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Post by Vortex on Jan 27, 2023 18:04:24 GMT
Now all we need is user Charlie St Cloud to join the forum. He did not finger anyone. That old man fingered him. And he did. Not. Like. It. 😀😱😮 Or : )
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Post by rockavitch on Jan 27, 2023 18:05:53 GMT
60 by 33? I'm such an amateur.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 18:19:49 GMT
This all reminds me of the time my parents got me tickets for Live and Kicking in '96. Zoe Ball was doing the Feed the Dog game and I was absolutely dying for a piss so I snuck off backstage to look for the toilets. I made a wrong turn and only ended up in the fucking Spice Girls changing room. It looked like they'd been having a pillow fight. I turned round to leave but Mel C had somehow snuck behind me and was blocking the door. I ended up having full sex with all 5 of them while Andy Peters stood in the corner watching.
I hit the drugs pretty bad after that. Just chasing that same high again. I worked my way through All Saints, The Sugarbabes, Cleopatra, Atomic Kitten. Even fucking Bewitched which was a low point. None of them came close to giving Baby Spice multiple orgasms when I was 12.
Anyways I reckon I've had full sex with at least 482 woman, most of whom were either in a girl band or a super model.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 18:30:08 GMT
The Andy Peters bit got me.
Scary Spice was my favourite of the Spice girls.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jan 27, 2023 18:40:07 GMT
Decks you slag.
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Post by quadfather on Jan 27, 2023 18:50:04 GMT
Not really, everyone has different scales and judging people on few/lots of partners i always find really poor taste. I had one year of tinder shagging post divorce where I had maybe 30 women in a year. I have had 8 years of monogamy happily married. Just do what you want and don't judge other people, the whole slut shaming thing should have been dropped years ago. Especially the riddled shit, lots of people I know have multiple partners or do serial one night stands and always practice safe sex and get tested regularly. It's more the thought of seeing two different people a year. Different people. Every year. For years! I'm by no means judging, because judging is awful, I'm more working out how I'd feel knowing that many women. I know some friends that will shag a barbers floor, it's more the simple amount of people known. My tiny mind can't handle it
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Post by retro74 on Jan 27, 2023 18:59:30 GMT
How short do you have to be to be officially classed as a dwarf?
Asking for a friend
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Post by elstoof on Jan 27, 2023 19:00:50 GMT
55 sixty year olds is an abuse of your bingo hall job
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Post by dogbot on Jan 27, 2023 19:02:01 GMT
If geefe were a woman we all know what he'd get called. Chardonnay?
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Post by cubby on Jan 27, 2023 19:06:53 GMT
If geefe were a woman we all know what he'd get called. Chardonnay? A lesbian.
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Post by askew on Jan 27, 2023 19:10:39 GMT
Chadabeth
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Post by jeepers on Jan 27, 2023 19:15:58 GMT
Queef.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2023 19:42:00 GMT
Not really, everyone has different scales and judging people on few/lots of partners i always find really poor taste. I had one year of tinder shagging post divorce where I had maybe 30 women in a year. I have had 8 years of monogamy happily married. Just do what you want and don't judge other people, the whole slut shaming thing should have been dropped years ago. Especially the riddled shit, lots of people I know have multiple partners or do serial one night stands and always practice safe sex and get tested regularly. It's more the thought of seeing two different people a year. Different people. Every year. For years! I'm by no means judging, because judging is awful, I'm more working out how I'd feel knowing that many women. I know some friends that will shag a barbers floor, it's more the simple amount of people known. My tiny mind can't handle it It is all a bit different these days. The redback in London used to be feral as hell. I had housemates who would bring home a different girl/guy every week. One flatmate genuinely must have had triple figures in the 3 years he was over from oz. The 20 year old today have very different views on it all. It used to be pretty regular back in the day to often find yourself waking up next to someone with no memory of the previous evening after a day at the church, captain cooks, walkabout, redback then chatsworth.
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 27, 2023 19:46:05 GMT
I remember waking up next to razz after EG meet.
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Post by askew on Jan 27, 2023 19:49:00 GMT
Covered in j…
…alfrezi?
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Post by elstoof on Jan 27, 2023 19:50:11 GMT
Is this your broom handle or mine
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 19:50:54 GMT
Holy shit this thread has delivered today.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jan 27, 2023 19:54:02 GMT
I remember waking up next to razz after EG meet. We've all been there...
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jan 27, 2023 19:54:04 GMT
How short do you have to be to be officially classed as a dwarf? Asking for a friend It's 4'10". I know because Mrs Mercury is 4'10 1/2", it's quite the talk of the household sometimes!
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 19:57:46 GMT
How short do you have to be to be officially classed as a dwarf? Asking for a friend This is how a fetish starts.
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Post by Psiloc on Jan 27, 2023 20:01:45 GMT
I’ve only had a few one night stands and they’re genuinely not for me. I found them properly awkward.
Two times in a row two different girls, right after doing the deed, were like “you didn’t just come to do that did you?”
My brain “err yeah, fucking obviously, what are you expecting to move in?”
My mouth “…no babe”
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Post by elstoof on Jan 27, 2023 20:24:46 GMT
You haven’t had sex for 10 years?
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Post by puddleduck on Jan 30, 2023 13:28:40 GMT
Date 3 this Saturday! Still really excited by the possibilities this could turn into something real. Wasn't necessarily expecting someone to trigger these feelings quite so soon after the divorce though! Good luck! ❤️. Where/what is date 3?? x So I actually created a load of options so she could build her own date. In the end though as she was pretty exhausted just came to mine for lots of talking, a takeaway Thai, lots more chatting and then a very nice small first kiss to end the evening We're going to aim to chuck all the remaining options into a random generator for date 4 this weekend and see what it creates.
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Post by cubby on Jan 30, 2023 13:35:45 GMT
Hopefully soon you'll be geefing away at her.
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2023 13:38:15 GMT
Please don't call it that
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Post by dmukgr on Jan 30, 2023 14:35:29 GMT
Hopefully soon you'll be geefing away at it.
Better Danno?
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Post by geefe on Jan 30, 2023 14:58:51 GMT
Sorry it's not pretending not to know my fiance at a family do.
I approve of using the term "geefed"
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Post by geefe on Jan 30, 2023 15:00:58 GMT
Shorter than Tom Cruise, no wonder you hate everything. That genuinely got a belly laugh out of me
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Post by dogbot on Jan 30, 2023 15:01:10 GMT
Sorry it's not pretending not to know my fiance at a family do. You'd need to go a bit further than a one night stand for that.
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Post by quadfather on Jan 30, 2023 15:01:13 GMT
Drowning in geefe
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