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Post by wunty on Jan 27, 2023 15:30:43 GMT
So I probably shouldn't have typed it just then.
Brilliant now I've smegged up a new page. I've fucked this thread up again haven't I.
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 27, 2023 15:31:00 GMT
I was going to say much like Geefe's fingers but thought that was in poor taste. You’ve tasted Geefe’s fingers?
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Post by wunty on Jan 27, 2023 15:32:40 GMT
He's never asked to be honest.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 15:32:40 GMT
I can't believe geefe was an absolute shagger all this time and we didn't even know. What an absolute legend . Shagger McShaggington. Lord of the shags.
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Post by 😎 on Jan 27, 2023 15:34:05 GMT
Who would have thought that “can someone tell me where to put it” would be such a successful chat up line.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 15:34:34 GMT
I guess it makes sense, he doesn't need to know what Google is because it's a waste of his potential shagging time.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 15:38:50 GMT
Bobby from King of the Hill has got game.
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Onny
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Post by Onny on Jan 27, 2023 16:22:20 GMT
I guess it makes sense, he doesn't need to know what Google is because it's a waste of his potential shagging time. Those fingers aren’t meant to be used for mere search terms..
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Onny
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Post by Onny on Jan 27, 2023 16:24:27 GMT
Also what’s the “bewilderingly large number” then? 5?
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Post by geefe on Jan 27, 2023 16:35:21 GMT
Also what’s the “bewilderingly large number” then? 5? Given I'm 5"5 and somewhat bland looking, I have no idea how I've slept with somewhere between 50 and 60 women in my 33 years. Most were quick flings, though or one night stands. No, I don't remember all their names and yes, I do regularly get checked.
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Post by mrpon on Jan 27, 2023 16:36:02 GMT
I was going to say much like Geefe's fingers but thought that was in poor taste. You’ve tasted Geefe’s fingers? fred would be game.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 16:44:43 GMT
Shorter than Tom Cruise, no wonder you hate everything.
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Post by askew on Jan 27, 2023 16:56:34 GMT
That's like, 2 a year
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 16:58:32 GMT
The most unbelievable bit is that he's 33.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 17:02:30 GMT
Is geefe actually Leisure Suit Larry?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 17:03:35 GMT
Also what’s the “bewilderingly large number” then? 5? Given I'm 5"5 and somewhat bland looking, I have no idea how I've slept with somewhere between 50 and 60 women in my 33 years. Most were quick flings, though or one night stands. No, I don't remember all their names and yes, I do regularly get checked. So the possibilities are that Geefe is either Sid the Sexist or Baz from The Fat Slags.
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 27, 2023 17:10:55 GMT
Riddled i d d l e d
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Post by wunty on Jan 27, 2023 17:11:25 GMT
Also what’s the “bewilderingly large number” then? 5? Given I'm 5"5 and somewhat bland looking, I have no idea how I've slept with somewhere between 50 and 60 women in my 33 years. Most were quick flings, though or one night stands. No, I don't remember all their names and yes, I do regularly get checked. Would you recognise any if I showed you my slides of stained glass windows?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 17:18:29 GMT
Wunty’s too shy to ask directly, he would like Jesus’ number, please.
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Post by quadfather on Jan 27, 2023 17:39:20 GMT
60 women at 33? Christ alive, that's a lot.
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Post by cubby on Jan 27, 2023 17:41:31 GMT
If geefe were a woman we all know what he'd get called.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 17:43:12 GMT
If geefe were a woman we all know what he'd get called. I know this...a CHAD. Sorry, I meant Chaddington.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 17:43:33 GMT
Not really, everyone has different scales and judging people on few/lots of partners i always find really poor taste. I had one year of tinder shagging post divorce where I had maybe 30 women in a year. I have had 8 years of monogamy happily married.
Just do what you want and don't judge other people, the whole slut shaming thing should have been dropped years ago.
Especially the riddled shit, lots of people I know have multiple partners or do serial one night stands and always practice safe sex and get tested regularly.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 17:50:38 GMT
Not really, everyone has different scales and judging people on few/lots of partners i always find really poor taste. I had one year of tinder shagging post divorce where I had maybe 30 women in a year. I have had 8 years of monogamy happily married. Just do what you want and don't judge other people, the whole slut shaming thing should have been dropped years ago. Especially the riddled shit, lots of people I know have multiple partners or do serial one night stands and always practice safe sex and get tested regularly. I don't think you meant it this way but this came off as a very long and stealth way of telling us you've shagged a lot of people. In a year.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 17:52:24 GMT
Yes, that's definitely not what they're trying to do.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 27, 2023 17:52:42 GMT
Geefe the absolute Ch lad Tbf I have fingered a bewilderingly large number of women do you take part in a lot of police line ups?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 17:54:25 GMT
Now all we need is user Charlie St Cloud to join the forum.
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Post by jeepers on Jan 27, 2023 17:56:57 GMT
60 women at 33? Christ alive, that's a lot. It’s really only one women per inch of height.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 17:58:44 GMT
Not really, everyone has different scales and judging people on few/lots of partners i always find really poor taste. I had one year of tinder shagging post divorce where I had maybe 30 women in a year. I have had 8 years of monogamy happily married. Just do what you want and don't judge other people, the whole slut shaming thing should have been dropped years ago. Especially the riddled shit, lots of people I know have multiple partners or do serial one night stands and always practice safe sex and get tested regularly. I don't think you meant it this way but this came off as a very long and stealth way of telling us you've shagged a lot of people. In a year. It was a miserable year. Serial one night stands is not very fulfilling.
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sport✅
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 27, 2023 18:01:51 GMT
Yes, that's definitely not what they're trying to do. We all know what you're trying to do to user geefe
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