cubby
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Post by cubby on Jul 25, 2024 5:36:22 GMT
I'd rather jump in front of a horse than let something like that happen.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 25, 2024 8:05:23 GMT
They’ll be giving them the vote next Only about 3/5ths.
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Post by skalpadda on Jul 25, 2024 8:53:41 GMT
I don't know about you, but I trust a person that makes a dog look like this: Not like this: Bald eagles hate his guts too.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Jul 25, 2024 10:06:07 GMT
Jealous of his hair
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Aunty Treats
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Post by Aunty Treats on Jul 25, 2024 11:15:31 GMT
It would make a nice nest
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Post by rftp on Jul 25, 2024 11:23:25 GMT
I think they prefer natural fibres.
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Post by Lukus on Jul 25, 2024 11:35:21 GMT
Trained presidential eagle would have the prefect opportunity for assassination
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Post by skalpadda on Jul 25, 2024 11:35:42 GMT
Maybe release some bald eagles into the stadium at his next rally.
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Post by Reviewer on Jul 25, 2024 12:19:21 GMT
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Post by Reviewer on Jul 25, 2024 12:20:21 GMT
Run Donny, run!
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Post by skalpadda on Jul 25, 2024 13:48:47 GMT
Aw, seems like your images got nuked.
I admit I may be enjoying this thought a bit too much...
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Post by grey_matters on Jul 25, 2024 14:01:36 GMT
I like that the ties keep changing, suggesting that this eagle is following him around the country to all his rallies.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 25, 2024 14:06:50 GMT
I like that the ties keep changing, suggesting that this eagle is following him around the country to all his rallies. And ripping his clip-on tie off each time (it's trying to choke him)
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Post by rftp on Jul 25, 2024 14:19:35 GMT
I bet he doesn't make NFTs outta these.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jul 25, 2024 21:59:06 GMT
I mean... it's like Homer In The Land Of Chocolate, but replace Homer with Trump, and Chocolate with Stupid. So he's just merrily skipping his way through the Land Of Stupid, putting his pudgy little tiny hands on all the Stupid, taking bites out of passing Stupid, until he presses his weird orange face against the glass of a Stupid shop, puckers up his weird little sphincter of a mouth and says "Wow, Stupid, half price..."
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 25, 2024 22:19:00 GMT
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jul 25, 2024 23:13:02 GMT
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Post by lukasz on Jul 26, 2024 0:36:02 GMT
Just lol. But I wasn't aware that he has been in politics only 2 years. That's more than trump in 2016 but that dude had pence. What terrible candidates they are.
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jul 26, 2024 0:43:47 GMT
Tbf, Obama was only a national senator for 3 years before becoming president. But yeah, he had Biden around to wrangle politicians.
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Post by 😎 on Jul 26, 2024 0:49:04 GMT
State senator before that and civil rights attorney before that though, he had the experience, just not full Washington exposure.
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MolarAm🔵
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jul 26, 2024 0:58:13 GMT
But did he have experience fucking a couch.
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jul 26, 2024 0:58:29 GMT
Sorry, allegedly fucking a couch.
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Post by Frog on Jul 26, 2024 5:47:50 GMT
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Post by Bill the kidding on Jul 26, 2024 5:59:38 GMT
Compared to most other Republicans, and even most other Republicans on the ticket, a couch seems pretty tame.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jul 26, 2024 6:03:18 GMT
The UK had a PM who fucked a pig.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jul 26, 2024 6:10:05 GMT
So how long before there's maga cultists dressing up as couches and fucking each other at rallies?
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 26, 2024 6:20:30 GMT
Vance is less popular than you'd think. Being picked by Trump didn't manage to give him the trademark Trump "charisma" (such as it is, i.e blind fealty), even a portion of the Republican base (MAGAts included, believe it or not!) is going "wait, who tf did we pick?"
His "childless cat lady" comment went down pretty dang badly too...
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Post by Frog on Jul 26, 2024 6:25:59 GMT
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Post by Bill the kidding on Jul 26, 2024 8:18:53 GMT
^nfsw! I have to admit I thought this was kinda funny: Going with the 'is Trump ok because he's acting kinda weird?' strategy works for me. As it's what we've kinda been doing here for the past few years.
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Post by X201 on Jul 26, 2024 8:44:57 GMT
Vance is less popular than you'd think. Being picked by Trump didn't manage to give him the trademark Trump "charisma" (such as it is, i.e blind fealty), even a portion of the Republican base (MAGAts included, believe it or not!) is going "wait, who tf did we pick?" His "childless cat lady" comment went down pretty dang badly too... Yeah, Justin Webb on Americast is unsure if he’ll actually make it to election day. Biden might not be the last one to leave the election race.
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