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Post by Danno on Aug 24, 2023 21:19:33 GMT
Bruh.
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Post by Whizzo on Aug 24, 2023 22:42:30 GMT
@iamhappytoast is a great artist who regularly gets his stuff shared on social media with no credit. Unsurprisingly this is getting shared without any credit but not here!
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Post by JuniorFE on Aug 24, 2023 23:29:13 GMT
Ghouliani as the Penguin is disturbingly fitting  |
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Post by Whizzo on Aug 24, 2023 23:42:25 GMT
Rudy is perfect as is David Shafer as King Tut. Jenna Ellis would probably be pretty happy as Ivy, it's a little odd to see someone smiling for a mugshot when on serious charges.
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Post by Nanocrystal on Aug 24, 2023 23:44:38 GMT
it's a little odd to see someone smiling for a mugshot when on serious charges. Actually no it isn't: |
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Post by Whizzo on Aug 24, 2023 23:48:22 GMT
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 25, 2023 0:30:01 GMT
it's a little odd to see someone smiling for a mugshot when on serious charges. Actually no it isn't: You can hardly tell he's reading off an autocue. So natural |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Aug 25, 2023 0:38:54 GMT
Trumps' booking sheet lists his height as 6ft 3.
How.
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Post by Whizzo on Aug 25, 2023 0:54:12 GMT
He ain't smiling, although he should be if anyone believes that he's 6'3" and 215 lbs.
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Post by Nanocrystal on Aug 25, 2023 1:12:50 GMT
I think he's going for tough guy, but he looks more like a bratty kid on the verge of tears.
EDIT: Let the memes begin:
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Post by X201 on Aug 25, 2023 5:30:54 GMT
He ain't smiling, although he should be if anyone believes that he's 6'3" and 215 lbs.
215lbs = 15 stone Bollocks! If he’s 15 stones and 6’ 3” then I’m an 8ft tall marathon runner |
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Post by clemfandango on Aug 25, 2023 7:26:43 GMT
15 stone and 6 foot 3 would be pretty much the perfect weight to height scenario 😂😂
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Post by grey_matters on Aug 25, 2023 7:28:54 GMT
The fucking state of him. The result of long hours practising in front of the mirror.
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Post by Dougs on Aug 25, 2023 7:29:46 GMT
At least it'll make him a few quid in merch.
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Post by cubby on Aug 25, 2023 7:31:17 GMT
What shitty old 2005 camera phone are they using for these mugshots?
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Post by mothercruncher on Aug 25, 2023 7:47:12 GMT
It’s a camera phone from 2005.
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Post by mothercruncher on Aug 25, 2023 7:50:27 GMT
Should the orangutan ever get significant time in custody, can you EVEN IMAGINE how gloriously it’s going to fuck his hair up? Without all the hairspray it’s going to be flapping about like  |
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Aug 25, 2023 7:52:24 GMT
Pretty sure it's a wig.
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Post by elstoof on Aug 25, 2023 7:52:33 GMT
Got to be one of those “state your height and weight” scenarios
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Post by elstoof on Aug 25, 2023 7:53:40 GMT
When he’s in his orange jumpsuit he’ll just look like he’s naked
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Aug 25, 2023 7:57:16 GMT
Anyway, as amusing as this is, none of it will matter if he gets elected president again. So I'll hold off celebrating until I know that he won't.
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Post by mothercruncher on Aug 25, 2023 8:20:31 GMT
No! You’re getting a wig and you chose THAT?? It’s an enormous combover, got to be. |
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Post by Whizzo on Aug 25, 2023 8:27:49 GMT
Anyway, as amusing as this is, none of it will matter if he gets elected president again. So I'll hold off celebrating until I know that he won't. He can't pardon himself for the Georgia charges at least. |
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Post by askew on Aug 25, 2023 8:28:30 GMT
There's an awful lot of fawning over Vivek Ramaswamy, who seems to be going out of his way to be provocative – 4(8?)Chan made flesh. Sure, the performance might all be for VP, but as time goes on his chances of getting the main gig increase.
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Post by Whizzo on Aug 25, 2023 8:49:58 GMT
Ramaswamy could be more of a moron than Trump.
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Aug 25, 2023 8:55:03 GMT
Anyway, as amusing as this is, none of it will matter if he gets elected president again. So I'll hold off celebrating until I know that he won't. He can't pardon himself for the Georgia charges at least. It would be pretty funny if he was president and also wanted for arrest in Georgia. But that won't happen. If he gets elected he'll pressure them to drop the charges, or at least delay them until he's not president. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 25, 2023 9:14:24 GMT
Ramaswamy could be more of a moron than Trump. I will say that at least he's extremely qualified in not knowing what the fuck he's talking about. Regardless he's definitely roleplaying a MAGA I doubt for one second he believes any of the shit he says because he's just gunning fora VP pick. Yeah, people can say he's looking quite popular and somewhat dangerous but unfortunately for him the very small matter of his brownness will be his downfall. Cretin. |
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Post by Whizzo on Aug 25, 2023 10:25:01 GMT
Oh dear.
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Post by JuniorFE on Aug 25, 2023 11:08:27 GMT
Is "lying-down-on-beach golf" a new sport? Never heard of it.
Then again, Trump has such a brilliant mind it's no wonder he masterminded an even more relaxing version of golf while fighting off all these unjust charges /s
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Post by dogbot on Aug 25, 2023 11:21:29 GMT
My favourite line so far is "Minor extra from Home Alone sequel arrested in Georgia".
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