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Post by simple on Mar 17, 2022 21:18:18 GMT
These plans all seem even shitter than usual
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Post by X201 on Mar 17, 2022 21:19:44 GMT
Step 1: Watch the previous series on iPlayer
Step 2: Don't make same mistakes as previous year's muppets.
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Post by simple on Mar 17, 2022 21:21:49 GMT
“I don’t think it tastes bad enough for people not to buy”
Who the fuck is buying protein booze?
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Post by X201 on Mar 17, 2022 21:25:17 GMT
Don't start the answer to a question with "Look,..."
It's insulting
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Post by X201 on Mar 17, 2022 21:26:24 GMT
“I don’t think it tastes bad enough for people not to buy” Who the fuck is buying protein booze? Witherspoons regulars who want to avoid the hassle of beer and peanuts being separate. |
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Post by Lukus on Mar 17, 2022 21:28:01 GMT
I love how the interviews show what bullshitters and fantasists they all are with their imaginary businesses and total lack of talent.
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Post by simple on Mar 17, 2022 21:33:05 GMT
Someone’s got a Squarespace account
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2022 22:44:54 GMT
That was amazing. Obvious Harpreet was the only credible business plan as well.
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Post by X201 on Mar 17, 2022 23:00:17 GMT
That was amazing. Obvious Harpreet was the only credible business plan as well. And she also fits neatly into Sugar’s bread and sweets winners from previous years. Convenient that. |
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Post by mrpon on Mar 17, 2022 23:09:42 GMT
I liked the bit where the guy slapped his dick (plan) onto the desk. Then made her cry with it.
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Post by Lukus on Mar 17, 2022 23:24:05 GMT
Whose dick is better? My big fat dick or your small pathetic dick? Say it.
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Post by mrpon on Mar 18, 2022 8:39:35 GMT
Lord Sugar would prefer your big fat dick Lukus.
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Post by simple on Mar 18, 2022 15:31:56 GMT
They should make the Dragon’s go on the Apprentice
Then get Sugar to pitch them some Amstrad shite
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Post by X201 on Mar 24, 2022 21:03:32 GMT
Here we go.
Launch both products then Sugar picks the one he was interested in all the time
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Post by rawshark on Mar 25, 2022 1:30:27 GMT
Meh end to a crap series.
Probably the right choice of a mediocre bunch. Enjoyed the bringing back of people who were clearly a hinderance rather than a help.
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Post by X201 on Jan 3, 2023 14:01:04 GMT
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Post by rhaegyr on Jan 3, 2023 14:48:29 GMT
Saw an advert for this the other day and it looked more like Love Island.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2023 14:56:32 GMT
Pretty sure that Megan Hornby is a klingon.
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Post by simple on Jan 3, 2023 14:59:03 GMT
Looking at that I genuinely couldn’t tell if it was a new intake or a previous season’s cast |
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Post by deekyfun on Jan 3, 2023 14:59:10 GMT
One of them is nearly a Soulsbourne. I wouldn't take her on.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2023 15:03:52 GMT
Gregory Ebbs looks like Michael Mcintyre crossed with Gok Wan.
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Post by Whizzo on Jan 3, 2023 15:19:30 GMT
Seeing Ebbs was a councillor I wondered who for, he's a LibDem, so probably not a future GB News presenter unlike a lot of them.
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Post by simple on Jan 3, 2023 16:37:43 GMT
Has Lembit Opik had a GB News show yet? I can picture him getting on the grift train.
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Post by Reviewer on Jan 3, 2023 16:45:56 GMT
Which one is the hot one that’s also a racist?
Which one reminds Sirallan of himself?
Which one is the biggest cunt (as they’re guaranteed to all be cunts except possibly one, but they’ll be out by week two)?
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Post by Rich on Jan 5, 2023 10:05:58 GMT
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Post by Youthist on Jan 5, 2023 15:08:35 GMT
Saw an advert for this the other day and it looked more like Love Island. The first couple of years of this show were great when it was actually about business acumen and being good. It’s been a joke of a show for probably 8 or 9 years now. More prole feed. |
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Post by rhaegyr on Jan 5, 2023 16:04:31 GMT
Yeah - it may have always been fairly scripted but now it's painfully obvious. Really removes any sense of enjoyment I used to have for the show.
Plus Sugar is a complete ricker nowadays.
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Post by Reviewer on Jan 5, 2023 17:04:55 GMT
Saw an advert for this the other day and it looked more like Love Island. The first couple of years of this show were great when it was actually about business acumen and being good. It’s been a joke of a show for probably 8 or 9 years now. More prole feed. It also needs someone doing it who isn’t a massive cunt like Sugar is. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2023 17:06:59 GMT
Do you lot still watch it though?
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Post by Whizzo on Jan 5, 2023 17:13:25 GMT
I gave up years ago, best thing about The Apprentice was the occasions you'd see the nobbers mooching about EGX for one of their challenges.
The Apprentice brought us the popularity of Trump and Katie Hopkins, it should be consigned to Hell.
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