Celebrity Paedogeddon and old men yelling at clouds

"...over the front pages."

This book is so fucking stupid.

Pffft, Stephen Fry wouldn't leave me hanging like that!

Ahem.

Not seen cubby this fired up since Amber

That reads exactly like I would have expected. Sort of like an excited puppy. I expect he peed on the carpet when he was finished.

It's weird, he probably could have just said nothing and he'd have come out of all this looking (slightly) the better man, but instead, they did the Netflix thing which cemented her place as the devil to most royalists and now this book, which just seems to make him come across as a bit of a twat, really.

I presume that his intention was to burn the bridges.

Still, says volumes about his family that they put up with Andrew and paid his rape money, but didn't for Harry who dared to marry a black American.

Is that what happened to Harry's todger?

Haha fucking hell. He's like the Jez of royalty.

He's like a Troll doll, that someone has put those googly eye stickers on so it seems alive

So Justin Roiland of Rick and Morty fame is a wrong’un of absolutely epic proportions.

All the talent must have come from Harmon and he's never had any bad press...

Obviously the main thing is the false imprisonment and domestic battery.

I assume it’ll be partly a statistical thing because of how big the Met is but they seem to generate a lot of stories like this, probably more than all the other forces combined.

Swiss Guards?

800 of them.