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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 5, 2022 13:29:58 GMT
You've got the same collection? Not got Fluttershy or Applejack yet
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Post by geefe on Oct 5, 2022 14:24:04 GMT
This whole situation reminds me of Fight Test by The Flaming Lips. Flicking back through the thread but I defo think you're the one for me. Call me babe.
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Post by geefe on Oct 5, 2022 14:26:19 GMT
I'll sort of be "dating" again soon. Maybe I'll have something to share. I mean, I've got some horror stories.
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Post by cubby on Oct 5, 2022 14:27:17 GMT
Careful not to flick too hard geefe.
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Post by jeepers on Oct 5, 2022 17:05:59 GMT
I'll sort of be "dating" again soon. Maybe I'll have something to share. I mean, I've got some horror stories. Just be sure to respond to everything your date says by asking for a link that summarises the main points.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 5, 2022 18:21:37 GMT
I'll sort of be "dating" again soon. Maybe I'll have something to share. I mean, I've got some horror stories. Did you split up with your missus?
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Post by elstoof on Oct 5, 2022 18:46:26 GMT
No, he’s just in the market for a side piece
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 5, 2022 18:49:17 GMT
Well I'm on the online dating apps as of yesterday and, man, it's depressing.
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Post by geefe on Oct 5, 2022 19:52:27 GMT
I'll sort of be "dating" again soon. Maybe I'll have something to share. I mean, I've got some horror stories. Did you split up with your missus? Haha. It's the softest of soft break ups. We've had "the talk" a few times - usually instigated by me. It's difficult because, unlike exes, there's no loathing there. I just know that we're both on different paths. She may want kids and a big house with a joint mortgage. I want none of those. So she moved out earlier this year and bought her own place. It's not been a proper relationship for a while but lockdown was really unhelpful.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 5, 2022 20:59:01 GMT
Did you split up with your missus? Haha. It's the softest of soft break ups. We've had "the talk" a few times - usually instigated by me. It's difficult because, unlike exes, there's no loathing there. I just know that we're both on different paths. She may want kids and a big house with a joint mortgage. I want none of those. So she moved out earlier this year and bought her own place. It's not been a proper relationship for a while but lockdown was really unhelpful. Ahh, that's shit. Hope you both find what you're looking for.
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Post by RumMonkey on Oct 5, 2022 21:01:31 GMT
A film they could enjoy together.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Oct 5, 2022 21:51:00 GMT
Alien 3
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 5, 2022 22:23:45 GMT
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 5, 2022 22:31:33 GMT
I hear The Phantom Menace has its uses in situations like this.
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Post by Danno on Oct 6, 2022 0:47:22 GMT
Jaws.
Now Decks won't ban us.
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Post by Lizard on Oct 6, 2022 0:51:58 GMT
I hear The Phantom Menace has its uses in situations like this. Still working.
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Post by geefe on Oct 6, 2022 10:25:00 GMT
A film they could enjoy together. I'll say this - one of us enjoyed Everything Everywhere more than the other.
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Post by geefe on Oct 6, 2022 10:27:13 GMT
Haha. It's the softest of soft break ups. We've had "the talk" a few times - usually instigated by me. It's difficult because, unlike exes, there's no loathing there. I just know that we're both on different paths. She may want kids and a big house with a joint mortgage. I want none of those. So she moved out earlier this year and bought her own place. It's not been a proper relationship for a while but lockdown was really unhelpful. Ahh, that's shit. Hope you both find what you're looking for. Tbf I mentally checked out ages ago when it was clear that she was still "unsure" about kids vs my "I would rather have a disease" stance. She gets it now but we had a "as long as you're open to the idea" period. She's nearly 30 and that clock is ticking.
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Post by dfunked on Oct 6, 2022 10:27:20 GMT
You either really love sausage fingers or you don't...
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 6, 2022 10:44:27 GMT
You either really love sausage fingers or you don't... ...deep.
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Post by Lukus on Oct 6, 2022 11:06:56 GMT
It's a shame, it sounds like you would be a great father
/Insincere Dave
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Post by Honk If You're Horny? on Oct 6, 2022 12:40:59 GMT
You either really love sausage fingers or you don't... ...deep. Inappropriate to talk about finger banging his ex.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 6, 2022 14:18:19 GMT
Ok, I haven't used tinder in quite a while but has it always been full of people who start off a chat with "hey"?
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Post by geefe on Oct 6, 2022 14:32:12 GMT
Ok, I haven't used tinder in quite a while but has it always been full of people who start off a chat with "hey"? One would assume it's spam or phishing if they're doing that
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 6, 2022 14:36:32 GMT
They're all real people as far as I can tell, but the conversation has been pretty dry.
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Post by cubby on Oct 6, 2022 14:46:16 GMT
Hey
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Post by dfunked on Oct 6, 2022 14:47:51 GMT
Sorry friend. Not moist enough for me.
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Post by Danno on Oct 6, 2022 15:06:30 GMT
Sorry friend. Not moist enough for me. Hhhhhhhhhhey /slurp
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Post by Lukus on Oct 6, 2022 15:09:59 GMT
Stealth 'I get messages' post
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Post by cubby on Oct 6, 2022 15:10:30 GMT
You can stick a sprinkler in me, cos I'm gushing.
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