EMarkM
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Well, quite...
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 26, 2023 22:31:37 GMT
Having spoken to both the aforementioned, I am happy to confirm that Goat is still marrying Ecosse.
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EMarkM
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Well, quite...
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 26, 2023 22:31:59 GMT
And, the inevitable new page strikes again…
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 26, 2023 22:37:24 GMT
I wonder if e****e would wear a technogel veil..
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 26, 2023 22:39:02 GMT
I don't think ecosse has been unbanned
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 26, 2023 22:39:30 GMT
It's not a real wedding ring unless it's made it he We'ding-ring region in the farthest reaches of Tibet, made by blind artisans whose fingers are broken everytime they take a shit
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cubby
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doesn't get subtext
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Post by cubby on Jan 26, 2023 22:39:51 GMT
You should see the spread they're going to have. So many shades of grey.
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Post by 😎 on Jan 26, 2023 22:41:34 GMT
Ecosse isn’t unbanned, the fuck are you people on about.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 26, 2023 22:42:15 GMT
The table runners are from the flayed skins of Venetian nuns
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Post by Danno on Jan 26, 2023 22:51:03 GMT
Who's gonna dress up as Natasha Lyonne and catfish me
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jan 26, 2023 22:51:33 GMT
Oh sure grem, he's not not not unbanned.
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Post by Danno on Jan 26, 2023 22:52:46 GMT
Don't change the subject Cubby, if that is your real name
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jan 26, 2023 23:28:59 GMT
It's actually c****y
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Lizard
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I love ploughmans
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Post by Lizard on Jan 27, 2023 1:21:15 GMT
Hi guys, happy to be back. I can report that since I was banned I've entered into a polyamorous relationship with a rice cooker and a katsu curry.
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Post by puddleduck on Jan 27, 2023 2:42:04 GMT
Date 3 this Saturday! Still really excited by the possibilities this could turn into something real.
Wasn't necessarily expecting someone to trigger these feelings quite so soon after the divorce though!
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Lizard
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I love ploughmans
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Post by Lizard on Jan 27, 2023 3:12:17 GMT
Date 3 this Saturday! Still really excited by the possibilities this could turn into something real. Wasn't necessarily expecting someone to trigger these feelings quite so soon after the divorce though! Good luck! Just remember that rimming is now mandatory.
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Onny
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Post by Onny on Jan 27, 2023 6:38:27 GMT
Date 3 this Saturday! Still really excited by the possibilities this could turn into something real. Wasn't necessarily expecting someone to trigger these feelings quite so soon after the divorce though! Good luck! Just remember that rimming is now mandatory. Out of the three you’ve tried in 2023, which bumhole tasted the best?
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Lizard
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I love ploughmans
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Post by Lizard on Jan 27, 2023 7:15:05 GMT
Good luck! Just remember that rimming is now mandatory. Out of the three you’ve tried in 2023, which bumhole tasted the best? The second one. Haven't progressed that far with the serious one. Obviously depends on the mustard you're using too.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 27, 2023 7:18:08 GMT
Date tonight. Slight mismatch. She's Chief Operating Officer at a Bank. I had a kebab for lunch and played fortnite for about four hours. Maybe love will conquer all. Update please?
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Post by Danno on Jan 27, 2023 7:38:24 GMT
Date tonight. Slight mismatch. She's Chief Operating Officer at a Bank. I had a kebab for lunch and played fortnite for about four hours. Maybe love will conquer all. Update please? Recovery from impromtu kidney removal takes a few hours, Ape. Let him rest a bit.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 27, 2023 7:48:57 GMT
My bad
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dmukgr
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Post by dmukgr on Jan 27, 2023 7:57:00 GMT
e*****e isn’t unbanned, the fuck are you people on about. Oh, that’s my fault. My fat fingers did the start of a thread thing and saw a post from him. I’m an idiot.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 8:53:52 GMT
Date 3 this Saturday! Still really excited by the possibilities this could turn into something real. Wasn't necessarily expecting someone to trigger these feelings quite so soon after the divorce though! I'm really happy for you dude, just be careful you know.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Jan 27, 2023 10:05:46 GMT
Date went fine, she's interesting, blonde, blue eyes, Swedish. We had a few drinks, conversation was easy.
Covered the usual stuff work, travel, food. I didn't mention my kill streak in Fortnite (saving that for the third date)
Anyway the art of kebab pizza has apparently been mastered in Sweden. There's supposed to be a place near Paddington that does a top notch Version so going to try that for a second date.
Not sure I'm overwhelmed by lust but hey I get to eat pizza if it doesn't go any further.
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Derblington
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Did you know I have a girlfriend
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Post by Derblington on Jan 27, 2023 10:07:53 GMT
Kebab pizzas aren't all that. Not as bad as the curry banana ones though.
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Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 27, 2023 10:10:19 GMT
I go to Sweden a fair bit, we have friends in Orebro and its so cheap to fly out there. Anyway, on your next date, ask her if she likes Plopp.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 10:15:05 GMT
Date went fine, she's interesting, blonde, blue eyes, Swedish. We had a few drinks, conversation was easy. Covered the usual stuff work, travel, food. I didn't mention my kill streak in Fortnite (saving that for the third date) Anyway the art of kebab pizza has apparently been mastered in Sweden. There's supposed to be a place near Paddington that does a top notch Version so going to try that for a second date. Not sure I'm overwhelmed by lust but hey I get to eat pizza if it doesn't go any further. Who knew Load was a stone cold Chad?!
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Post by bichii2 on Jan 27, 2023 10:24:18 GMT
Date 3 this Saturday! Still really excited by the possibilities this could turn into something real. Wasn't necessarily expecting someone to trigger these feelings quite so soon after the divorce though! Good luck! ❤️. Where/what is date 3?? x
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 27, 2023 11:05:18 GMT
Please stop saying chad
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 27, 2023 12:12:22 GMT
Sorry, I'll use Chaddington going forward.
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Tomo
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Post by Tomo on Jan 27, 2023 12:31:54 GMT
Is chad a bad word?! Do I need to revoke my woke badge if I use it? Genuinely not across this one...
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