cubby
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Post by cubby on Jul 9, 2022 18:43:46 GMT
That fucking plusnet one where he gets alexa to make a doorbell noise to get out of his peleton session. My dog goes fucking nuts and thinks someone's coming to the door every time!
And we don't even have a doorbell!
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 9, 2022 18:55:11 GMT
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Post by Danno on Jul 9, 2022 18:57:57 GMT
Might wanna NSFW* and spoiler that
*NSFBus in my case.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 9, 2022 19:01:19 GMT
Just explain to them that it's a finger and you're just looking for viagra alternatives
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 9, 2022 19:02:25 GMT
Pretty good way to start up a conversation with an attractive young lady on the bus
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Post by simple on Jul 9, 2022 19:03:30 GMT
Three hours is a bit much like. Who has that much free time when there’s so many streaming shows these days
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Post by Danno on Jul 20, 2022 21:48:27 GMT
Tom Kerridge can get in the sea I see
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Post by rawshark on Jul 24, 2022 22:27:10 GMT
Three hours? In this heat?
I thought we’d all figured out the act itself should be no more than 20 minutes. Any longer and you’ll probably never finish. You’re just pumping away to no effect as you get more dehydrated and sore, leaving you with a headache and a painful nob. Roll over, rest, try again later.
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Post by Danno on Jul 24, 2022 22:29:02 GMT
Username checks out
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Post by jono62 on Jul 24, 2022 23:02:56 GMT
Redrawshark
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 1, 2022 9:16:41 GMT
Saw an advert for pepsi at the cinema that's just people making the sound of fizzy pop being poured, with onomatopoeic text on the screen. Like "fsshhhhhhh pop pop pop".
It's awful.
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Post by Danno on Aug 10, 2022 22:21:37 GMT
Brewdog and Katy Perry Just Eat ads added That fucking dumbshit expression. I've never wanted to turn a face into very fluid mince until the 80th time I saw that FUCKING. DUMB. SHIT. EXPRESSSION. |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Aug 11, 2022 16:07:55 GMT
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Post by deekyfun on Aug 11, 2022 16:16:38 GMT
Saw an advert for pepsi at the cinema that's just people making the sound of fizzy pop being poured, with onomatopoeic text on the screen. Like "fsshhhhhhh pop pop pop". It's awful. I saw this one, and you're not wrong. It doesn't get any better on repeat viewings, either. If I was being charitable, I would say it was a product of the modern era, i.e. poorly-made garbage. |
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Post by Danno on Aug 11, 2022 17:21:15 GMT
I really want some drugs
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Post by baihu1983 on Aug 12, 2022 5:46:51 GMT
The Samsung one with everyone at a dinner table texting and one does the Google what's this song.
Then they all start dancing to backstreet boys.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 12, 2022 6:08:17 GMT
Could go for some clarky cat right about now. |
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Post by X201 on Aug 12, 2022 7:44:56 GMT
Could go for some clarky cat right about now. Sorry, only got Yellow Bentines.
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Post by baihu1983 on Aug 15, 2022 19:53:10 GMT
Let's add the McDonald's My Rewards ad.
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Post by baihu1983 on Aug 16, 2022 19:13:35 GMT
It's shit but the amount of people getting offended by it is pretty funny.
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Post by X201 on Aug 24, 2022 20:33:29 GMT
HP laptop ad
Annoying for the fact that it’s an American company being idle and reusing a US advert in the U.K.
But also for the fact that I think they’re father and daughter celebrities, but I have absolutely no idea who they are.
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Alas, poor EG, I knew it well...
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Post by boo on Aug 24, 2022 21:34:35 GMT
"Go to Specsavers? Not me."
I hate you all.
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Post by BeetrootBertie on Aug 24, 2022 21:41:23 GMT
I have absolutely no idea who they are. It's Jamie Foxx and (I assume) his daughter. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2022 7:29:02 GMT
I reckon ads of yesteryear completely paste today's ads for teeth grating. It may have been regional, but does nobody remember the ****ing Window King?! I'm sure he was later mired in scandal too. youtu.be/i3A1TT3kwIYAlso, the lottery 'It's YOU'. |
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Post by X201 on Aug 27, 2022 12:50:46 GMT
I'm sure he was later mired in scandal too. He was done for tax irregularities. The complaints against the company are too numerous to list |
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Post by rawshark on Aug 27, 2022 16:59:28 GMT
That’s so funny - me and the missus were just talking about him the other day. He’s basically the double glazing Saul Goodman.
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Post by rawshark on Aug 27, 2022 17:01:12 GMT
It's shit but the amount of people getting offended by it is pretty funny. It would have been better if the chorus was “he’s a cuck, he’s a cuck… he’s a cuck.” |
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Post by baihu1983 on Aug 28, 2022 15:14:15 GMT
More...
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 28, 2022 15:39:08 GMT
That woman's voice. Fucking hell
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Post by rawshark on Aug 28, 2022 22:42:23 GMT
Someone else brought it up, and it’s one of those things I was so sure was impossible and had no recollection of it ever happening so I assumed it was bullshit… but I was wrong and it did happen. Jackie Chan in a Woolworths advert… youtu.be/Ewa8WzbpreY |
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