2022 20:22:57 GMT
Sold on Norway!
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Post by brainbird on May 10, 2022 20:23:30 GMT
Aldi Simpsons.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 10, 2022 20:25:43 GMT
I've yet to see anyone top Polands milkmaids from years ago but I live in hope.
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Post by H-alphaFox on May 10, 2022 20:29:46 GMT
What are the actual requirements for a singer, I mean Australia couldn't just put Kylie in could they?
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Post by X201 on May 10, 2022 20:30:04 GMT
Now the best bit, the mental voting
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Post by X201 on May 10, 2022 20:30:52 GMT
What are the actual requirements for a singer, I mean Australia couldn't just put Kylie in could they? I think they could. I think all the rules cover the song
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Post by brainbird on May 10, 2022 20:38:55 GMT
UK pulled out the big guns (or thought they would) when they sent Humperdink Somethingfunk and Bonnie Tyler a couple of years ago. It didn't end well. Switzerland made everyone hate them (even more) when they sent DJ motherfucking Bobo.
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Post by boo on May 14, 2022 16:50:57 GMT
It's back. It's still terrible/political/cheesy. But we love it.
Ok, Ukraine are going to walk it, but who's coming second? Will the UK score any points?
All this, plus the (second) best sarcastic commentary (clearly the best is in this thread) from Mr Norton.
Clock's ticking...
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Post by cubby on May 14, 2022 17:01:11 GMT
This talk of the UK having a good chance this time just feels like setting us up for a big disappointment.
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Post by H-alphaFox on May 14, 2022 17:13:09 GMT
The biggest question is will I make it to the end, I normally don´t but to be fair I pretty much fall asleep in front of the telly every night.
We have to watch on youtube so no Mr Norton sadly. Popcorn will be used as a bribe to the kids to watch, plus it´s tasty.
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Post by Chopsen on May 14, 2022 17:47:04 GMT
Did the song about vegan cunnilingus make the final?
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Post by cubby on May 14, 2022 17:53:49 GMT
Yup, Latvia's Eat Your Salad made the final.
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Post by H-alphaFox on May 14, 2022 17:59:12 GMT
Boo, nil points
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Post by simple on May 14, 2022 19:00:14 GMT
Got my snacks ready
LETS FUCKING GO
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