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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 29, 2022 15:00:09 GMT
he asked her if she and I were together, to which she said yes; he then said she should ditch me and go for a drink with him. Wtf Dickheads say this all the time though. They really do, the end of the day she's with Goat not with the short fugly dude who desperately keeps hitting on her. Obviously if it veers into severe harassment then yeah that's a different story.
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Post by Psiloc on Sept 29, 2022 15:02:17 GMT
Is she really ‘smoking hot’ if short fugly guys think they have a chance with her? Has your love blinded you goat? You date one short fugly guy and they all think they have a chance. Or maybe that's her type. oof
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Post by cubby on Sept 29, 2022 15:07:20 GMT
Yeah brutal take spooky.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2022 15:08:49 GMT
Have you personally seen guys hit on her or is this her telling you they have? I've seen it happen (funnily enough the last time was in Marrakech when we were sat at the bar together), and she shows me her DMs sometimes when she gets fucked off with it.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2022 15:09:18 GMT
To be clear, I'm tall and fugly.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 29, 2022 15:09:23 GMT
Is she really ‘smoking hot’ if short fugly guys think they have a chance with her? Has your love blinded you goat? You date one short fugly guy and they all think they have a chance. Or maybe that's her type. Shit better call the police for all those shots fired.
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Post by puddleduck on Sept 29, 2022 15:27:08 GMT
As long as she doesn't invite him to a family wedding as a friend, should all be fine.
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Post by 😎 on Sept 29, 2022 15:57:33 GMT
Haaaang on, aren’t you the guy who was trying to say cheating on someone with a work colleague was ok back on EG?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2022 16:22:42 GMT
I don't think I ever said it was OK [EDIT: it's categorically not OK], but I had a weird relationship with a colleague in the past. Nothing ever happened, it was all smoke without fire, but there were a lot of strong feelings and we both wound up leaving the place we worked to get away from eachother.
Unsurprisingly, my marriage didn't last the pandemic.
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Post by jeepers on Sept 29, 2022 16:59:02 GMT
I don't think I ever said it was OK [EDIT: it's categorically not OK], but I had a weird relationship with a colleague in the past. Nothing ever happened, it was all smoke without fire, but there were a lot of strong feelings and we both wound up leaving the place we worked to get away from eachother. Unsurprisingly, my marriage didn't last the pandemic. There’s a lot of redundancy in that plan; couldn’t one of you have left? Or was it mandated by the court order?
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Post by Honk If You're Horny? on Sept 29, 2022 17:04:18 GMT
Burkha and niqab is the obvious solution.
For you both.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2022 17:13:15 GMT
I don't think I ever said it was OK [EDIT: it's categorically not OK], but I had a weird relationship with a colleague in the past. Nothing ever happened, it was all smoke without fire, but there were a lot of strong feelings and we both wound up leaving the place we worked to get away from eachother. Unsurprisingly, my marriage didn't last the pandemic. There’s a lot of redundancy in that plan; couldn’t one of you have left? Or was it mandated by the court order? 😅 Fair to say we were both dickheads.
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Post by Honk If You're Horny? on Sept 29, 2022 17:20:44 GMT
Burkha and niqab is the obvious solution. For you both. The follow up is you all go out for work drinks. Slip him a note to meet you in the disabled toilet. He will of course assume its your fiancee but after the hand job you make the grand reveal! It was you all along. Jokes on him!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2022 17:28:06 GMT
Could get awkward when he tries to cum on my face
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 29, 2022 17:33:27 GMT
Could get awkward when he tries to cum on my face
Not necessarily - just save the big reveal until he's past the point of no return. That'll teach 'im!
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Post by dogbot on Sept 29, 2022 17:41:55 GMT
Could get awkward when he tries to cum on my face Drill a hole between the booths. It could be glorious.
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Post by quadfather on Sept 29, 2022 18:07:21 GMT
Christ almighty
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Post by RumMonkey on Sept 29, 2022 18:10:06 GMT
Always goes back to someone getting wanked off in this thread. The ghost of wunty is looking down with pride.
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Post by dogbot on Sept 29, 2022 19:20:47 GMT
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Post by Lizard on Sept 29, 2022 23:30:09 GMT
Ten quid says this turns out as a three-way marriage.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Oct 4, 2022 20:15:39 GMT
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Post by retro74 on Oct 4, 2022 20:20:37 GMT
I saw that earlier and nearly replied “I’d like that” to the thread
Sound awesome
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Post by retro74 on Oct 4, 2022 20:21:13 GMT
I wonder if it was Michael Owen’s daughter?
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Post by alcachofa on Oct 5, 2022 9:22:40 GMT
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Post by KD on Oct 5, 2022 9:59:38 GMT
Perhaps the only acceptable pony play image I can find.
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Post by cubby on Oct 5, 2022 12:28:21 GMT
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 5, 2022 12:37:14 GMT
Wow
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Post by mrpon on Oct 5, 2022 13:18:26 GMT
You've got the same collection?
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Post by dfunked on Oct 5, 2022 13:20:13 GMT
And the same fringe too.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 5, 2022 13:26:52 GMT
Cubby looks like I've always imagined him. Sweaty.
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