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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2022 14:37:02 GMT
The robes are good for hiding the erections.
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Post by askew on Mar 9, 2022 14:47:24 GMT
Got a good head of hair, our Ewan
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Post by KD on Mar 9, 2022 14:49:58 GMT
I hope it's just 8 hours of him peering over sand dunes spying on preteen Luke like a sex offender.  |
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Post by beastmaster on Mar 9, 2022 14:56:14 GMT
Guarantee the trailer with finishing by fading to black and then we'll get Vader's breathing and then maybe one quick glimpse of them in a lightsaber battle. Will get those fanbois pods racing.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2022 15:16:53 GMT
I hope it's just 8 hours of him peering over sand dunes spying on preteen Luke like a sex offender. Looks like the shower cubicle after bantha ball practice. |
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Post by Lukus on Mar 9, 2022 15:40:41 GMT
That's not a wall he's gripping
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Post by britesparc on Mar 9, 2022 15:54:24 GMT
How does McGregor look exactly the same age he did in 2005? I've aged 37 years since then.
I made a joke to my wife that if they did enough seasons of this show he'd eventually turn into Alec Guinness. But they'd have to keep it on the air until 2055 or some shit.
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Post by Reviewer on Mar 9, 2022 18:58:17 GMT
Trailer
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Post by Red_Bool on Mar 9, 2022 19:02:08 GMT
Trailer made it a lot more interesting. Was expecting more sand, not inquisitors  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2022 19:03:11 GMT
That looks pretty great, I'm in.
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Post by britesparc on Mar 9, 2022 19:21:27 GMT
I hope it's just 8 hours of him peering over sand dunes spying on preteen Luke like a sex offender.   |
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Post by nexus6 on Mar 9, 2022 20:30:40 GMT
I am Wan excited boy after that lovely trailer
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2022 20:33:42 GMT
Yeah looks a lot better than I was expecting.
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Post by mrpon on Mar 9, 2022 20:38:04 GMT
Nice to see Pinhead got his pins removed
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Post by dogbot on Mar 9, 2022 20:40:02 GMT
There is - predictably - a LOT of fanboy complaining about what the live action versions of how some previously worked cartoon characters look. Yawn.
But the trailer is better than I expected, too.
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Post by Leolian'sBro on Mar 9, 2022 20:41:03 GMT
I totally forgot Joel Egerton was a thing in this.
After The Green Knight, this has me extra-ready. Tatooine: so hot right now.
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Post by 😎 on Mar 9, 2022 20:44:37 GMT
I did get mild goosebumps at Duel of the Fates
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Post by Lukus on Mar 9, 2022 21:50:37 GMT
This looks great. Sincerely.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Mar 10, 2022 4:26:06 GMT
Guarantee the trailer with finishing by fading to black and then we'll get Vader's breathing and then maybe one quick glimpse of them in a lightsaber battle. Will get those fanbois pods racing. Check. I hope it's just 8 hours of him peering over sand dunes spying on preteen Luke like a sex offender. Check. It looked ok. It's amazing how even after all these times, and the prequels mostly sucking, they just need to show the lucasfilm logo and start playing a few bars of the tune to get my heart racing. Inquisitors could be cool, but the lead inquisitor looked like a cheap Star Trek alien. Hope the whole thing isn't just Obi trying not to fight. I still don't get how they can put obiwan and vader in the same series though, without seriously diluting the original movies. Governor Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now. Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the Force. He might have missed our weekly bout for the past few weeks, but I think he just had flu. The Force is good against flu. |
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Post by aubergine on Mar 10, 2022 5:21:24 GMT
I don’t see how we are supposed to care about these named-character filler-content stories with no dramatic question. “The Empire is hunting down Jedi. Will Obi-Wan survive?!” Yes. Yes he will.
I think this is one of the reason The Mandalorian works so well. There’s the possibility of stakes. There’s no stakes in shit like Solo, Obi-Wan or whatever else kind of “remember this?” poop is about to slide out of the Disney chute.
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Post by britesparc on Mar 10, 2022 9:17:43 GMT
I dunno, most action movies you're fairly confident the hero is going to come out of it okay. I think this could be a great character study. How does Kenobi pick himself up after such a huge loss? I'm not really worried about whether he'll win a fight or not.
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Post by beastmaster on Mar 10, 2022 9:22:21 GMT
Will probably find out why Owen becomes so openly hostile towards Obi-Wan. A few great lightsaber fights. Think we'll get Vader vs Obi-Wan. There's certainly plenty of scope for some great drama.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2022 9:25:31 GMT
I'm guessing he fucks Aunt Beru. Or Luke.
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Post by snackplissken on Mar 10, 2022 9:29:15 GMT
It'll be a great character study for how his lightsaber abilities completely dwindle when he meets Vader on the Death Star.
I think I'm just going in from the perspective of it's just a bit of fun fluff. It's about time they stopped the original trilogy stories as it's been done to death. It's as bad as Terminator, Alien franchise for squeezing in utter nonsense narratives.
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Post by britesparc on Mar 10, 2022 11:33:23 GMT
I have to say, and people will probably hate this idea, but I'd love to see some stories set around the prequels. Not the "High Republic" era, but stuff where you could shoehorn in a Mace Windo cameo or something.
HAVING SAID THAT... do a story about Dooku, back when he was a Jedi Knight, with a teenage Qui-Gon as his padawan... that'd be awesome.
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Post by snackplissken on Mar 10, 2022 12:15:24 GMT
I want a lawyer sitcom type show with Jar Jar Binks.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2022 12:24:52 GMT
Ally McBinks
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Post by britesparc on Mar 10, 2022 13:59:37 GMT
Captain Tarpals moves to Coruscant to pursue his dream of being a high-class pastry chef. After the fall of the Republic, he gets a lucrative contract supplying sweet treats to major Empire parties. It's hard being a Gungan in the big city, especially with a fascistic new order that looks down on weird-talking fish-people, but Tarpals is finally moving up in the world.
Then there's a knock on the door of his swanky apartment. It's Jar Jar! Down on his luck after being ousted from the Senate, shunned by the Empire for being an idiot, blamed by everyone else for giving Palpatine emergency powers in the first place. Tarpals is forced to take him in, but can he still make it as a fancy artisanal baker with this gormless bellend tagging along?
Comedy hijinks ensue in "Bombad Roommates"!
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Post by beastmaster on Mar 10, 2022 23:33:58 GMT
We’re getting Vader. Super badass Vader by all accounts.  |
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Post by mrpon on Mar 11, 2022 6:50:30 GMT
Tonight Matthew...
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