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Post by wunty on Sept 24, 2024 8:36:06 GMT
I'm on the bus, and have just been drawn into a random woman's video call because I'm 'handsome' and she wanted to show her friends. TBF her English was pretty bad, so she may think 'handsome' means 'mutant' or 'freak'. Talk about an invasion of privacy. I wonder if it would have been as acceptable if it was the other way around.
I'm only jealous of course. If it had been me it very much would have been for the latter reason.
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Post by Aunty Treats on Sept 24, 2024 9:23:49 GMT
Just wear sleeveless tops so they can see your big rowing arms. They'll all be wanting video calls with you
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Post by mrpon on Sept 24, 2024 9:25:42 GMT
Maybe she had a filter on?  |
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Post by wunty on Sept 24, 2024 9:34:34 GMT
Just wear sleeveless tops so they can see your big rowing arms. They'll all be wanting video calls with you It's a leg sport. My arms are like strawberry laces. |
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Post by Aunty Treats on Sept 24, 2024 9:53:21 GMT
Oh right, like Flintstones cars
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Post by wunty on Sept 24, 2024 9:54:13 GMT
Exactly
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Post by Aunty Treats on Sept 24, 2024 9:56:32 GMT
I guess the oars are just for show
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Post by Aunty Treats on Sept 24, 2024 9:58:16 GMT
Anyway, you'll be wanting a pair of these then  |
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Post by wunty on Sept 24, 2024 10:25:00 GMT
Where's his bellybutton?
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Post by Aunty Treats on Sept 24, 2024 10:31:31 GMT
With shorts like that, you don't need a bellybutton
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 24, 2024 10:47:01 GMT
I reckon you could Frankenstein together a Sexiest Man Alive contender by choosing the cream of the FG crop:
Lizard's handsome face Wunty's muscular legs Nano's luscious head of hair Ape's massive penis
We just need a torso and a pair of arms - anyone been to the gym recently?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 24, 2024 10:48:13 GMT
Stop. I've already come too much today.
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 24, 2024 10:49:20 GMT
THERE'S NO SUCH THING, JAMBO.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 24, 2024 10:50:28 GMT
Challenge accepted.
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Post by wunty on Sept 24, 2024 11:04:52 GMT
I reckon you could Frankenstein together a Sexiest Man Alive contender by choosing the cream of the FG crop:
Lizard's handsome face Wunty's muscular legs Nano's luscious head of hair Ape's massive penis
We just need a torso and a pair of arms - anyone been to the gym recently?
Behold! I call him Wuzarnanape. Granted the lack of torso and arms may be an issue. Essentially he's a face with hair stomping about on a big pair of legs dragging his penis behind him. Like some kind of organic AT-ST. With a penis. |
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Post by Lizard on Sept 24, 2024 11:47:56 GMT
I reckon you could Frankenstein together a Sexiest Man Alive contender by choosing the cream of the FG crop:
Lizard's handsome face Wunty's muscular legs Nano's luscious head of hair Ape's massive penis
We just need a torso and a pair of arms - anyone been to the gym recently?
Behold! I call him Wuzarnanape. Granted the lack of torso and arms may be an issue. Essentially he's a face with hair stomping about on a big pair of legs dragging his penis behind him. Like some kind of organic AT-ST. With a penis. Woman won't be able to resist him, even with the Dorito dust coating. |
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Post by zisssou on Sept 24, 2024 13:09:09 GMT
My parents are clearing out the spare room at theirs and just dropped off nearly 7 years worth of Kerrang magazines. And there’s a near complete set of the original Official Playstation Magazine too. There’s got to be an auction market for the OPMs now early 3d is the current retro wave. I think I know where all the demo discs are too. They go for about a £5 each, so make sure you get a good price! Demo discs too depending on what it is £££. |
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Post by Aunty Treats on Sept 24, 2024 15:12:30 GMT
Opened my music app today to discover there's a new Nick Cave album
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Post by Aunty Treats on Sept 24, 2024 15:36:37 GMT
And I've got some raspberries to eat
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Post by mrpon on Sept 24, 2024 15:46:32 GMT
Look out for bad seeds.
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Post by Aunty Treats on Sept 24, 2024 15:48:54 GMT
That was really good
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 24, 2024 16:51:04 GMT
Wot's been going on in here
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Post by rftp on Sept 25, 2024 9:42:05 GMT
The usual, really.
In positive (sort of) news, I appear to have won a free Dyson. Disclaimer: I know, Dysons are shite. I didn't choose it.
Anyway, old V10 still in warranty but constantly blocking. Called them, went through troubleshooting, they seemed bored and decided it's a suction issue (no shit), so said they'd replace it with a newer, top of the range (?) V11. Ok. "Please box up the old broken one and the courier will collect it. They won't deliver the new one without the old one...".
Courier comes, refuses to take the old one, leaves the new one. Oh well.
Fwiw, I don't believe the old one is *broken*, it's just a shit design.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Sept 25, 2024 9:59:44 GMT
Shark > Dyson
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Post by mrpon on Sept 25, 2024 12:56:05 GMT
I think they know this based on the exclusions list on their repair page: Uprights: DC01, DC03, DC04, DC07, DC14, DC15, DC18, DC24, DC25, DC27, DC33 Handhelds: DC16, DC30, DC31, DC34, DC43 Handheld, DC56 Cordless: DC35, DC44, DC45 Cylinders: DC02, DC05, DC08, DC08T, DC11, DC20, DC21, DC22, DC23 Motorhead, DC26, DC26 City, DC38 Shocking really. |
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Post by Dougs on Sept 25, 2024 12:59:01 GMT
Wow. That's impressive
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Post by rftp on Sept 25, 2024 13:46:59 GMT
Blimey. I am unsurprised.
Still, free is free, even if it's exactly the same shit design.
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Post by Zomoniac on Sept 25, 2024 14:09:27 GMT
I think they know this based on the exclusions list on their repair page: Uprights: DC01, DC03, DC04, DC07, DC14, DC15, DC18, DC24, DC25, DC27, DC33 Handhelds: DC16, DC30, DC31, DC34, DC43 Handheld, DC56 Cordless: DC35, DC44, DC45 Cylinders: DC02, DC05, DC08, DC08T, DC11, DC20, DC21, DC22, DC23 Motorhead, DC26, DC26 City, DC38 Shocking really. That just looks like they EOL stuff a decade after release, all that list is over 10 years old. |
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Post by cubby on Sept 25, 2024 14:39:23 GMT
Who did Dyson suck off with one of his vacs to get #1 vacuum in all those consumer reviews over the years?
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Post by rftp on Sept 25, 2024 14:44:50 GMT
I feel like if he'd used one of their machines, they'd be like #14, not #1.
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