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Post by Jambowayoh on May 30, 2022 20:30:56 GMT
Sarah Cox. From nineties "ladette" to current day middle-aged book club host, she's always been a pug-faced no-talent chalk-down-blackboard-voiced fuck monkey waste of everyone's time. So... when's the wedding? |
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Post by Lukus on May 30, 2022 20:39:59 GMT
I've no idea what a fuck monkey is.
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Post by kronos on May 30, 2022 20:40:22 GMT
The highpoint of the Depp/Heard trial for me was that Dr Spiegel guy, basically Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty made flesh.
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Post by Duffman5 on May 30, 2022 22:42:22 GMT
The highpoint of the Depp/Heard trial for me was that Dr Spiegel guy, basically Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty made flesh. I see you and raise Lemony Snicket (Jim Carrey) |
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Post by Danno on May 30, 2022 22:44:31 GMT
Sarah Cox. From nineties "ladette" to current day middle-aged book club host, she's always been a pug-faced no-talent chalk-down-blackboard-voiced fuck monkey waste of everyone's time. Aye. Chuck Jo Whiley in the same bin with some vague Jon Peel successor vibes at the start of the career |
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Post by retro74 on May 30, 2022 22:50:57 GMT
Aw Jo Whiley seems lovely, that one is harsh
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Post by Lizard on May 30, 2022 22:54:02 GMT
Always had a bit of a crush on Whiley.
Zoe Ball can get to fuck though.
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Post by rawshark on May 30, 2022 23:24:17 GMT
Aw man, are you guys just going to pour scorn on everyone I wanked off to in my teens? What are your thoughts on Jo Guest?
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Post by Danno on May 30, 2022 23:28:25 GMT
Aw man, are you guys just going to pour scorn on everyone I wanked off to in my teens? What are your thoughts on Jo Guest? TITTIES |
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Post by rawshark on Jun 3, 2022 16:25:47 GMT
The two cottage dwellers from Gogglebox. The ones that call each other “nutty”. Fuck them. Especially how the wife keep crying whenever the Queen is on TV.
The whole show is ridiculously unbalanced. It’s either thick as shit salt of the Earth types or “eccentric” privileged dicks like them. At least the diversity quota gets filled out but to quote Alan Partridge “I’m hopping mad and I want something in the middle!!”
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Post by cubby on Jun 3, 2022 17:22:50 GMT
I reckon she's mere months away from murdering him. He just trolls her at every available opportunity, and she sits there seething.
Also the absolute state of their armchairs. 'kin hell.
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Post by dfunked on Jun 3, 2022 17:26:06 GMT
The "posh" alcoholic couple?
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Post by cubby on Jun 3, 2022 17:45:15 GMT
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Post by Vortex on Jun 3, 2022 17:54:30 GMT
He is a *total* giles as well.
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Post by dfunked on Jun 3, 2022 18:24:04 GMT
Ah, doesn't look like the ones I'm thinking of are still on it. They're pretty much all cunts apart from the Siddiqui family.
I just had to google that and unfortunately reminder myself that Pete exists in the same universe as me right now.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jun 3, 2022 19:30:12 GMT
Ah, doesn't look like the ones I'm thinking of are still on it. They're pretty much all cunts apart from the Siddiqui family. I just had to google that and unfortunately reminder myself that Pete exists in the same universe as me right now. Tristan, Twaine and Tremaine are alright. I like Marcus and Mica too. |
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Post by mrpon on Jun 3, 2022 19:34:34 GMT
I like the bit where he adds Mary on the end of every sentence.
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Post by dogbot on Jun 3, 2022 21:36:26 GMT
Ah, doesn't look like the ones I'm thinking of are still on it. They're pretty much all cunts apart from the Siddiqui family. I just had to google that and unfortunately reminder myself that Pete exists in the same universe as me right now. Tristan, Twaine and Tremaine are alright. I like Marcus and Mica too. Yeah same. 😁 |
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Post by rawshark on Jun 3, 2022 21:47:31 GMT
I like Marcus and Mica. They make me laugh. I don’t even mind the brother and sister in Blackpool.
The new Scottish couple add absolutely nothing.
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Post by Danno on Jun 3, 2022 21:58:46 GMT
Reading the last 7 posts or so means literally nothing to me.
CAN WE BURN THEM
Go onnnn, let's burn them
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Post by cubby on Jun 3, 2022 21:58:57 GMT
Those two thick as shit girls could fuck off and I wouldn't notice.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 3, 2022 22:13:23 GMT
I've never actually seen an episode of Gogglebox, it's always looked a bit...shit
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Post by Danno on Jun 3, 2022 22:16:14 GMT
I've never actually seen an episode of Gogglebox, it's always looked a bit...shit That's generous. A series that is basically Asmongold (or some other reaction YT cunt). Commissioned. Budgeted. Produced. I guess it made hay, so what the fuck do I (or you) know. Shouldn't have happened imo. |
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Post by cubby on Jun 3, 2022 22:21:02 GMT
It's the pinnacle of telly. Followed closely by Succession.
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Post by rawshark on Jun 3, 2022 22:28:16 GMT
Those two thick as shit girls could fuck off and I wouldn't notice. There’s literally at least three pairs on GB that could apply to. |
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Post by cubby on Jun 3, 2022 22:32:00 GMT
The *really* thick as shit ones, as in that's all they're there for as they don't understand anything.
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Post by rawshark on Jun 3, 2022 22:34:18 GMT
There’s the one who looks as porcine as anyone ever has. Like exceeding Jade Goody levels. And someone knocked her up… either they’re a real trooper or have incredibly low standards.
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Post by retro74 on Jun 3, 2022 23:23:52 GMT
I’ve seen every episode of Gogglebox, it’s awesome for the most part, with some genuinely hilarious moments throughout
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2022 23:34:45 GMT
I've never actually seen an episode of Gogglebox, it's always looked a bit...shit You know people that complain about their kids watching people play games instead of playing them and how they don't understand it? Gogglebox fans do what their kids do but with TV shows and films. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 3, 2022 23:37:15 GMT
I've never actually seen an episode of Gogglebox, it's always looked a bit...shit You know people that complain about their kids watching people play games instead of playing them and how they don't understand it? Gogglebox fans do what their kids do but with TV shows and films. That's what I assumed it was. I mean I do watch let's play videos so I can't really comment. |
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