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Post by simple on Jan 18, 2023 11:23:10 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 18, 2023 11:59:40 GMT
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Jan 18, 2023 12:10:18 GMT
Funny and sad in equal measure.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 18, 2023 12:14:39 GMT
Is that just a shit version of the onion?
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Post by simple on Jan 18, 2023 12:18:54 GMT
Its basically the Onion but all its jokes are usually about punk and metal
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Post by Dougs on Jan 18, 2023 12:41:37 GMT
I was going to say, surely that's satire!
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Post by Ulythium on Jan 18, 2023 12:49:06 GMT
It had me going until "... empowers men to buy his online course...", which elicited a chuckle.
Still sad that the basic premise - cops siding with a self-styled alpha male Chad, blaming women, etc. - was so plausible, though.
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Post by geefe on Jan 18, 2023 17:15:44 GMT
Yeah The Hard Times normally does stories like
Guitarist turns up to rehearsal on time
Bassists declared officially useful
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Post by simple on Jan 18, 2023 19:40:34 GMT
Nu-metal marriage counsellor not interested in the he said, she said bullshit
*in photo the stock image counsellor is photoshopped to be wearing a Fred Durst hat
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Jan 18, 2023 20:49:09 GMT
Jeez...
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 18, 2023 21:11:41 GMT
That very much reeks of ‘I’m taking you down with me’
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Post by Lizard on Jan 19, 2023 0:21:01 GMT
Its basically the Onion but all its jokes are usually about punk and metal It likes to give coppers a hard time though, on behalf of the punx. I like The Hard Times |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2023 0:42:08 GMT
Twitter celebrating because the kid from Kick Ass cheated on his too old for him, definitely groomed him wife.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 19, 2023 1:36:38 GMT
Aaron Taylor Johnson? Well, I mean he's not a kid he's very much a grown ass man, but yes him and his wife got together when he was young but he was 18 so 'groomed' is a bit of a strong word seeing as they were both consenting adults. Unless we're saying that you can't consent as an 18 yr old, and that goes both ways if it was an older man and younger woman. Yes they're is a power dynamic, yeah it can seem creepy but as long both parties are consenting I don't see the issue in letting people get on with their own life.
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Post by 😎 on Jan 19, 2023 1:38:40 GMT
He says nervously pulling on his collar and checking his date’s birth certificate
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 19, 2023 1:39:05 GMT
Yes, yes the same old tired joke.
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Post by 😎 on Jan 19, 2023 1:48:25 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 19, 2023 1:52:52 GMT
Right...good one.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 19, 2023 6:52:46 GMT
He doesn't like his jokes old. Yes. Jokes
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Post by cubby on Jan 19, 2023 7:56:27 GMT
Grem that joke's so old Aaron Taylor Johnson would marry it.
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Post by geefe on Jan 19, 2023 11:27:38 GMT
Ahhh but was she fit? That's the difference innit?
Same with that one that went out with that Harry Styles was it? He was 17 and she was 30 odd. Tbf I judge the older women here more cause young lads are morons who should be fired into the sun.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 19, 2023 11:32:50 GMT
Ahhh but was she fit? That's the difference innit? Same with that one that went out with that Harry Styles was it? He was 17 and she was 30 odd. Tbf I judge the older women here more cause young lads are morons who should be fired into the sun. You mean Caroline Flack who committed suicide in some part of being judged by the media? |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jan 23, 2023 9:22:19 GMT
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Post by rawshark on Jan 23, 2023 9:56:58 GMT
“Grooming” is a bit strong. 18 year old guys are so full of jizz they’ll latch onto anything that lets them offload it regularly, and in my experience the older women who go for these relationships (sweeping generalisation) are seeking that energy where they feel sexually desired and overlook the fact that their man will shag anything and leave old back issues of Nuts lying around. Not many of these relationships last the distance, in my experience.
Or they’re famous and you quite fancied Demi Moore when she was in Striptease.
A failed relationship with an older woman is something of a right of passage for many. My friend told me.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 23, 2023 10:06:07 GMT
That is a bit..  |
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Post by mrpon on Jan 23, 2023 10:55:00 GMT
Wouldn't want to follow Tommy, tbh.
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Post by elstoof on Jan 23, 2023 11:15:01 GMT
I met Pam and Tommy when I was about 14, they stayed at the house in the country when she was over for some promo work. Tommy was a really good guy, spent all day hanging out with me and my cousins and some friends who wanted to gawp over his wife, just happy to hang out playing snooker and talking shit with us
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Post by mrpon on Jan 23, 2023 11:15:50 GMT
Please stop saying hang out.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 23, 2023 11:19:55 GMT
I wonder if Stoof got a preview screening of the 'tape'?
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Post by elstoof on Jan 23, 2023 11:19:57 GMT
Fortunately nothing hung out, but he did get his laptop out to show us some music he was working on and his desktop background was a very tasteful picture of his wife which he had to hastily cover up
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