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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 14, 2023 21:57:23 GMT
Thanks guys. I've only really known her for about ten days, so there's every chance she could be the lunatic this thread needs. Hey! It happens to the best of us.
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Post by cubby on Jan 14, 2023 22:18:14 GMT
So which number is this one?
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Post by Lizard on Jan 14, 2023 22:22:26 GMT
Well, she's going to be the only one from now on. But third person I've been out with in 2023.
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Post by retro74 on Jan 14, 2023 22:24:03 GMT
Three relationships in two weeks, impressive stuff there
Or a specialist in failure, it’s one or the other anyway
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Post by Lizard on Jan 14, 2023 22:26:16 GMT
Well, the others weren't really relationships
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Post by Lizard on Jan 14, 2023 22:27:27 GMT
Not disputing the second sentence in general terms though.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 14, 2023 22:34:41 GMT
Well, she's going to be the only one from now on. But third person I've been out with in 2023. ALL HAIL THE FORUM CHAD!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2023 22:38:14 GMT
Liz has had more women in the last few weeks than I've had on my 37 years on this god-forsaken rock
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Post by Lizard on Jan 14, 2023 22:43:37 GMT
No certificate to show for it though.
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Post by Lizard on Jan 14, 2023 22:44:49 GMT
Well, she's going to be the only one from now on. But third person I've been out with in 2023. ALL HAIL THE FORUM CHAD! I expect a mocking profile description from a mod.
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Post by Vortex on Jan 14, 2023 22:46:31 GMT
No certificate to show for it though. We'll see what the std clinic results sheet says in a few weeks time... 😱 😜
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Post by Lizard on Jan 14, 2023 22:50:10 GMT
No certificate to show for it though. We'll see what the std clinic results sheet says in a few weeks time... 😱 😜 'Mr Lizard, you need to follow the Prince Harry moisturiser treatment for two weeks or we will have to amputate.'
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Post by Vortex on Jan 14, 2023 23:18:58 GMT
Reading that quote on here from his book was definitely one of the weirdest things I've read on this site.
That's not even a conversation you'd have with your best mates before closing time at the pub ffs, never mind publish for all to read. 🤣
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Post by Lizard on Jan 15, 2023 0:02:59 GMT
Reading that quote on here from his book was definitely one of the weirdest things I've read on this site. That's not even a conversation you'd have with your best mates before closing time at the pub ffs, never mind publish for all to read. 🤣 Harry is groovemeister. Or maybe CharlieStCloud
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Jan 26, 2023 18:28:39 GMT
Date tonight. Slight mismatch.
She's Chief Operating Officer at a Bank.
I had a kebab for lunch and played fortnite for about four hours.
Maybe love will conquer all.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2023 18:35:58 GMT
A new hero enters the arena.
Good luck.
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Post by mrpon on Jan 26, 2023 18:38:18 GMT
Oooo that's juicy! Good luck load!
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Post by dmukgr on Jan 26, 2023 18:42:03 GMT
I hadn’t realised Goat had deleted his account, nor that ecosse is no longer banned either.
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Post by cubby on Jan 26, 2023 18:43:14 GMT
Hope it goes well. I can see the future now.
"Please take a seat, gentleman, the chief operating officer Mrs. If You're Horny? will be with you in a minute."
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jan 26, 2023 18:58:45 GMT
Date tonight. Slight mismatch. She's Chief Operating Officer at a Bank. I had a kebab for lunch and played fortnite for about four hours. Maybe love will conquer all. I bet it won't.
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Post by Dougs on Jan 26, 2023 19:05:15 GMT
No short cuts to being a kept man load! Good luck dude.
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 26, 2023 19:05:29 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 26, 2023 19:12:11 GMT
I hadn’t realised Goat had deleted his account, nor that e*****e is no longer banned either. Hang on...Ecosse is unbanned?
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 26, 2023 19:17:27 GMT
I wonder what Load's date will chat to her friends about at tomorrows yacht club luncheon. Some right chuckles I reckon.
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Post by nazo on Jan 26, 2023 20:04:20 GMT
Plot twist, it turns out to be a sperm bank.
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 26, 2023 21:58:17 GMT
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jan 26, 2023 22:04:43 GMT
Neither of them looks anything like Bryan Cranston.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 26, 2023 22:05:31 GMT
Date tonight. Slight mismatch. She's Chief Operating Officer at a Bank. I had a kebab for lunch and played fortnite for about four hours. Maybe love will conquer all. Did you put your jam on her ladyfinger
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2023 22:07:35 GMT
Neither of them looks anything like Bryan Cranston. I think you’re underestimating Cranston’s acting ability.
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Post by retro74 on Jan 26, 2023 22:18:32 GMT
I hadn’t realised Goat had deleted his account, nor that e*****e is no longer banned either. I wonder what’s happened there? I hope that my wedding invite is still valid
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