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Post by technoish on Dec 3, 2024 13:35:04 GMT
Brits are also massive prudes. I always forget / am surprised when going back to the continent, and sex talk isn't a taboo or done in a carry on-esque-way. (Although I'd probably also feel uncomfortable if Gregg Wallace started to describe himself doing a sex act in the lift). Having lived on the continent I've never had a stranger nor a work colleague just go on about their sex life unprompted. Is this a regular occurrence for you? Maybe it's a Dutch thing  |
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Post by cubby on Dec 3, 2024 13:39:12 GMT
I mean you guys are called the *nether*lands. Can we cancel a whole country?
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Post by mothercruncher on Dec 3, 2024 14:07:16 GMT
You just know the line he said in in the lift is "going down? Just like me with the wife this morning!" If he pulled that gem off, fair play to him I say innit guv |
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Post by hicksy on Dec 3, 2024 14:52:17 GMT
We’re a prudish national who clearly love piling in on a massive takedown. But having said that at least reasonable morals are winning through. The more information that comes out each day show he is clearly a wrong’un but low on the c*ntery scale imo. He certainly can’t control his mouth but at least so far he doesn’t seem overly handsy. There has and still are far worse out in the mix I recon…
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Post by 😎 on Dec 3, 2024 15:13:02 GMT
Are you his mum or something
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 3, 2024 15:17:08 GMT
HE'S NOT THE MASTERCHEF! HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Dec 3, 2024 15:30:06 GMT
The BBC has not binned the two new Masterchef Christmas specials he's on. The BBC has now binned the two new Masterchef Christmas specials he's on. They better not mess with inside the factory. I need to know how Yule logs are produced. |
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Post by Vortex on Dec 3, 2024 15:32:08 GMT
/takes a shit on a production line, dusts with icing sugar...
It's what Greg(g) would have wanted.
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Post by cubby on Dec 3, 2024 15:34:26 GMT
They could get away with pixelating him and using that voice modifier they used for Gerry Adams during the troubles on that show.
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Post by cubby on Dec 3, 2024 15:35:20 GMT
Actually they should do that for all cancelled slebs where they've still got shows in the can and need to broadcast them. I'd watch it.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 3, 2024 15:39:24 GMT
They could get away with pixelating him and using that voice modifier they used for Gerry Adams during the troubles on that show. Err, it's actually GGerry. |
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Post by Vandelay on Dec 3, 2024 15:44:17 GMT
The BBC has now binned the two new Masterchef Christmas specials he's on. They better not mess with inside the factory. I need to know how Yule logs are produced. My favourite bit of that show was to find out what Ggregg would be most artificially shocked by each week. "You put chocolate in your Yule Logs??!! I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!" |
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Post by elstoof on Dec 3, 2024 16:02:08 GMT
He spent his early career in a greengrocers, winking at women as he handed them a cucumber and shouting “oi oi! You’ve got a treat in store tonight!”, give the man a break
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Post by askew on Dec 3, 2024 16:43:40 GMT
Actually they should do that for all cancelled slebs where they've still got shows in the can and need to broadcast them. I'd watch it. “Now then, now then” in a pitched-down baritone… |
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Post by Lukus on Dec 3, 2024 16:44:34 GMT
He's clearly overcompensating with the sex chat. There's no way anyone's hit that
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Post by Blue_Mike on Dec 3, 2024 16:55:27 GMT
Coming soon:
Gregg Wallace: From Millwall Hooligan To Masterchef Sex Pest, a biography in three parts, starring Colin Farrell under a shit ton of latex
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 3, 2024 17:06:38 GMT
Coming soon: Gregg Wallace: From Millwall Hooligan To Masterchef Sex Pest, a biography in three parts, starring Colin Farrell under a shit ton of latex IT'S GGGREGGG. GGGREGGG! |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Dec 3, 2024 17:08:46 GMT
Actually, fuck it, let Bob Mortimer reprise the role:  |
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Post by pizzacrunch on Dec 3, 2024 17:25:22 GMT
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Post by robthehermit on Dec 3, 2024 17:33:27 GMT
They could get away with pixelating him and using that voice modifier they used for Gerry Adams during the troubles on that show. Gerry should have kept his actors voice, I couldn't take him seriously once he was actually allowed to speak on TV. |
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Post by hicksy on Dec 3, 2024 17:34:00 GMT
Are you his mum or something I want to break free… /adjusts pinny |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 3, 2024 17:37:13 GMT
Hhicksy
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Dec 3, 2024 17:38:35 GMT
Are you his mum or somethinggg |
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Post by Ulythium on Dec 3, 2024 17:54:05 GMT
He'll land on his feet, I'm sure. Probably open up a chain of bakery shops - call it GGregg's (which is legally distinct from the rival chain with a similar name), and go from there.
"Sausage roll, love? You can roll my sausage anytime!"
"Quiche Lorraine? Boy, did I ever!"
"Sorry, darling - we don't do spotted dick. Although there was that time when I had measles..."
"Two iced fingers? They're on special offer - buy two, get one free. We call it The Shocker."
"Our ring donuts have the sweetest holes in the shop. Well, second-sweetest, now you're here."
"Fancy a Cornish pasty? There's more meat in there than a brothel on payday."
I could totally present get fired from Masterchef.
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Post by tincanrocket on Dec 3, 2024 18:05:39 GMT
Fucks sake Greg. I just wanted to watch some massive Fistingfest over Christmas. ^^OVERGREGGEDIT^^ |
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Post by drakeypoos on Dec 3, 2024 18:11:48 GMT
Actually, fuck it, let Bob Mortimer reprise the role: This and Otis and Marvin. They made Mighty Boosh look totally sane |
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Post by mothercruncher on Dec 3, 2024 18:13:55 GMT
He is a perfect example of be nice to people on your way up because, etc etc
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Post by mothercruncher on Dec 3, 2024 18:26:08 GMT
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Post by elstoof on Dec 3, 2024 18:26:38 GMT
This and Otis and Marvin. Not sure if even they can pull off blackface any more |
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Post by drakeypoos on Dec 3, 2024 18:37:29 GMT
This and Otis and Marvin. Not sure if even they can pull off blackface any more This may be Mandela Effect according to the clip I just looked up, if you remember it that way - no blackface, unless you count hairstyles. |
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