sport✅
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 27, 2023 12:54:29 GMT
Is it worse than umbrage?
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 27, 2023 12:58:39 GMT
Can't be worse than her. My most hated Harry Potter character
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 13:12:29 GMT
Can't be worse than her. My most hated Harry Potter character More than JK Rowling?
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Jan 27, 2023 13:14:14 GMT
Apparently Jamie Oliver doesn't like rimming. Or moist crevices.
Sorry, I mean the words! The words!!
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 27, 2023 13:14:37 GMT
It's not bad unless you don't want to sound like an incel
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 13:15:38 GMT
🙄
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Jan 27, 2023 13:17:09 GMT
Please stop saying incel
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 27, 2023 13:20:19 GMT
Jambo made me do it
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 13:26:05 GMT
You can't prove that, that's what my mentor Andrew Tate tells me in his masterclasses.
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sport✅
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 27, 2023 13:40:46 GMT
Is "Top G" ok?
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geefe
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Post by geefe on Jan 27, 2023 14:27:26 GMT
My mate was on about finally getting his girl overnight (ahem) after something like 6 weeks. Made me feel like a right slag.
Then she met his parents about a week later and he's going down south to meet hers. They've only been going out for about 2 fucking months. Insanity.
I've started and finished a relationship in that time. Christ.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 27, 2023 14:29:23 GMT
Geefe the absolute Ch lad
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 27, 2023 14:33:59 GMT
Hunk, if you would
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jan 27, 2023 14:34:44 GMT
This thread be like
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geefe
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Post by geefe on Jan 27, 2023 15:01:20 GMT
...Romania?
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geefe
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Post by geefe on Jan 27, 2023 15:02:06 GMT
Geefe the absolute Ch lad Tbf I have fingered a bewilderingly large number of women
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 15:04:50 GMT
...this thread just became... unseemly.
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wunty
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Post by wunty on Jan 27, 2023 15:06:22 GMT
I've started and finished a relationship in that time. Christ. Was he as hunky in real life as he looks in the church windows?
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wunty
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Post by wunty on Jan 27, 2023 15:07:06 GMT
Geefe the absolute Ch lad Tbf I have fingered a bewilderingly large number of women Surely ten at once is the maximum.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 15:07:52 GMT
I've started and finished a relationship in that time. Christ. Was he as hunky in real life as he looks in the church windows? Christ on an exercise bike!
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geefe
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Post by geefe on Jan 27, 2023 15:11:30 GMT
I've started and finished a relationship in that time. Christ. Was he as hunky in real life as he looks in the church windows? Weirdly, I've not properly been with a bloke. Thought about it but nah.
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Post by geefe on Jan 27, 2023 15:11:50 GMT
Tbf I have fingered a bewilderingly large number of women Surely ten at once is the maximum. Two is fucking hard work
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 15:13:00 GMT
Was he as hunky in real life as he looks in the church windows? Weirdly, I've not properly been with a bloke. Thought about it but nah. Any takers?
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Jan 27, 2023 15:13:24 GMT
Did you have to ask any questions? Do you like me doing this? Shall I maintain the same speed?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 15:19:49 GMT
Did you have to ask any questions? Do you like me doing this? Shall I maintain the same speed? What did they think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
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wunty
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Post by wunty on Jan 27, 2023 15:26:34 GMT
Was he as hunky in real life as he looks in the church windows? Weirdly, I've not properly been with a bloke. Thought about it but nah. Tbf if I ever felt like going that route, I'd start with Jesus. I'll bet he's got really soft hands.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 27, 2023 15:28:20 GMT
Probably a bit scabby though.
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wunty
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Post by wunty on Jan 27, 2023 15:29:53 GMT
And they probably smell of fish.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 15:30:08 GMT
Weirdly, I've not properly been with a bloke. Thought about it but nah. Tbf if I ever felt like going that route, I'd start with Jesus. I'll bet he's got really soft hands. Plus he hung around with a lot of prostitutes so he definitely knows what he's doing.
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wunty
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Post by wunty on Jan 27, 2023 15:30:16 GMT
I was going to say much like Geefe's fingers but thought that was in poor taste.
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