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Post by š on Jan 12, 2023 18:13:44 GMT
He could put it right up there and do a ventriloquist act.
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Post by Onny on Jan 12, 2023 18:14:59 GMT
It also doesn't explain the creation of child porn charge. Technically, if you download a copy of something, you have created that copy, especially if you have also seeded it back out.Ā If they are really going after you, they can do you with creation just from cached images from browsing a website. While that charge is usually not as bad as it sounds the intention is, correctly, to rank the offence of looking at CP up there with literally creating it. To be more clear here; he has been charged on both making and possession. āMakingā covers material which is not easily accessible to a user, such as in your internet cache or stuff which has been deleted. āPossessionā is material which is accessible to you, such as a folder on your desktop or something. Of the two, āpossessionā is more serious and carries a bigger sentence. So his statement of āI was on a drugs binge but deleted it honestā doesnāt really make much sense; some of it must have remained. Interestingly Iāve read a second article where he claims the possession charge is from a file on his google drive, which is interesting and might explain why the NCA got involved. Edit: just to also add that the intention of the word āmakingā is not to ārank it up thereā; it is short for āmaking a copyā. There are separate charges for actually creating this shit, called āProductionā and that carries biggest sentence - as you might expect. Source: I used to do this for a living and have put many many pedos in prison.
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Post by Ulythium on Jan 12, 2023 18:15:31 GMT
That's quite the start for page 50.
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Post by simple on Jan 12, 2023 18:34:54 GMT
Incredibly important second clause to that final sentence from Onny there. We were dangerously close to a confession.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 12, 2023 18:49:38 GMT
Ah, must have got my wires crossed on the last bit. I did a cyber forensics course with the filth and they had some right horror stories.
One guy was saying they had to wear a hazmat suit because he had to seize a PC covered in HIV jizz and another one was saying he had to redecorate his kids bedrooms because he seized a laptop from a house decorated entirely with IKEA childrenās furniture and it completely freaked him out.
Felt kind of bad that I got paid more for sitting on my arse looking for people nicking credit card numbers.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2023 18:54:06 GMT
Feels wrong liking a post about the illegality of child porn so would rather just says cheers guys, that was quite interesting.
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Post by cowsmakenoise on Jan 12, 2023 19:11:49 GMT
To be honest, Iād want a hazmat suit before Iād pick up a computer covered in non-HIV jizz.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2023 19:13:31 GMT
How long does it stay potent with HIV once its left the body?
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 12, 2023 19:15:33 GMT
I suspect itās standard issue as itās probably quite a jizz heavy job. And dangerous. We did one module about checking to see if the machine is booby trapped.
White collar crime 4 lyfe
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2023 19:16:08 GMT
Google says it dies within seconds of exposure to air. So he didn't even have to wear gloves the fucking pussy.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 12, 2023 19:20:26 GMT
Iād want more than gloves if I was picking up a seagulled computer, regardless of how diseased the donor was
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Post by Vortex on Jan 12, 2023 19:21:06 GMT
š I wonder what google thinks of the weird search queries from font geek users?
Albeit, geefe's lack of searching for the random questions they ask possibly helps mitigate things there a bit.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2023 19:22:36 GMT
geefe playing 4D chess with the feds. Making Jambo take the fall.
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Post by baihu1983 on Jan 12, 2023 21:00:20 GMT
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Post by lordofthedunce on Jan 12, 2023 21:35:06 GMT
Isn't there a bloke in New Zealand who claims to be Charles and Camilla's child from years ago? Nutbar.
Oh, the thread moved on from that š¤¦š¼āāļø
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Post by Onny on Jan 13, 2023 7:15:12 GMT
I suspect itās standard issue as itās probably quite a jizz heavy job. And dangerous. We did one module about checking to see if the machine is booby trapped. White collar crime 4 lyfe āItās a jizz-heavy job, guv, but someoneās got to do it.ā
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Post by Onny on Jan 13, 2023 7:15:45 GMT
Roiland? Oh ffs.
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Post by Dougs on Jan 13, 2023 7:20:44 GMT
I used to work a lot with the Internet Watch Foundation. I don't know how they managed to go to work every day, despite all the counselling. Horrific (but necessary) job.
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Post by Lizard on Jan 13, 2023 7:22:10 GMT
I imagine burnout is pretty high.
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Post by geefe on Jan 13, 2023 9:42:22 GMT
geefe playing 4D chess with the feds. Making Jambo take the fall. Shhhhhhhh
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Post by Saul1138 on Jan 13, 2023 12:32:59 GMT
Back in the mists of time, before all of the porn in the world was instantly streamable, I downloaded what was supposed to be a Jenna Jameson torrent but it was mislabled and ended up being just a video of a woman wanking off a donkey. Its not inconceivable that he got it by accident but, yeah... I still search for spanking, my hairy yellow arse daily. All that comes up are videos by Eels āFlyswatter.ā I turned off safe search, and fuck me, the filth that is out there. There is a low res video of a bald guy, furiously masturbating his anus, whilst trying to remain unerect. Does me in about 38 seconds, if I take my time.
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Post by Onny on Jan 13, 2023 13:40:32 GMT
Iāve re-read this post three times and Iām still not sure I know what it means.
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Post by cubby on Jan 13, 2023 13:48:08 GMT
He searches for spanking, my hairy yellow arse daily. What's confusing about that?
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Post by dogbot on Jan 13, 2023 14:04:56 GMT
The why of it.
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Post by grey_matters on Jan 13, 2023 14:08:44 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2023 14:31:32 GMT
Unless the chapter markers are different on the audio book, checking my partner's copy of the hardback at chapter 43 confirms what I already knew - that Prince Harry tweet is a deepfake. I'm surprised everybody has been taken in by that.
My partner's copy I tell you.
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Post by wunty on Jan 13, 2023 15:13:03 GMT
Back in the mists of time, before all of the porn in the world was instantly streamable, I downloaded what was supposed to be a Jenna Jameson torrent but it was mislabled and ended up being just a video of a woman wanking off a donkey. Its not inconceivable that he got it by accident but, yeah... I still search for spanking, my hairy yellow arse daily. All that comes up are videos by Eels āFlyswatter.ā I turned off safe search, and fuck me, the filth that is out there. There is a low res video of a bald guy, furiously masturbating his anus, whilst trying to remain unerect. Does me in about 38 seconds, if I take my time. Was this post generated by an ai?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 13, 2023 15:32:07 GMT
BUSTED!
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Post by cubby on Jan 13, 2023 15:46:57 GMT
Unless the chapter markers are different on the audio book, checking my partner's copy of the hardback at chapter 43 confirms what I already knew - that Prince Harry tweet is a deepfake. I'm surprised everybody has been taken in by that. My partner's copy I tell you. Er... This is chapter 43 here, it's the very start of the chapter.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2023 17:14:32 GMT
Unless the chapter markers are different on the audio book, checking my partner's copy of the hardback at chapter 43 confirms what I already knew - that Prince Harry tweet is a deepfake. I'm surprised everybody has been taken in by that. My partner's copy I tell you. Er... This is chapter 43 here, it's the very start of the chapter. Egg on face. Must have checked a different chapter.
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